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Kelsey
@fjordski.bsky.social
She/her ° sleepy bitch (idiopathic hypersomnia) ° grievance ghost ° software QA ° free 🇵🇸 ° MN

Mostly posting slice of life for some timeline peace, my opinions aren't important to strangers
I love this dog so much, night time snuggles are the best
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Here’s a story for every national news outlet:

In N.C., churchgoers are literally running into the woods as federal agents descend on the property.

“Inside the church, women and children sobbed as they wondered whether their loved ones had been taken.”

www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Fun fact: Placing an orange traffic cone on the hood of Waymo vehicles makes them stop where they are and they will not move until the cone is removed... Only saying this so that people know what not to do when they see a robo car driving by... Yeah...
Someone on the Minneapolis subreddit caught Waymos being delivered. We need the City Council need to ban the use of driverless cars. The technology isn't there. Our city cannot be a testing ground for 1.5 ton autonomous projectiles.
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Omelet You Cook just hit OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE with 500 reviews, still at 100% positive!

Thank you, chefs!
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Please Look After Mom by Kyung-sook Shin. The first book I've ever read where upon finishing I had to just sit in silence for a while before picking up the phone to tell people about it. 2nd person POV shines in it.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Mpls bsky: Since the gov't is trying to starve people, I'm matching up to $750 donated to local food shelves (human or pet). I've gotten about $270 on fb but it's slowed down so posting here too. Post a screenshot of your donation + a link to the shelf, and I'll match up until I've spent 750!
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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A multi-day freakout about Mamdani's chances apparently happened because Millennials were waiting to vote until they could get the special Halloween-themed "I voted" stickers
A detailed analysis of who voted early, and where, from @haidee.bsky.social. www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/02/e...
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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US citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents children would be coming to get bus, lawyers say
U.S. citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say
Lawyers for Carlos Jimenez said he was in fear after an agent threatened him with chemical spray, then pointed a gun at him.
www.latimes.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Blessed travel day: no security line, lounge half empty, row to myself, landed 30 min early; perfect last flight of the year
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Best part of work trips to Seattle means going to H-Mart because I haven't been able to find the 국순당 brand of makgeolli in Minneapolis and it's my fav.
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Real sicko shit
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Frosty mums this morning
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Why are these accounts here? They are quote farming. They WANT you to post things like "Fuck you ICE!!!" and "Trump can suck my dick!!!"

That gives them fun little posts for Fox News to demonstrate the "angry left."

DO NOT give them what they want. Block and be done.

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I went to Boston to meet internet friends IRL this weekend but in reality I may have been distracted

Honestly tho, super fun to finally meet up with some friends I've known on and off for close to 20 years!
October 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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I’m so damn spooked by this headline

www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
October 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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if this isn't civil war i'm not sure what is
U.S. Northern Command says that elements of the Texas national guard are now “employed in the greater Chicago area.”

The statement claims that they’ve been deployed to protect ICE and federal property.
October 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Can y’all please be on the lookout for my bike? Last seen in Elliot Park. It is a black Biria bike with red pedals and stickers of local news orgs on the bottom tube. It also has a Brooks saddle and adapters for Wolf Tooth pogies on the handlebars.
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Last yard bouquet of the season! Maybe one year I'll put effort and thought into arranging but today is not that day~
October 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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The scenes out of Chicago should outrage us all. These federal agents are out of control, committing senseless acts of violence & putting everyone at risk.
 
American citizens are being detained & brutalized.
 
This kind of immigration "enforcement" shouldn't be acceptable to anyone.
Immigration agents become increasingly aggressive in Chicago
Activists, residents and elected leaders say increasingly combative tactics used by federal immigration agents are sparking violence and fueling neighborhood tensions in the nation’s third-largest cit...
www.pbs.org
October 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Entirely too many pumpkins at the zoo tonight; def cute to see once.
October 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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The sort of people the administration calls 'terrorists' :

"[the 84 year olds] were rushed by federal officers “for no apparent reason.” She said her husband was leaning on his walker and wearing his Vietnam veterans cap as he was pushed to the ground."
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM