Furi Mallard
@furimallard.bsky.social
I write spicy Furry fiction and like to talk about Warhammer models!
I have a Patreon now!
https://www.patreon.com/storieswithfuri
I have a Patreon now!
https://www.patreon.com/storieswithfuri
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Furi Mallard
@furimallard.bsky.social
· Jun 10
Donate to Help Jamie's Family Overcome Medical and Car Crisis, organized by Jeffrey Callahan
Hello everybody. My name is Devon. I am here reluctantly to ask f… Jeffrey Callahan needs your support for Help Jamie's Family Overcome Medical and Car Crisis
www.gofundme.com
Hey folks, Devon, a long time friend of mine (and much more talented writer) has a family that is going through it at the moment.
He has a GoFund me up to help with car and medical bills so if anyone is able to help he’d really appreciate it.
#mutualaid
www.gofundme.com/f/help-jamie...
He has a GoFund me up to help with car and medical bills so if anyone is able to help he’d really appreciate it.
#mutualaid
www.gofundme.com/f/help-jamie...
Are #vtubers just Digital Muppets?
I watched a clip of Dooby reacting to Miss Piggy at the game awards and is that not just a puppet reacting to a puppet?
Is that why I was a bad streamer? Was I not Muppet-y enough?
I watched a clip of Dooby reacting to Miss Piggy at the game awards and is that not just a puppet reacting to a puppet?
Is that why I was a bad streamer? Was I not Muppet-y enough?
December 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Are #vtubers just Digital Muppets?
I watched a clip of Dooby reacting to Miss Piggy at the game awards and is that not just a puppet reacting to a puppet?
Is that why I was a bad streamer? Was I not Muppet-y enough?
I watched a clip of Dooby reacting to Miss Piggy at the game awards and is that not just a puppet reacting to a puppet?
Is that why I was a bad streamer? Was I not Muppet-y enough?
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So I just found this thing beneath a cave. I’m not sure what it is but when I touch it, it gives forth a sound. What do y’all think I should do with it? Is this something I should show the Priests?
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
So I just found this thing beneath a cave. I’m not sure what it is but when I touch it, it gives forth a sound. What do y’all think I should do with it? Is this something I should show the Priests?
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maid kronii my beloved 💙
#kroniillust
#kroniillust
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
maid kronii my beloved 💙
#kroniillust
#kroniillust
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regret to say I took what I consider to be quite a good selfie entirely by accident in this changing room
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
regret to say I took what I consider to be quite a good selfie entirely by accident in this changing room
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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For Troey from FA
Boosty submission reward for couple months.
You can subscribe ~Cookie Bun~ or ~Ribes Rubrum~ tier and get artistic freedom sketch as reward every month.
Boosty submission reward for couple months.
You can subscribe ~Cookie Bun~ or ~Ribes Rubrum~ tier and get artistic freedom sketch as reward every month.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
For Troey from FA
Boosty submission reward for couple months.
You can subscribe ~Cookie Bun~ or ~Ribes Rubrum~ tier and get artistic freedom sketch as reward every month.
Boosty submission reward for couple months.
You can subscribe ~Cookie Bun~ or ~Ribes Rubrum~ tier and get artistic freedom sketch as reward every month.
I mean….
If you insist
If you insist
Make a fursona
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I mean….
If you insist
If you insist
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All 20 of the Master and Commander Aubrey/Maturin novels
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
All 20 of the Master and Commander Aubrey/Maturin novels
Gaunt’s Ghosts, the TV series.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Gaunt’s Ghosts, the TV series.
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Trans pride Zaku from the Gundam Assemble series of minis !
It's was a really fun mini to paint, the sculpt is pretty great, despite some simplifications made to allow the model to be push fit (the gap between the cable and the legs isn't hollowed)
It's was a really fun mini to paint, the sculpt is pretty great, despite some simplifications made to allow the model to be push fit (the gap between the cable and the legs isn't hollowed)
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Trans pride Zaku from the Gundam Assemble series of minis !
It's was a really fun mini to paint, the sculpt is pretty great, despite some simplifications made to allow the model to be push fit (the gap between the cable and the legs isn't hollowed)
It's was a really fun mini to paint, the sculpt is pretty great, despite some simplifications made to allow the model to be push fit (the gap between the cable and the legs isn't hollowed)
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The good girl games workshop Malys vs the bad girl Artel lady Malys
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The good girl games workshop Malys vs the bad girl Artel lady Malys
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November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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7 years ago I wrote a short story about jazz, a pretty girl, sex and creativity. Everything required for being a pretentious male writer.
It got rewritten a year later and now it’s on my A03 because I want to pretend to be a real writer.
archiveofourown.org/works/74344331
#fiction #writing
It got rewritten a year later and now it’s on my A03 because I want to pretend to be a real writer.
archiveofourown.org/works/74344331
#fiction #writing
Kumiko - FMallardWrites - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
7 years ago I wrote a short story about jazz, a pretty girl, sex and creativity. Everything required for being a pretentious male writer.
It got rewritten a year later and now it’s on my A03 because I want to pretend to be a real writer.
archiveofourown.org/works/74344331
#fiction #writing
It got rewritten a year later and now it’s on my A03 because I want to pretend to be a real writer.
archiveofourown.org/works/74344331
#fiction #writing
7 years ago I wrote a short story about jazz, a pretty girl, sex and creativity. Everything required for being a pretentious male writer.
It got rewritten a year later and now it’s on my A03 because I want to pretend to be a real writer.
archiveofourown.org/works/74344331
#fiction #writing
It got rewritten a year later and now it’s on my A03 because I want to pretend to be a real writer.
archiveofourown.org/works/74344331
#fiction #writing
Kumiko - FMallardWrites - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
7 years ago I wrote a short story about jazz, a pretty girl, sex and creativity. Everything required for being a pretentious male writer.
It got rewritten a year later and now it’s on my A03 because I want to pretend to be a real writer.
archiveofourown.org/works/74344331
#fiction #writing
It got rewritten a year later and now it’s on my A03 because I want to pretend to be a real writer.
archiveofourown.org/works/74344331
#fiction #writing
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Drew Invisigal from Dispatch
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Drew Invisigal from Dispatch
Gender isn’t fucking real.
It’s a made up concept that doesn’t make sense if you think about. Just be who you want to be, we’re all human, who cares what we wear or how we look or what bits we have in our pants.
We’re all in this together.
(I just want to wear skirts)
It’s a made up concept that doesn’t make sense if you think about. Just be who you want to be, we’re all human, who cares what we wear or how we look or what bits we have in our pants.
We’re all in this together.
(I just want to wear skirts)
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Gender isn’t fucking real.
It’s a made up concept that doesn’t make sense if you think about. Just be who you want to be, we’re all human, who cares what we wear or how we look or what bits we have in our pants.
We’re all in this together.
(I just want to wear skirts)
It’s a made up concept that doesn’t make sense if you think about. Just be who you want to be, we’re all human, who cares what we wear or how we look or what bits we have in our pants.
We’re all in this together.
(I just want to wear skirts)
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water can reveal hidden treasures
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
water can reveal hidden treasures
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I think about this constantly
the single most annoying thing about cigarettes, which are terrible and will kill you, is how fucking cool people can make them look
I mean come on
I mean come on
Toshiro Mifune
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I think about this constantly
The writing continues! Working on a bit if an action packed prologue at the moment, I probably won’t use it but we’ll see how it goes!
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The writing continues! Working on a bit if an action packed prologue at the moment, I probably won’t use it but we’ll see how it goes!
The NotNaNoWriMo month goes well! My goal is only 20k because I’m an adult with a kid now but it’s something!
My Furry WW1-inspired story, tentatively titles ‘Trench Tails’ (geddit?) is coming to life.
My Furry WW1-inspired story, tentatively titles ‘Trench Tails’ (geddit?) is coming to life.
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The NotNaNoWriMo month goes well! My goal is only 20k because I’m an adult with a kid now but it’s something!
My Furry WW1-inspired story, tentatively titles ‘Trench Tails’ (geddit?) is coming to life.
My Furry WW1-inspired story, tentatively titles ‘Trench Tails’ (geddit?) is coming to life.