Futurepoop
@futurepoop.bsky.social
It me, Futurepoop.
Fantasy football addict #SFB, cursed #Bears + #Bulls fan, The Disco Biscuits are the greatest band on the planet #B4L, aspiring #BBQ connoisseur
Fantasy football addict #SFB, cursed #Bears + #Bulls fan, The Disco Biscuits are the greatest band on the planet #B4L, aspiring #BBQ connoisseur
I’m not sure anyone in the league throws as hard as Caleb Williams
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m not sure anyone in the league throws as hard as Caleb Williams
Probably not. Likely just funded by someone who is.
It will be interesting to see if Rep. Clay Higgins who voted NO to releasing the Epstein Files is mentioned in the files!
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Probably not. Likely just funded by someone who is.
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Update, she got it
(never uploaded video here before, see how this goes)
(never uploaded video here before, see how this goes)
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Update, she got it
(never uploaded video here before, see how this goes)
(never uploaded video here before, see how this goes)
First JC Penny and now the actual Penny. What is this country coming to
After 232 years, the U.S. Mint has produced its last-ever penny
U.S. Mint In Philadelphia Presses Final Pennies As The 1-Cent Coin Gets Canceled
The Treasury Department expects to save $56 million per year on materials by ceasing to make them.
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
First JC Penny and now the actual Penny. What is this country coming to
this is how my dad emails me after he drinks 23 molson ices on a wednesday night
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
this is how my dad emails me after he drinks 23 molson ices on a wednesday night
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Caleb Williams, Escape Artist
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Caleb Williams, Escape Artist
Ilana Glazer showing up on a random Elmo episode was a nice surprise hanging with the kiddo. I miss Broad City
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ilana Glazer showing up on a random Elmo episode was a nice surprise hanging with the kiddo. I miss Broad City
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Nick Hanauer seemed to understand that no amount of excellent TV could keep working people docile forever
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Nick Hanauer seemed to understand that no amount of excellent TV could keep working people docile forever
Think the Bears were likely Breece Hall buyers prior to Monangai going off for 176 yards last week. Still hope it happens for the right price!
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Think the Bears were likely Breece Hall buyers prior to Monangai going off for 176 yards last week. Still hope it happens for the right price!
Montez Sweat + Dayo Odeyingbo really looking like great signings 🤪
Ryan Pace has more bad moves than good moves. Sorry, but it's true.
Ryan Pace has more bad moves than good moves. Sorry, but it's true.
New edge rusher chart!
I've adjusted this to show double team rate + chip rate (at edge) on x axis. A little messy because we're mixing data sources (possible overlap) but I think important to get chips in there.
Y axis is pass rush win rate at edge.
I've adjusted this to show double team rate + chip rate (at edge) on x axis. A little messy because we're mixing data sources (possible overlap) but I think important to get chips in there.
Y axis is pass rush win rate at edge.
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Montez Sweat + Dayo Odeyingbo really looking like great signings 🤪
Ryan Pace has more bad moves than good moves. Sorry, but it's true.
Ryan Pace has more bad moves than good moves. Sorry, but it's true.
Man, saw a lot of hype about the new Superman movie. That shit was awful
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Man, saw a lot of hype about the new Superman movie. That shit was awful
😭 this sucks
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
😭 this sucks
If the Ardmore shows were the last time I see the Biscuits with Allen I’m going to be so depressed. Please don’t let the rumors be true.
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If the Ardmore shows were the last time I see the Biscuits with Allen I’m going to be so depressed. Please don’t let the rumors be true.
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Back in 1939, Thomas Mann wrote an essay called Bruder Hitler. Esquire magazine ran it with the title “That Man Is My Brother”.
Here’s an archived link: archive.ph/kPMHn
Here’s an archived link: archive.ph/kPMHn
February 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Back in 1939, Thomas Mann wrote an essay called Bruder Hitler. Esquire magazine ran it with the title “That Man Is My Brother”.
Here’s an archived link: archive.ph/kPMHn
Here’s an archived link: archive.ph/kPMHn
Today I learned that many of you think taking your shoes off on a plane is disgusting. This one’s for you... 😘
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Today I learned that many of you think taking your shoes off on a plane is disgusting. This one’s for you... 😘
Yeah I’m 3 beers deep at the airport at 11:45am, but I’m not drunk enough to buy a hotdog with onions and relish and put it in a brown paper bag (now vertical on top of her carry on) to bring it on an airplane 🤦♂️. Gotta love Philly
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Yeah I’m 3 beers deep at the airport at 11:45am, but I’m not drunk enough to buy a hotdog with onions and relish and put it in a brown paper bag (now vertical on top of her carry on) to bring it on an airplane 🤦♂️. Gotta love Philly
Already 2 bogus calls against the Bears. Wtf is happening this year?!
October 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Already 2 bogus calls against the Bears. Wtf is happening this year?!
Watched Ben Johnson’s presser today. Main takeaways:
1) DJ Moore was in the hospital overnight due to a broken dick and/or balls.
2) Theo Benedet was warned prior to that nonsense illegal formation call.
3) Ben Johnson is that dude.
#BearDown
1) DJ Moore was in the hospital overnight due to a broken dick and/or balls.
2) Theo Benedet was warned prior to that nonsense illegal formation call.
3) Ben Johnson is that dude.
#BearDown
October 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watched Ben Johnson’s presser today. Main takeaways:
1) DJ Moore was in the hospital overnight due to a broken dick and/or balls.
2) Theo Benedet was warned prior to that nonsense illegal formation call.
3) Ben Johnson is that dude.
#BearDown
1) DJ Moore was in the hospital overnight due to a broken dick and/or balls.
2) Theo Benedet was warned prior to that nonsense illegal formation call.
3) Ben Johnson is that dude.
#BearDown
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me trying to corral my 3 year old before bedtime
October 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
me trying to corral my 3 year old before bedtime
DJ Moore hates Caleb Williams
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
DJ Moore hates Caleb Williams
Dan Quinn hates East Coast Dads
October 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dan Quinn hates East Coast Dads
Broncos should let Fields get a 50 yard rushing TD so they leave some time on the clock. Me starting Fields in my home league has nothing to do with this take.
October 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Broncos should let Fields get a 50 yard rushing TD so they leave some time on the clock. Me starting Fields in my home league has nothing to do with this take.
One Battle After Another was incredible. Go see it in theaters while you still can. Wow.
October 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
One Battle After Another was incredible. Go see it in theaters while you still can. Wow.
The way he said “Uber” earlier made me think he has to read it phonetically. Time to hang em up, Al
I hate that Al Michaels is losing it but I think that's the second or third time this year that he said "trade" about a player who signed in free agency.
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The way he said “Uber” earlier made me think he has to read it phonetically. Time to hang em up, Al