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Jingle Bell Foxxi
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Wear SPF every day and grant me the serenity to accept the vibes that aren’t rootin’ tootin’.
Veteran’s Day is weird to me when people my age post about their dad’s/other family members’ service. My dad was deemed morally unfit to go to Vietnam because he got in some mild trouble as a kid. My brother was kicked out of Air Force basic training for smoking weed. Shoutout to my grandpas ig
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Those are rookie numbers. We gotta get those numbers lower.
I guess you can quantify the massive disconnect between party leaders and the party base they loathe
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Forcing shoppers to use self checkout then never having an employee around to help with issues at self checkout is the dumbest business move ever
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Alexa, play “The Final Countdown”
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Girls only want one thing and it’s to listen to *NSYNC’s Home for Christmas album in November.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Flaming hot dill pickle Cheetos
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Me, dies in Arc Raiders: GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS GAME.
Me, a minute later: Ok I’m going back topside.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.

Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Y'all, the hospital where I had my surgery is running trials to see if GLP-1 medications can help people suffering from long COVID. It's open to any person with documented long COVID who lives in the US.

Please pass it on!
Home - Long COVID Treatment Trial
Be part of groundbreaking Long COVID research from Scripps Research. We endeavor to conduct a portfolio of Long COVID clinical trials.
longcovid.scripps.edu
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
When you’re trying to make your Sims house’s value go up
Just a little more gold and it will be perfect
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Here’s a $200 gift card for a 10-minute MRI scan
it seems like he's talking about giving the premium subsidies back to taxpayers but the subsidies are already in the form of tax credits? and okay let's assume that money is given to people. is he proposing they buy eg an MRI with it? or insurance? if the latter then what have we accomplished
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Trump’s attacking peoples’ rights to pray. Evangelicals, rise up!
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It’ll be called “Trumpcare” but not in the way that the ACA was nicknamed “Obamacare”. It’ll be a website where you can shop health insurance plans and all that money goes directly to Trump’s bank account. But you won’t actually have any insurance.
Hey kids the Trump Healthcare
Plan just dropped!
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My favorite band is Rainbows for Grandma. You've never heard of them. They haven't actually released any music yet.
I explained the concept of “a band” to my music loving child, and they said they want to be in a band. When I asked what they would call their band, they IMMEDIATELY said, “Rainbows for Grandma,” so I guess they’ve found their calling??
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
"Mom, can you get me a snack?"
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I have complete faith in my health secretary, Robert Fungus Kennedy
August 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Today’s Marketplace find: This cursed looking 53” tall Princess Peach prop outlined in tiny lightbulbs
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
How fucking awful of Trump to be told by a judge that he HAS to fund SNAP and Trump is just like “… no 🩷”
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
So I needed a Hep B shot for my new job. Went to Dr yesterday to ask about it and he’s like “you should’ve gotten one when you were born but we’ll do a tithers anyway”.
Got a message today saying I’m NOT immune to HBV. 🤦🏻‍♀️ So now I get to do the three shot series.
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The mass starvation will continue until production and morale improves
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Absolute ghouls
Dr Oz: "Americans will lose 135 million pounds by the midterms"
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM