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FollyDodger
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· Feb 14
Opening Bluesky. Singing..
"Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I..."
Reads latest madness from America
"...see"
"Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I..."
Reads latest madness from America
"...see"
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Stalin notorious for making sure you could walk to the shops
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Stalin notorious for making sure you could walk to the shops
Whitehouse enrages people with Imperialism and awful Penguin knowledge. Reform emulates it with an image that makes absolutely no sense on its own terms.
January 25, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Whitehouse enrages people with Imperialism and awful Penguin knowledge. Reform emulates it with an image that makes absolutely no sense on its own terms.
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For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
Nice creatine you got there. Be a shame if you... actually dissolved in the liquid rather than hiding in the bottom in clumps and swirling around my mouth like a chalky fart!
January 24, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Nice creatine you got there. Be a shame if you... actually dissolved in the liquid rather than hiding in the bottom in clumps and swirling around my mouth like a chalky fart!
This is an accurate description of the Seduction Weekender in 1999
January 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
This is an accurate description of the Seduction Weekender in 1999
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This is a still from an 80s movie and you can't convince me otherwise.
January 19, 2026 at 11:33 AM
This is a still from an 80s movie and you can't convince me otherwise.
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Trump really *is* good at ending wars isn't he!
January 18, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Trump really *is* good at ending wars isn't he!
On a bus going past the trendy Islington fishmongers where you can eat caviar blinis and drink champagne. There's an inflatable number 3 balloon and I thought "how very north London to have your kid's birthday there!". But in all probability it's their anniversary since opening. Good luck to them.
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
On a bus going past the trendy Islington fishmongers where you can eat caviar blinis and drink champagne. There's an inflatable number 3 balloon and I thought "how very north London to have your kid's birthday there!". But in all probability it's their anniversary since opening. Good luck to them.
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We've created a world in which there's a social cost to believing anything.
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 AM
We've created a world in which there's a social cost to believing anything.
Maybe the real Nobel Peace Prize was the friends we made on the way?
January 16, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Maybe the real Nobel Peace Prize was the friends we made on the way?
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Number of cats I own: 0
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
October 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Number of cats I own: 0
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
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Nature valentines. This comic is now available as a set of 6 Valentines cards: topatoco.com/collections/...
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Nature valentines. This comic is now available as a set of 6 Valentines cards: topatoco.com/collections/...
I'm going to say something sacrilegious but the original Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy isn't very watchable. I'm sure people have good memories of it the first time around, but I find this lumbering.
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I'm going to say something sacrilegious but the original Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy isn't very watchable. I'm sure people have good memories of it the first time around, but I find this lumbering.
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If you shoot a woman in the face because her wife implies you're tubby, and then after murdering her call her a fucking bitch, you've dehumanised yourself.
January 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
If you shoot a woman in the face because her wife implies you're tubby, and then after murdering her call her a fucking bitch, you've dehumanised yourself.
25 years ago I walked from Putney to Wandsworth and started singing "I'm walking to Wandsworth" to the tune of Walking in Memphis and every now and again I sing it to myself despite having not set foot in Wandsworth since.
January 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
25 years ago I walked from Putney to Wandsworth and started singing "I'm walking to Wandsworth" to the tune of Walking in Memphis and every now and again I sing it to myself despite having not set foot in Wandsworth since.
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He shot her in the head, then called her a “fucking bitch.”
That isn’t self defense, it’s an angry execution.
That isn’t self defense, it’s an angry execution.
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 AM
He shot her in the head, then called her a “fucking bitch.”
That isn’t self defense, it’s an angry execution.
That isn’t self defense, it’s an angry execution.
I see your tree through the window and I'm judging you
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I see your tree through the window and I'm judging you
Just watched an average film and that's absolutely fine.
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Just watched an average film and that's absolutely fine.
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I have seized
the tanker/president/land
and while
you were probably
thinking
of something else
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so Epsteiny
the tanker/president/land
and while
you were probably
thinking
of something else
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so Epsteiny
January 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I have seized
the tanker/president/land
and while
you were probably
thinking
of something else
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so Epsteiny
the tanker/president/land
and while
you were probably
thinking
of something else
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so Epsteiny
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“Ladies and gentlemen. I suppose you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today… Now, I do not say this lightly but… one of you… is the murderer!”
Group of well dressed people admiring a cat. Photo from my collection, sadly no date/info. Would love to know the story here!
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 AM
“Ladies and gentlemen. I suppose you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today… Now, I do not say this lightly but… one of you… is the murderer!”
Everything is fucking mad
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Everything is fucking mad
In a waiting room for an online meeting and strongly suspect I'm the only one working today.
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
In a waiting room for an online meeting and strongly suspect I'm the only one working today.
How is it the *2nd* of January _already_?! Just flies by doesn't it.
January 2, 2026 at 8:25 AM
How is it the *2nd* of January _already_?! Just flies by doesn't it.