Jon Sung
@ferociousj.bsky.social
At least that one brain-melted lady who fell in love with Martin fucking Shkreli didn't subject us to a book that caused 4d8 psychic damage just by opening it
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
At least that one brain-melted lady who fell in love with Martin fucking Shkreli didn't subject us to a book that caused 4d8 psychic damage just by opening it
While it may seem to the untrained eye that I am conspicuously not simply posting the words "CHEX MIX" every 30 seconds without pause in an unceasing stream of consciousness, know that in my heart that is exactly what I'm doing at all times even when not within reach of a computing device
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
While it may seem to the untrained eye that I am conspicuously not simply posting the words "CHEX MIX" every 30 seconds without pause in an unceasing stream of consciousness, know that in my heart that is exactly what I'm doing at all times even when not within reach of a computing device
Thank FUCK for at least one (1) person who remembers what scansion is!!!!!!!!!!!
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Thank FUCK for at least one (1) person who remembers what scansion is!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I GOT TO THIS ARTICLE IN THE FIRST PLACE
I CLICKED ON A LINK IN THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER THAT I'M ALREADY SUBSCRIBED TO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID ?UTM= GARBAGE IN THE URL FOR IF NOT TO TRACK EXACTLY WHERE THE FUCK I CAME FROM YOU LAZY FUCKING ASSHOLES
I CLICKED ON A LINK IN THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER THAT I'M ALREADY SUBSCRIBED TO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID ?UTM= GARBAGE IN THE URL FOR IF NOT TO TRACK EXACTLY WHERE THE FUCK I CAME FROM YOU LAZY FUCKING ASSHOLES
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I GOT TO THIS ARTICLE IN THE FIRST PLACE
I CLICKED ON A LINK IN THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER THAT I'M ALREADY SUBSCRIBED TO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID ?UTM= GARBAGE IN THE URL FOR IF NOT TO TRACK EXACTLY WHERE THE FUCK I CAME FROM YOU LAZY FUCKING ASSHOLES
I CLICKED ON A LINK IN THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER THAT I'M ALREADY SUBSCRIBED TO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID ?UTM= GARBAGE IN THE URL FOR IF NOT TO TRACK EXACTLY WHERE THE FUCK I CAME FROM YOU LAZY FUCKING ASSHOLES
I firmly believe in physics and chemistry and chemical engineering and that advances in science are possible at all times, but when the refill store's laundry powder says HALF A TABLESPOON for an entire load of washing I just can't bring myself to do it (I put a full tbsp in) (even that seems nuts)
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I firmly believe in physics and chemistry and chemical engineering and that advances in science are possible at all times, but when the refill store's laundry powder says HALF A TABLESPOON for an entire load of washing I just can't bring myself to do it (I put a full tbsp in) (even that seems nuts)
Dear Etsy witches, I saw three (3) cybertrucks on my way home; who among you has a spell to help remove this terrible curse
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dear Etsy witches, I saw three (3) cybertrucks on my way home; who among you has a spell to help remove this terrible curse
We're all having fun here but I have to report that it's been many hours and I still haven't seen whether anybody's sent a U-Haul to Dave Portnoy's house yet
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
We're all having fun here but I have to report that it's been many hours and I still haven't seen whether anybody's sent a U-Haul to Dave Portnoy's house yet
Reposted by Jon Sung
![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
[rings bells] A king's ransom to whoever can find me a fucking transcript of Zohran's victory speech! I want to READ THE WORDS MYSELF, holy shit I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO WATCH A FUCKING VIDEO
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
[rings bells] A king's ransom to whoever can find me a fucking transcript of Zohran's victory speech! I want to READ THE WORDS MYSELF, holy shit I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO WATCH A FUCKING VIDEO
This is perhaps the smallest victory of the night, but I went to a city council meeting tonight to speak in support of a little preschool being beleaguered by NIMBY dipshits, and the council voted unanimously to smack their stupid bullshit into the trash where it belonged and it felt INCREDIBLE
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This is perhaps the smallest victory of the night, but I went to a city council meeting tonight to speak in support of a little preschool being beleaguered by NIMBY dipshits, and the council voted unanimously to smack their stupid bullshit into the trash where it belonged and it felt INCREDIBLE
I was tempted to leave the AI training setting on just in case LinkedIn somehow immanentizes the eschaton and puts my face on its unstoppable business singularity homunculus but on second thought maybe that would be detrimental to my brand voice
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I was tempted to leave the AI training setting on just in case LinkedIn somehow immanentizes the eschaton and puts my face on its unstoppable business singularity homunculus but on second thought maybe that would be detrimental to my brand voice
The superhero group I need is a League of Petty Webdevs who can gin up a dashboard called Who's Primarying This Centrist Fuck that I can click around in to see who's challenging who and how to give them money or whatnot
Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The superhero group I need is a League of Petty Webdevs who can gin up a dashboard called Who's Primarying This Centrist Fuck that I can click around in to see who's challenging who and how to give them money or whatnot
I think I just witnessed a street preacher's first day on the job? If you can call it that? I don't know what else to call a white guy in a red polo and Oakleys delivering a rizzless Jesus monologue to absolutely nobody on a parking lot corner through a mic setup with the reverb cranked to 11
October 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I think I just witnessed a street preacher's first day on the job? If you can call it that? I don't know what else to call a white guy in a red polo and Oakleys delivering a rizzless Jesus monologue to absolutely nobody on a parking lot corner through a mic setup with the reverb cranked to 11
Because of a podcast I listen to, I've started saying "YIKES ON BIKES" in conversations (it's so satisfying, friends) but I'm already phasing it out in texts for this perfect emoji kitchen-derived shorthand, please update your lexical maps accordingly
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Because of a podcast I listen to, I've started saying "YIKES ON BIKES" in conversations (it's so satisfying, friends) but I'm already phasing it out in texts for this perfect emoji kitchen-derived shorthand, please update your lexical maps accordingly
Imagine what you could do with the sheer fucking audacity of Thiel -- who I understand already has some money!!!! -- to charge people TWO HUNDO A HEAD to come listen to him say his stupid bad ideas for MULTIPLE NIGHTS, holy SHIT
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Inside tech billionaire Peter Thiel’s off-the-record lectures about the antichrist
The political svengali and investor has been giving lectures on ‘an evil king or tyrant … who appears in the end times’
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Imagine what you could do with the sheer fucking audacity of Thiel -- who I understand already has some money!!!! -- to charge people TWO HUNDO A HEAD to come listen to him say his stupid bad ideas for MULTIPLE NIGHTS, holy SHIT
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
SHE'S RIGHT AND SHE SHOULD SAY IT
please teach your children about meter and scansion we are facing a fucking global crisis of this shit
October 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
SHE'S RIGHT AND SHE SHOULD SAY IT
We need something nice to look forward to; here is that something (it's in a month) (please propagate this far and wide in the hope that someone who needs it will see it)
www.eventbrite.com/e/instant-ba...
www.eventbrite.com/e/instant-ba...
Instant Band Night 33: BANDSGIVING
Instant Band Night is a party where musicians who've just met form bands on the spot. Come play or come watch!
www.eventbrite.com
October 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We need something nice to look forward to; here is that something (it's in a month) (please propagate this far and wide in the hope that someone who needs it will see it)
www.eventbrite.com/e/instant-ba...
www.eventbrite.com/e/instant-ba...
I've wondered if just a little occasional bump would give me the energy to keep up with small kids until I remember caffeine exists, but if this keeps up for long enough maybe cocaine will become cheaper than coffee and we'll start to see some real choices get made
The Trump-Miller administration's single-minded focus on migration is starting to impact the availability of drugs in the US, according to this detail from a very good investigation @wsj.com published today.
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
September 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I've wondered if just a little occasional bump would give me the energy to keep up with small kids until I remember caffeine exists, but if this keeps up for long enough maybe cocaine will become cheaper than coffee and we'll start to see some real choices get made
I MADE TOO MANY LITTLE GUYS AND I NEED YOU TO TAKE THEM OFF MY HANDS
THE DISCOUNT IS *INSANE*
TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING NOW WHY NOT
www.etsy.com/shop/Forecas...
THE DISCOUNT IS *INSANE*
TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING NOW WHY NOT
www.etsy.com/shop/Forecas...
September 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I MADE TOO MANY LITTLE GUYS AND I NEED YOU TO TAKE THEM OFF MY HANDS
THE DISCOUNT IS *INSANE*
TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING NOW WHY NOT
www.etsy.com/shop/Forecas...
THE DISCOUNT IS *INSANE*
TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING NOW WHY NOT
www.etsy.com/shop/Forecas...
Why does everybody in the Hayes Valley have this exact dog now, do you get issued one when you move there or something? We saw a half dozen of these walk past us during the dinner hour last night, all the same color even, what's going on
September 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Why does everybody in the Hayes Valley have this exact dog now, do you get issued one when you move there or something? We saw a half dozen of these walk past us during the dinner hour last night, all the same color even, what's going on
Reposted by Jon Sung
Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
Reposted by Jon Sung
Yeah well we have this little thing called freedom of the press. Yeah it’s pretty neat. 3 guys control the media and social media and they have more wealth than half the planet. If you ask about gun control they put you in a dog cage
September 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Yeah well we have this little thing called freedom of the press. Yeah it’s pretty neat. 3 guys control the media and social media and they have more wealth than half the planet. If you ask about gun control they put you in a dog cage
"Sepulcrum eius fiat latrina publica" is what Google Translate gave me, but do any Latin scholars want to weigh in on a better way to render "May his grave become a public toilet"
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"Sepulcrum eius fiat latrina publica" is what Google Translate gave me, but do any Latin scholars want to weigh in on a better way to render "May his grave become a public toilet"
Even if he lives, I hope seeing the eruption of jubilation on the internet at the news does irreparable psychic damage
September 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Even if he lives, I hope seeing the eruption of jubilation on the internet at the news does irreparable psychic damage
LEGO corporation, hear me: you could make even MORE money if you release the Star Trek TNG minifigs as a standalone pack, just trust me on this
September 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
LEGO corporation, hear me: you could make even MORE money if you release the Star Trek TNG minifigs as a standalone pack, just trust me on this