Sheridan Turner
@firebirdmaximus.bsky.social
Cisgender male mixed-race (white mother, black father whose grandmother was Chinese) aromantic asexual atheist dude from South East England.
Currently working as a Home Shopping Colleague at Asda.
Currently working as a Home Shopping Colleague at Asda.
67 was never funny.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
67 was never funny.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
67 was never funny.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
67 was never funny.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
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The Knives Out trilogy is one of the strongest trilogies of all time imo
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The Knives Out trilogy is one of the strongest trilogies of all time imo
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December 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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"So what happened to that girl you were seeing?"
"I saw she had a Charlie Chaplin tattoo over her backside."
"So she had a Tramp stamp?"
"I saw she had a Charlie Chaplin tattoo over her backside."
"So she had a Tramp stamp?"
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"So what happened to that girl you were seeing?"
"I saw she had a Charlie Chaplin tattoo over her backside."
"So she had a Tramp stamp?"
"I saw she had a Charlie Chaplin tattoo over her backside."
"So she had a Tramp stamp?"
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December 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Before I post today's piece, and as there's still just enough time to ship before Christmas, I thought I'd mention I have screenprinted editions of this design, just a handful left: payhip.com/b/X62AQ
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Before I post today's piece, and as there's still just enough time to ship before Christmas, I thought I'd mention I have screenprinted editions of this design, just a handful left: payhip.com/b/X62AQ
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Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) is another perfect entry in the Knives Out series.
An impossible murder gives way to an angry meditation on the purpose of the church, and how its lost its way in our trying times.
Hilarious, heartbreaking and socially relevant. I love this movie. 👍
An impossible murder gives way to an angry meditation on the purpose of the church, and how its lost its way in our trying times.
Hilarious, heartbreaking and socially relevant. I love this movie. 👍
Now watching:
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) 📽
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) 📽
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) is another perfect entry in the Knives Out series.
An impossible murder gives way to an angry meditation on the purpose of the church, and how its lost its way in our trying times.
Hilarious, heartbreaking and socially relevant. I love this movie. 👍
An impossible murder gives way to an angry meditation on the purpose of the church, and how its lost its way in our trying times.
Hilarious, heartbreaking and socially relevant. I love this movie. 👍
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The Kickassia remake looks kinda weird. Why did they forget to give him his glasses and beard? Does he have to earn it by the end of the movie?
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The Kickassia remake looks kinda weird. Why did they forget to give him his glasses and beard? Does he have to earn it by the end of the movie?
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I’m rather taken with this stylish pair, illustrated by CWB for the back page of Radio Times in October 1966 to tease the following week’s The Power of the Daleks.
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I’m rather taken with this stylish pair, illustrated by CWB for the back page of Radio Times in October 1966 to tease the following week’s The Power of the Daleks.
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Carl Rinsch, director of 47 Ronin, faces up to 90 years in jail having been found guilty of defrauding Netflix out of $11m.
filmstories.co.uk/news/netflix...
filmstories.co.uk/news/netflix...
Netflix | Director Carl Rinsch loses $11m fraud case; faces years in prison
Carl Rinsch, director of 47 Ronin, faces up to 90 years in jail having been found guilty of defrauding Netflix out of $11m.
filmstories.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Carl Rinsch, director of 47 Ronin, faces up to 90 years in jail having been found guilty of defrauding Netflix out of $11m.
filmstories.co.uk/news/netflix...
filmstories.co.uk/news/netflix...
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This is her solution for everything.
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This is her solution for everything.
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me after delicious spicy soup
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
me after delicious spicy soup
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That's so many villains on the moon!!!
(Conceptually, as far as crossovers go, I always will love Acts of Vengeance, which was about all the supervillains deciding to swap which hero they fight to, I dunno, disorient them? But basically meant we got to see random fights we never got to otherwise)
(Conceptually, as far as crossovers go, I always will love Acts of Vengeance, which was about all the supervillains deciding to swap which hero they fight to, I dunno, disorient them? But basically meant we got to see random fights we never got to otherwise)
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
That's so many villains on the moon!!!
(Conceptually, as far as crossovers go, I always will love Acts of Vengeance, which was about all the supervillains deciding to swap which hero they fight to, I dunno, disorient them? But basically meant we got to see random fights we never got to otherwise)
(Conceptually, as far as crossovers go, I always will love Acts of Vengeance, which was about all the supervillains deciding to swap which hero they fight to, I dunno, disorient them? But basically meant we got to see random fights we never got to otherwise)
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December 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS is still my favorite film of 2021.
Never forget that Neo canonically won at #TheGameAwards and immediately tried to jump off a roof.
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS is still my favorite film of 2021.
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All these people are in their own stupid little world, huh
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
All these people are in their own stupid little world, huh
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This MTV recording I found from an extremely golden age of 1994 is a time capsule of exactly specifically the last time the world existed before Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” as shown by this ominous trailer. Make of that what you will.
If MTV only knew what they were about to unleash...
December 21, 2024 at 6:43 PM
This MTV recording I found from an extremely golden age of 1994 is a time capsule of exactly specifically the last time the world existed before Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” as shown by this ominous trailer. Make of that what you will.
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This scene from the episode where Lex Luthor body swaps with the Flash is still, unironically, one of the greatest moments of DC universe.
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This scene from the episode where Lex Luthor body swaps with the Flash is still, unironically, one of the greatest moments of DC universe.
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Okay but why does the power rangers theme song unironically have one of the best metal choruses of all time
December 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Okay but why does the power rangers theme song unironically have one of the best metal choruses of all time
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Hard to believe this is real but it is — do better, Time 😕
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hard to believe this is real but it is — do better, Time 😕