Oh god unless she DID write a book and I just forgot about it in an act of self-preservation

One of them got very mad that I opened my statement by telling the council "sorry you had to listen to such a disappointing parade of feebleminded NIMBY BS" but in my defense I was 100% completely correct in my assessment of their obstructionist garbage

In the time it took me to do my shopping errand and come back -- surely no longer than 15m tops -- he had apparently run out of material and was simply pacing his little corner of the sidewalk with his mic in hand

I would do this with you in a heartbeat because this shit drives me NUTS and it's fucking EVERYWHERE