Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme)
@fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social
Poli Sci Drop Out, Woke Nadsat, Gun Nerd, Dark NATSEC expert, 30 Old Video Essayist [Cringe], GirlFag, https://linktr.ee/Fitzeroy_McCandless
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So I forgot I actually kinda liked this piece I made a long time ago and I've felt some of my energy returning so..... Maybe more to come?
youtu.be/HEeXiWumMU4
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I started a new job that's a few miles away from a military airfield so I've been counting how many times they've put a multi million dollar plane in the ocean. I'm at 4 in six months
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I started a new job that's a few miles away from a military airfield so I've been counting how many times they've put a multi million dollar plane in the ocean. I'm at 4 in six months
Something something violence of the imperial perifery returning to the metropol huh?
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Something something violence of the imperial perifery returning to the metropol huh?
Gonna show up to the platoon rally point with a case of Celsius and tins of Zyn, flip a folding chair around backwards and tell the boys about this neat thing called "fragging"
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Gonna show up to the platoon rally point with a case of Celsius and tins of Zyn, flip a folding chair around backwards and tell the boys about this neat thing called "fragging"
Going home playlist today; Ohio, Fortunate Son, Apocalypse Now, Who's gonna save the world? And Drug Dealin' Pagans
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Going home playlist today; Ohio, Fortunate Son, Apocalypse Now, Who's gonna save the world? And Drug Dealin' Pagans
"Hey Sarge, do you think it'd be cool if I popped over to the seven eleven for a pack of cigs and a bang or would the civies get mad at me?"
"I mean if we're gonna be standing here for... Shit am I gonna have to write up an AAR? Can't the cops do it?"
"I mean if we're gonna be standing here for... Shit am I gonna have to write up an AAR? Can't the cops do it?"
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Hey Sarge, do you think it'd be cool if I popped over to the seven eleven for a pack of cigs and a bang or would the civies get mad at me?"
"I mean if we're gonna be standing here for... Shit am I gonna have to write up an AAR? Can't the cops do it?"
"I mean if we're gonna be standing here for... Shit am I gonna have to write up an AAR? Can't the cops do it?"
I'm willing to bet they shot each other like a Wes Anderson movie
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm willing to bet they shot each other like a Wes Anderson movie
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
Prods just don't have the juice man. There's a reason Warhammer 40k isn't a building ships like a 70's concrete box building and wearing khakis
im converting back to catholicism
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Prods just don't have the juice man. There's a reason Warhammer 40k isn't a building ships like a 70's concrete box building and wearing khakis
This is why I don't vote for Democrats and I will not be lectured by shit libs for it.
And this is why we don’t appease ppl Primary Everyone
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is why I don't vote for Democrats and I will not be lectured by shit libs for it.
Silly Me: "Yay, burger places are doing chicky tendys again"
Dark Me: "Beef is becoming economically unobtainable to the lowest American working class so restaurants that disproportionately serve them are trying to push their customer base away from it while retaining their business"
Dark Me: "Beef is becoming economically unobtainable to the lowest American working class so restaurants that disproportionately serve them are trying to push their customer base away from it while retaining their business"
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Silly Me: "Yay, burger places are doing chicky tendys again"
Dark Me: "Beef is becoming economically unobtainable to the lowest American working class so restaurants that disproportionately serve them are trying to push their customer base away from it while retaining their business"
Dark Me: "Beef is becoming economically unobtainable to the lowest American working class so restaurants that disproportionately serve them are trying to push their customer base away from it while retaining their business"
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Alex Pearlman (Pearlmania500) is on the ground talking with workers who are escalating our ULP strike at Starbucks' largest regional distribution center! #NoContractNoCoffee
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Alex Pearlman (Pearlmania500) is on the ground talking with workers who are escalating our ULP strike at Starbucks' largest regional distribution center! #NoContractNoCoffee
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
I live in an area with one of the highest densities of fed jobs outside of the beltway and the grocery store was dire this morning. The smallest versions of all essentials were completely cleaned out, people stocking back up on things they ran out of all at once
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I live in an area with one of the highest densities of fed jobs outside of the beltway and the grocery store was dire this morning. The smallest versions of all essentials were completely cleaned out, people stocking back up on things they ran out of all at once
Bullying for the betterment of humanity. Rest in piss idiot. The only cure for fascism is death.
QQ bitch
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Bullying for the betterment of humanity. Rest in piss idiot. The only cure for fascism is death.
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Gonna be me standing in the Jeffery Epstein Memorial Ballroom one day
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Gonna be me standing in the Jeffery Epstein Memorial Ballroom one day
I'm convinced at this point that the shit lib Dems folded on the shutdown to punish people they see as failing them in the 24 election/ not supporting their genocidal colony enough
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm convinced at this point that the shit lib Dems folded on the shutdown to punish people they see as failing them in the 24 election/ not supporting their genocidal colony enough
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the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
Having a normal one tonight, googling if you can make whiskey from deuterium oxide
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Having a normal one tonight, googling if you can make whiskey from deuterium oxide
I'm willing to offer a compromise for people who think we shouldn't kill every landlord. The smaller time ones have to donate blood equivalent to the value of what they stole, kept medically at the lowest functional level of blood until the debt is paid.
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I'm willing to offer a compromise for people who think we shouldn't kill every landlord. The smaller time ones have to donate blood equivalent to the value of what they stole, kept medically at the lowest functional level of blood until the debt is paid.
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I don't normally get *this* conspiratorial about this sort of thing, but someone should definitely be tracking the amount of time that passes between this story coming out and if/when the Trump admin does land strikes in Venezuela.
The Ford CSG is in the SOUTHCOM AOR now. Just sayin'.
The Ford CSG is in the SOUTHCOM AOR now. Just sayin'.
Trump ‘spent hours’ at Epstein’s house with victim of sex trafficking, email alleges on.ft.com/49lfk4N
Trump ‘spent hours’ at Epstein’s house with victim of sex trafficking, email alleges
House Democrats release new communications from late paedophile
on.ft.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I don't normally get *this* conspiratorial about this sort of thing, but someone should definitely be tracking the amount of time that passes between this story coming out and if/when the Trump admin does land strikes in Venezuela.
The Ford CSG is in the SOUTHCOM AOR now. Just sayin'.
The Ford CSG is in the SOUTHCOM AOR now. Just sayin'.
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oh no starbucks's biggest sales day of the year is this week...
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November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
oh no starbucks's biggest sales day of the year is this week...
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On this Veterans day, I can't stop thinking about the early 00's military slang "Whopper" and hearing the song "Who will save the world" in my head.
This is the most those who know dark meme I've ever posted.
This is the most those who know dark meme I've ever posted.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
On this Veterans day, I can't stop thinking about the early 00's military slang "Whopper" and hearing the song "Who will save the world" in my head.
This is the most those who know dark meme I've ever posted.
This is the most those who know dark meme I've ever posted.