Jon Sung
@ferociousj.bsky.social
Just think: if we didn't have to deal with the resurgence of fascism we could've celebrated 2026 as the year we finally penetrated the Borrowers' memetic camouflage
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Just think: if we didn't have to deal with the resurgence of fascism we could've celebrated 2026 as the year we finally penetrated the Borrowers' memetic camouflage
I'm not even "largely" a pacifist in my heart of hearts if we're gonna be real honest about ourselves here
I am largely a pacifist but fuck.
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I'm not even "largely" a pacifist in my heart of hearts if we're gonna be real honest about ourselves here
Food in my house doesn't "become moldy so I had to throw it in the compost," it is instead "censured for disloyalty and cast out"
January 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Food in my house doesn't "become moldy so I had to throw it in the compost," it is instead "censured for disloyalty and cast out"
This is the year I give trilobites racing stripes because nobody can prove they didn't have 'em
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This is the year I give trilobites racing stripes because nobody can prove they didn't have 'em
How is it 2026 and we're still fucking doing this, you absolute fucking clowns
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
How is it 2026 and we're still fucking doing this, you absolute fucking clowns
Couldn't they have just named the company Annatar to at least fucking TRY to disguise it a little, jesus CHRIST
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Couldn't they have just named the company Annatar to at least fucking TRY to disguise it a little, jesus CHRIST
My kids have been watching Pokemon Horizons for a while and it's fine -- pretty good, even, probably! (I don't pay 100% attention) -- but look: I'm used to watching kids wander around this world with pokemon that are basically just animals. Right? A big yellow mouse, a duck: animals
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My kids have been watching Pokemon Horizons for a while and it's fine -- pretty good, even, probably! (I don't pay 100% attention) -- but look: I'm used to watching kids wander around this world with pokemon that are basically just animals. Right? A big yellow mouse, a duck: animals
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go…"
This is either going to be spectacular or disastrous depending on whether I'm Bruce or Thomas Wayne in this scenario now that I'm a dad and all
This is either going to be spectacular or disastrous depending on whether I'm Bruce or Thomas Wayne in this scenario now that I'm a dad and all
December 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go…"
This is either going to be spectacular or disastrous depending on whether I'm Bruce or Thomas Wayne in this scenario now that I'm a dad and all
This is either going to be spectacular or disastrous depending on whether I'm Bruce or Thomas Wayne in this scenario now that I'm a dad and all
I lost my taste for posting to my personal Insta forever ago, but I still want to share my weird little guys, so catch me at this new account!!
www.instagram.com/forecastfossil
www.instagram.com/forecastfossil
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I lost my taste for posting to my personal Insta forever ago, but I still want to share my weird little guys, so catch me at this new account!!
www.instagram.com/forecastfossil
www.instagram.com/forecastfossil
My new crew of college buddies and I saw EVENT HORIZON sitting in the third row; that night my roommate and I slept with the light on
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My new crew of college buddies and I saw EVENT HORIZON sitting in the third row; that night my roommate and I slept with the light on
Contemplating the purchase of a small stiff-bristled paintbrush for the express purpose of removing salt from the surfaces of cookies I want to eat, who's with me on this
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Contemplating the purchase of a small stiff-bristled paintbrush for the express purpose of removing salt from the surfaces of cookies I want to eat, who's with me on this
At this point I would settle for a journalist asking Trump to count from 1 to 30 on camera
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
At this point I would settle for a journalist asking Trump to count from 1 to 30 on camera
I saw the Handjob, Good Game! Toilet Paper car* again today but am at a loss as to what it portends for my day/week/month
* Still the only remotely plausible interpretation of vanity license plate HJGGTP I've managed to generate
* Still the only remotely plausible interpretation of vanity license plate HJGGTP I've managed to generate
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I saw the Handjob, Good Game! Toilet Paper car* again today but am at a loss as to what it portends for my day/week/month
* Still the only remotely plausible interpretation of vanity license plate HJGGTP I've managed to generate
* Still the only remotely plausible interpretation of vanity license plate HJGGTP I've managed to generate
My first act as Despot President will be to declare Star Wars ep9 noncanonical
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My first act as Despot President will be to declare Star Wars ep9 noncanonical
Tired: Unexpected events make people pay attention to their surroundings and increase prosocial behavior
Wired: When Batman gets on the subway, people act right
www.nature.com/articles/s44...
Wired: When Batman gets on the subway, people act right
www.nature.com/articles/s44...
Unexpected events and prosocial behavior: the Batman effect - npj Mental Health Research
npj Mental Health Research - Unexpected events and prosocial behavior: the Batman effect
www.nature.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Tired: Unexpected events make people pay attention to their surroundings and increase prosocial behavior
Wired: When Batman gets on the subway, people act right
www.nature.com/articles/s44...
Wired: When Batman gets on the subway, people act right
www.nature.com/articles/s44...
The revelation of the sheer scale of abject desperation at play here would cause any other person to light themself on fire and walk into traffic from sheer humiliation, yet Elon just keeps on truckin', it's unbelievable
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The revelation of the sheer scale of abject desperation at play here would cause any other person to light themself on fire and walk into traffic from sheer humiliation, yet Elon just keeps on truckin', it's unbelievable
At least that one brain-melted lady who fell in love with Martin fucking Shkreli didn't subject us to a book that caused 4d8 psychic damage just by opening it
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
At least that one brain-melted lady who fell in love with Martin fucking Shkreli didn't subject us to a book that caused 4d8 psychic damage just by opening it
While it may seem to the untrained eye that I am conspicuously not simply posting the words "CHEX MIX" every 30 seconds without pause in an unceasing stream of consciousness, know that in my heart that is exactly what I'm doing at all times even when not within reach of a computing device
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
While it may seem to the untrained eye that I am conspicuously not simply posting the words "CHEX MIX" every 30 seconds without pause in an unceasing stream of consciousness, know that in my heart that is exactly what I'm doing at all times even when not within reach of a computing device
Thank FUCK for at least one (1) person who remembers what scansion is!!!!!!!!!!!
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Thank FUCK for at least one (1) person who remembers what scansion is!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I GOT TO THIS ARTICLE IN THE FIRST PLACE
I CLICKED ON A LINK IN THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER THAT I'M ALREADY SUBSCRIBED TO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID ?UTM= GARBAGE IN THE URL FOR IF NOT TO TRACK EXACTLY WHERE THE FUCK I CAME FROM YOU LAZY FUCKING ASSHOLES
I CLICKED ON A LINK IN THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER THAT I'M ALREADY SUBSCRIBED TO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID ?UTM= GARBAGE IN THE URL FOR IF NOT TO TRACK EXACTLY WHERE THE FUCK I CAME FROM YOU LAZY FUCKING ASSHOLES
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I GOT TO THIS ARTICLE IN THE FIRST PLACE
I CLICKED ON A LINK IN THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER THAT I'M ALREADY SUBSCRIBED TO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID ?UTM= GARBAGE IN THE URL FOR IF NOT TO TRACK EXACTLY WHERE THE FUCK I CAME FROM YOU LAZY FUCKING ASSHOLES
I CLICKED ON A LINK IN THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER THAT I'M ALREADY SUBSCRIBED TO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID ?UTM= GARBAGE IN THE URL FOR IF NOT TO TRACK EXACTLY WHERE THE FUCK I CAME FROM YOU LAZY FUCKING ASSHOLES
I firmly believe in physics and chemistry and chemical engineering and that advances in science are possible at all times, but when the refill store's laundry powder says HALF A TABLESPOON for an entire load of washing I just can't bring myself to do it (I put a full tbsp in) (even that seems nuts)
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I firmly believe in physics and chemistry and chemical engineering and that advances in science are possible at all times, but when the refill store's laundry powder says HALF A TABLESPOON for an entire load of washing I just can't bring myself to do it (I put a full tbsp in) (even that seems nuts)
Dear Etsy witches, I saw three (3) cybertrucks on my way home; who among you has a spell to help remove this terrible curse
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dear Etsy witches, I saw three (3) cybertrucks on my way home; who among you has a spell to help remove this terrible curse
We're all having fun here but I have to report that it's been many hours and I still haven't seen whether anybody's sent a U-Haul to Dave Portnoy's house yet
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
We're all having fun here but I have to report that it's been many hours and I still haven't seen whether anybody's sent a U-Haul to Dave Portnoy's house yet
Reposted by Jon Sung
![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
[rings bells] A king's ransom to whoever can find me a fucking transcript of Zohran's victory speech! I want to READ THE WORDS MYSELF, holy shit I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO WATCH A FUCKING VIDEO
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
[rings bells] A king's ransom to whoever can find me a fucking transcript of Zohran's victory speech! I want to READ THE WORDS MYSELF, holy shit I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO WATCH A FUCKING VIDEO