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Worried about the wrong boogie
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2 Godzilla 2 Minus One
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Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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YOU ARE WARNED
June 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Poope Fiasco
June 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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How is — the tell and not “You’ve been in my class for months and I know how stupid or not stupid you all are
Working with a student on her story, I recommend using an em-dash. She says she can't, because professors will think she's using AI. She says that's a tell now. Is it? Is the hopeless race to outsmart AI causing us to lose bits of language and punctuation?
June 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I’m looking at you @mcuban.bsky.social pls advocate for rich ppl to pay their fair share of taxes it literally means nothing coming from me (you should google what percentage of income goes to taxes for poor ppl if u aren’t sure. Im assuming u do but then why would u be the way u are so who knows)
crypto growing in popularity is just bc wealthy people are getting bored of hoarding regular, poor people money and moving onto digital, rich people money
May 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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yes. they literally blame higher education for a social order that doesn’t give unquestioned deference to people like themselves
I do not think people are actually seriously calibrated for how rabidly anti-university the MAGA right is and how core that is to their policy goals. It is probably the #2 issue after immigration for them, and for some of them it’s higher.
May 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The difference between "access" and "transparency" is really important. Trump is absolutely giving more reporters more time to ask questions (inc. outlets that just want to praise him). At the same time it's stopped publishing transcripts and WH visitor logs.
what i like about this is that politico doesn’t ask whether trump is actually doing the job of president. the frequency with which trump is on tv suggests not!
The Trump regime has gutted the govt; assaulted the constitution; apprehended immigrants off streets w/o due process sending them to foreign gulags; blown up alliances as economy hurtles towards uncertainty.

Yet here is POLITICO fawning over his media appearances while throwing shade at Biden.
May 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Reading about corporate lobbying against child labor laws in the 1920s and it's the same shit, they never change. It's socialism. It will destroy business. Leave it up to the states. Parents know better than politicians.
May 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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“What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the panicked, sweating Lily Paolini said
theonion.com/ashamed...
Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai
CHICAGO—Attempting to keep her browser tab concealed from view for fear her guilty pleasure would be exposed to nearby coworkers, ashamed woman Lily Paolini was reportedly hiding her interest in country music Friday as though it were hentai. “What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the […]
theonion.com
May 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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me: sistine chapel roan
sniper (focused on me): i’m ready to take the shot
May 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Slightly more seriously. It's crazy how the entire supposed constitutional theory of Trump 2.0 is that all power is vested in this single individual, down to every last tiny detail and whenever you ask him he's like "I have no idea; ask the lawyers"
May 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
May 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%
May 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
2 Godzilla 2 Minus One
April 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel
Why even have a brain, any ideas, any ability to express them, any kind of communication with other people, any desire to solve problems or invent anything, any reason to learn, any use for your eyes or your heart, or any reason to teach or create
April 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Observation
April 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Trump: [slams dick in car door]

Global markets: [tank]

Trump: [opens car door]

MAGA: masterful gambit, sir!
April 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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it is because they want to impoverish the country! they don’t want high end manufacturing. they want americans working subsistence wages making t shirts and clothes hangers
This is part of what’s so insane. As they talk about re-shoring and manufacturing they are actively trying to destroy an entire us manufacturing industry that already exists.
Billions of dollars in clean energy projects have been canceled since Donald Trump took office again — leaving thousands of jobs and the shift to clean energy in doubt.
April 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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A former French military base, Vauban is a thriving neighbourhood of 5,500 residents connected to Freiburg town centre by bus and light rail. Built in the late 1990s as a radical experiment in low-car living, it forgoes virtually all on-street parking in favour of active, green, and social spaces. 🧵
April 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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The way we live now is insane. My alarm goes off and my phone’s morning summary reads “a bunch of businesses took money from you while you slept and your cat shit at 3:17 a.m. Add litter. Here’s the weather”
April 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Cory Booker also just said this and it almost knocked me over:

"I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that have given way to this demagogue"
April 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Some 2,000 scientists, including dozens of Nobel Prize winners, have signed an open letter warning that the U.S. lead in science is being "decimated" by the Trump administration's cuts to research.
Top scientists warn that Trump policies are causing a 'climate of fear' in research
Some 2,000 scientists, including dozens of Nobel Prize winners, have signed an open letter warning that the U.S. lead in science is being "decimated" by the Trump administration's cuts to research.
www.npr.org
April 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM