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Co-Host of Movies over My Hammy and Trek in the Valley. Comedian. Writer. Socialist. Support UNIONS. ACAB. Posts include but not limited to heavy music/comedy/weed/art/sci-fi. He/Him. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/movies-over-my-hammy/id1859822205
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My sci-fi pilot “The Insomniacs” is available as an audio drama. My friend Alison produced a few of these during the early pandemic. It is a hard boiled near future sci-fi. This script is a great example of why I rule. I’m still writing if you know anyone reading.

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The Insomniacs
Podcast Episode · The Scriptcast · 10/29/2020 · 1h 10m
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The world is a fucking collapsing turd-Star, but hey, the weed company I like finally put my favorite strain of theirs in a vape, so I guess whatever I am placated for a few hours. I am a husk!
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Wake Up Dead Man was good but the Catholic Church is an abuse factory so why ever make a film that paints them as anything other than that?
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I am truly disgusted by the level of relief I feel when I get paid.
December 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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The answer to “not everyone has the time to be an artist,” isn’t AI. The answer to “not everyone has time to be an artist” is communism.
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The answer to “not everyone has the time to be an artist,” isn’t AI. The answer to “not everyone has time to be an artist” is communism.
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Did he read the thing about how he killed that baby?
Donald Trump, basically acknowledging that so far at least he’s losing the fight over Epstein.
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I accidentally have Hulu for a month because I am dumb so I am watching Bob’s Burgers Christmas eps. Have a good whatever you filthy whatevers.
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
For the last week I have been sorting and building shit with my Lego collection from my childhood and I have built a handful of fun stuff but accidentally figuring out this fucking robot arm was the height of it. Look at how those technic pieces are seated in there. Holy shit. Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Time to try to get from Encino to Van Nuys without getting flash flooded.
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
All I want for Xmas is some five star reviews, motherfuckers. I’m 18 years late to this industry, let’s go.

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Movies Over My Hammy
Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Movies Over My Hammy is a comedy podcast that dares to ask the hard questions: Is the Batman Calzony better than The Batman? Would you like to sit down in a theater a...
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December 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I can't, man.

I just fucking can't.

THIS IS NOT HOW ANY OF THAT WORKS!

HOWARD KNOWS THIS!

THE HOST KNOWS THIS!

THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DON'T ARE FUCKING VOTERS!
December 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I’m sure this will be cleared up before I need to drive home from work…
Tornado Warning inside a Severe Thunderstorm Warning inside a Flash Flood Warning in LA County at the moment, if you're wondering how things are going... #CAwx #LArain
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This is a shot from the film, “Mandy.”
Are you fucking kidding me right now? Just low key looking at the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life on a Tuesday night. 🤯
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Sorcerer Supreme: It is very important you put the stones back exactly when you took them from and for the sake of the world, DO NOT CHANGE ANYTHING.

Captain America: Hold my beer so I can hold my baby I had with Peggy.
December 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Batmobile (all models).
if you're in Pluribus world, what car are you stealing to use?

Mine's gonna be a 1975ish Corvette Stingray with a T top
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This rips. Congrats to Bryan and Chris and the Fartologist for making this happen.
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Nazi Cops GET BONKED.
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Count Orlok Voice: Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Someone must have called him “Obomba” at some point, right?
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
RDJ? I think they should have got JVCD to play Doctor Doom.
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The ‘ol Christmas Eve half day at work. At least I don’t have to drive there in a damn monsoon. Oh wait.
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The classic Mike Ploog Ringwraith (1977)
#lotr
December 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
That’s Dean Pelton.
“Multiple ideas were proposed… to combat tanking, including: • Limiting pick protections to either top 4 or 14 & higher, to eliminate problematic mid-lottery protections • No longer allowing a team to draft in the top 4 two years in a row • Locking lottery positions after March 1 🏀 #NBA #NBADraft
Sources: NBA eyes new ways to combat tanking
The NBA has begun to gather input from its owners and GMs on new ways to combat tanking, sources told ESPN.
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December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM