Mike: Paraprofessional Simp
@fastwalkr.bsky.social
(He/him)
“sympin ain’t easy…”
“sympin ain’t easy…”
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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There's no legitimate way to become a billionaire
Screw you @kenmartin.bsky.social Tell the so-called good billionaires to PAY OFF OUR STUDENT LOANS AND FINANCE ALL NON-PROFITS AND PBS AND NPR WITH UNRESTRICTED MONEY FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Democratic Party’s newly elected Chair, Ken Martin: “There are a lot of good billionaires out there that have been with Democrats, who share our values, and we will take their money. But we’re not taking money from those bad billionaires.”
February 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
There's no legitimate way to become a billionaire
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NEW: USAID source says staff are scrambling to save archived copies of US regulations before they're gone & are being actively locked out of systems, including a publicly available database of USAID documents.
WIRED has built software to systematically check the status of 1,374 government domains.
WIRED has built software to systematically check the status of 1,374 government domains.
US Government Websites Are Disappearing in Real Time
A growing number of US government websites have gone offline as of Saturday, including several related to USAID and others focused on youth programs, Africa, and more.
www.wired.com
February 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
NEW: USAID source says staff are scrambling to save archived copies of US regulations before they're gone & are being actively locked out of systems, including a publicly available database of USAID documents.
WIRED has built software to systematically check the status of 1,374 government domains.
WIRED has built software to systematically check the status of 1,374 government domains.
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...and before the Philly crash.
Air traffic controllers have been emailed by the Trump administration urging them to quit their jobs and take mass “buyouts” just 24 hours after the D.C. plane crash.
Trump Admin Emails Air Traffic Controllers: Quit Your Jobs
Federal employees were told they could use their paid time off to explore “dream destinations” before quitting.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
...and before the Philly crash.
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Scene of plane crash in Philadelphia.
It’s been reported that it’s near the Roosevelt Mall
It’s been reported that it’s near the Roosevelt Mall
February 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Scene of plane crash in Philadelphia.
It’s been reported that it’s near the Roosevelt Mall
It’s been reported that it’s near the Roosevelt Mall
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JUST IN: New video of the plane crash in Philadelphia. At least 6 people killed
February 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
JUST IN: New video of the plane crash in Philadelphia. At least 6 people killed
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New video of plane crash in Philadelphia
February 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
New video of plane crash in Philadelphia
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For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
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Yep.
Bird Flu Is a National Embarrassment
America should have more aggressively intervened almost a year ago.
www.theatlantic.com
January 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yep.
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The thing you have to understand about history is that it started on 9/11 and then restarted on October 7th
January 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The thing you have to understand about history is that it started on 9/11 and then restarted on October 7th
Everyday I’m more convinced that disclosure will happen in our lifetime but what will be disclosed is our refusal to think rationally about this subject. #georgeknapp
a man wearing headphones and an orange shirt is looking at something
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media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Everyday I’m more convinced that disclosure will happen in our lifetime but what will be disclosed is our refusal to think rationally about this subject. #georgeknapp
“Sinister on multiple levels” #georgeknapp
a man in a suit and an elf in a green hat are standing in an elevator
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media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 8:54 AM
“Sinister on multiple levels” #georgeknapp
OMFG i haven’t heard Kars for kids in ages. It still strikes fear and panic in me! #georgeknapp
a man wearing glasses is crying while looking at his phone and the words kars 4 kids is back nooooo
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media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 8:33 AM
OMFG i haven’t heard Kars for kids in ages. It still strikes fear and panic in me! #georgeknapp
Jeremy Corbell? My eyes rolled so hard they hurt. #georgeknapp
a woman in a white sweater says oh please in orange letters
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media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Jeremy Corbell? My eyes rolled so hard they hurt. #georgeknapp
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republicans: big government is destroying america
also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom
democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families
also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom
democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families
December 5, 2024 at 5:36 PM
republicans: big government is destroying america
also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom
democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families
also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom
democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families
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NEW: UnitedHealth strategically limits access to critical treatment for autistic kids. Leaked documents show that the insurance giant is culling providers of applied behavior analysis from its network and scrutinizing the medical necessity of therapy. Advocates say United’s strategy may be illegal.
UnitedHealth Is Strategically Limiting Access to Critical Treatment for Kids With Autism
Leaked internal documents show that the insurance giant is culling providers of applied behavior analysis from its network and scrutinizing the medical necessity of therapy. Advocates say the company’...
www.propublica.org
December 13, 2024 at 11:04 AM
NEW: UnitedHealth strategically limits access to critical treatment for autistic kids. Leaked documents show that the insurance giant is culling providers of applied behavior analysis from its network and scrutinizing the medical necessity of therapy. Advocates say United’s strategy may be illegal.
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Taxpayers aren’t supposed to deduct losses from something that has no hope of being a profitable business. But billionaire-owned operations that look like expensive hobbies, like race horses, rack up business deductions by the tens of millions of dollars.
(Published April 2023)
(Published April 2023)
Private Planes and Luxury Yachts Aren’t Just Toys for the Ultrawealthy. They’re Also Huge Tax Breaks.
What’s the only thing better than having your own Gulfstream jet? Why, getting to claim millions in tax deductions for it. All you have to do is make a case you’re using it for business, which turns…
propub.li
December 11, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Taxpayers aren’t supposed to deduct losses from something that has no hope of being a profitable business. But billionaire-owned operations that look like expensive hobbies, like race horses, rack up business deductions by the tens of millions of dollars.
(Published April 2023)
(Published April 2023)
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And it seems to me you lived your life like a
December 9, 2024 at 1:14 PM
And it seems to me you lived your life like a
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The memes won't stop.
December 9, 2024 at 2:10 AM
The memes won't stop.
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“He didn't say that. And if he did, he didn’t mean it. And if he did mean it, you didn’t understand. And if you did, it’s not a big deal. And if it is, others have said worse.”
December 9, 2024 at 1:24 PM
“He didn't say that. And if he did, he didn’t mean it. And if he did mean it, you didn’t understand. And if you did, it’s not a big deal. And if it is, others have said worse.”
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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Copy... not retweet
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Copy... not retweet
December 9, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Copy... not retweet
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Copy... not retweet