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Harkonnen Battle Jitney
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Gone crudding.
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Pat Sajak must be so angry anytime the wheel isn’t spinning. I know I would be.
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Unlike others who play mediocre men, Gene Hackman is such a consummate actor that he illuminates mediocrity. That's probably what makes him a star. (1975)
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Putrescence Regnant—the MÖRK BORG bog crawl with deranged, undead-hunting noblemen, a death-fearing mud cult and cursed alligator ghouls seeking to break free of immortality—is included in this bundle.
Fuck ICE
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Got so high i could see how easy it’d be to get my life together. 😭
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Oh is there a game on?
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Matthew Modine when asked if he liked the ‘STRANGER THINGS’ series finale:

“Nope”
February 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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You should watch MIRACLE MILE
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Loot drops upon my defeat:
-empty Monster Ultra energy drink cans
-an obscure neo-noir from the 70’s on Criterion blu ray
-a Fischer space pen
-cheap sets of dnd dice
-a Lego Batmobile
Loot drops upon my defeat:

- can of Dr Pepper
- glitter and sequins
- 3-5 notebooks, each filled between 1/6 to 1/3 of the way
- colorful pen with some kind of water glitter feature
- my wife’s stickers
- mini TWIXes
- Yaga fur
Loot that drops after defeating me:

-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Tfw it’s the freakin weeken
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Sometimes some crimes
Go slipping through the cracks
But these two gumshoes
Are picking up the slack
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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I noticed something weird in Twin Peaks
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I get my news from a reliable source
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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I’m tired of people reviewing these things via comparative hyperbole. It’s good but it’s not so good that it feels like a movie, or a non-Marvel thing, or a classic prestige show, or something it isn’t. It’s as good as a good TV show.
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Happy to say that Wonder Man is as good as a good tv show.
February 5, 2026 at 11:51 PM
McCabe and Mrs. Miller
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
Seven Men From Now
True Grit (2010)
The Shooting
Keoma
Open Range
The Quick and the Dead
Off the top of my head, no order:

3:10 to Yuma (1957)
True Grit (2010)
McCabe & Mrs. Miller
Tombstone
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Slow West
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Man of the West
The Power of the Dog
Unforgiven
Saw a top 10 Westerns list in my feed, so thought I'd do one of my own.
February 5, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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iykyk
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Michael “Mega” Mann. Is this anything?
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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The harsh lighting to show they're bisexual, but also implying that there's a dark side and light side to sexuality
The 30th anniversary of this has passed, but someone still needs to do a "Where are they now?" on the bisexuals from the cover of Newsweek.
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Wtf? Is that Griffin Newman? @blankcheck.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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the washington poopst
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM