Chillbo Hangins
@fivethree.bsky.social
I love strong women, soft men, and the sound of the wind rushing through the pines. they/them.
Horny alt: https://bsky.app/profile/relief-valve.bsky.social
Horny alt: https://bsky.app/profile/relief-valve.bsky.social
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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Think about how much the clip of “Yub Nub” from the original cut of RotJ will be played the day it happens
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Think about how much the clip of “Yub Nub” from the original cut of RotJ will be played the day it happens
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The Algorithm has misinterpreted my breeding kink
September 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The Algorithm has misinterpreted my breeding kink
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this comforts me in some small way
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
September 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
this comforts me in some small way
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You have to defend the right for art and media to be "sexually gratifying"
You have to defend "gratification"
You have to defend the right for people to get off nasty style
You need to be more disgusted with people who want to say what people can do with their own time and money than x or y kink
You have to defend "gratification"
You have to defend the right for people to get off nasty style
You need to be more disgusted with people who want to say what people can do with their own time and money than x or y kink
August 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You have to defend the right for art and media to be "sexually gratifying"
You have to defend "gratification"
You have to defend the right for people to get off nasty style
You need to be more disgusted with people who want to say what people can do with their own time and money than x or y kink
You have to defend "gratification"
You have to defend the right for people to get off nasty style
You need to be more disgusted with people who want to say what people can do with their own time and money than x or y kink
A handjob tutorial series called ‘Squeezing the Means of Production’
August 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A handjob tutorial series called ‘Squeezing the Means of Production’
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i’m more intrigued by what grimace’s dick would feel like
Who’s up worried about what Grimace’s dick looks like?
August 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i’m more intrigued by what grimace’s dick would feel like
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when youre at the escape room and your big metal cock ring falls off and rolls down your pant leg and someone thinks thats part of the puzzle <<<<<<<< #FirstWorldProblems
August 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
when youre at the escape room and your big metal cock ring falls off and rolls down your pant leg and someone thinks thats part of the puzzle <<<<<<<< #FirstWorldProblems
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Weird agency trying to desluttify our female MC: We think this will do quite well to make the Ghostbusters cartoon more wholesome
Me: [tossing folder across table] It's called Janinecest. Teens across America are already drawing before and after Janine kissing. Try again
Me: [tossing folder across table] It's called Janinecest. Teens across America are already drawing before and after Janine kissing. Try again
August 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Weird agency trying to desluttify our female MC: We think this will do quite well to make the Ghostbusters cartoon more wholesome
Me: [tossing folder across table] It's called Janinecest. Teens across America are already drawing before and after Janine kissing. Try again
Me: [tossing folder across table] It's called Janinecest. Teens across America are already drawing before and after Janine kissing. Try again
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Instead of celebrating this miserable death cult of a country today, I will be appreciating the real reason for the season, the birth of the Caesar salad
July 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Instead of celebrating this miserable death cult of a country today, I will be appreciating the real reason for the season, the birth of the Caesar salad
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Average Democratic politician: Zohran Mamdani must answer for the Suez Crisis
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
July 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Average Democratic politician: Zohran Mamdani must answer for the Suez Crisis
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
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Sooner or later you're gonna have to come to terms with the fact that you can't combat creating concentration camps and kidnapping people off the streets by voting harder
July 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sooner or later you're gonna have to come to terms with the fact that you can't combat creating concentration camps and kidnapping people off the streets by voting harder
My dear friend who’s dog sitting Halwyn makes just the best videos
July 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My dear friend who’s dog sitting Halwyn makes just the best videos
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Husb [visibly shaking, holding the Warhammer 40K 7th edition rulebook in front of me]: hey wanna hear about some cool stuff
July 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Husb [visibly shaking, holding the Warhammer 40K 7th edition rulebook in front of me]: hey wanna hear about some cool stuff
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ppls reactions to kinks they don't like is so overblown, noone is forcing you to jerk off to it. noone is grabbing your cock while forcefully holding you down. tying you to a chair and buzzing you with a wand till you cant see through tears. noone is forcing their fingers in your mouth. theyre not g
June 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
ppls reactions to kinks they don't like is so overblown, noone is forcing you to jerk off to it. noone is grabbing your cock while forcefully holding you down. tying you to a chair and buzzing you with a wand till you cant see through tears. noone is forcing their fingers in your mouth. theyre not g
Fondue in Switzerland 🇨🇭
June 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Fondue in Switzerland 🇨🇭
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it bums me out how miserable you guys all seem dating. i used to LOVE dating. it’s supposed to be fun! low stakes sex tourism of your very own city! what have the apps wrought upon us all!
June 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
it bums me out how miserable you guys all seem dating. i used to LOVE dating. it’s supposed to be fun! low stakes sex tourism of your very own city! what have the apps wrought upon us all!
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If you had a 15 year old who said this to you and seemed to believe it, you’d be up all night panicking about what it’s going to cost you in tutors to get them into the 2nd-to-last ranked public university in your state.
June 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you had a 15 year old who said this to you and seemed to believe it, you’d be up all night panicking about what it’s going to cost you in tutors to get them into the 2nd-to-last ranked public university in your state.
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When they finally get you pregnant, that’s the mother-load
June 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
When they finally get you pregnant, that’s the mother-load
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Inspecting some 2000 year-old water drainage in Lugdunum (Lyon).
June 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Inspecting some 2000 year-old water drainage in Lugdunum (Lyon).
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is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
June 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
