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Co-Host of Movies over My Hammy and Trek in the Valley. Comedian. Writer. Socialist. Support UNIONS. ACAB. Posts include but not limited to heavy music/comedy/weed/art/sci-fi. He/Him. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/movies-over-my-hammy/id1859822205
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· Feb 4
The Insomniacs
Podcast Episode · The Scriptcast · 10/29/2020 · 1h 10m
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My sci-fi pilot “The Insomniacs” is available as an audio drama. My friend Alison produced a few of these during the early pandemic. It is a hard boiled near future sci-fi. This script is a great example of why I rule. I’m still writing if you know anyone reading.
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Of all the wacky ass shit that happens in Starfleet Academy, the thing that gets me is, why don’t they all have personal force fields? They had that shit in Halo.
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Of all the wacky ass shit that happens in Starfleet Academy, the thing that gets me is, why don’t they all have personal force fields? They had that shit in Halo.
I hope Nick Fuentes gets _____ by a woman.
February 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I hope Nick Fuentes gets _____ by a woman.
“Let me think about this…” This is the first time he has ever thought about this.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 11:04 PM
“Let me think about this…” This is the first time he has ever thought about this.
When I was a kid we fucking called them “platformers” and 90% of them sucked shit but we got them for Christmas anyway because that’s all we had!
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
When I was a kid we fucking called them “platformers” and 90% of them sucked shit but we got them for Christmas anyway because that’s all we had!
Oh, you think your inability to penetrate my carapace is inconvenient when doing combat with me? Just wait until you meet my mandibles!
If I woke up and I was a cockroach, I’d be like “holy shit! I’m going to live forever!!?” Immediately start robbing banks.
February 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Oh, you think your inability to penetrate my carapace is inconvenient when doing combat with me? Just wait until you meet my mandibles!
If I woke up and I was a cockroach, I’d be like “holy shit! I’m going to live forever!!?” Immediately start robbing banks.
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
If I woke up and I was a cockroach, I’d be like “holy shit! I’m going to live forever!!?” Immediately start robbing banks.
The government has high energy lasers they can shoot us with so there is yet another reason it is a bad idea to have indoor/outdoor cats. If you weren’t worried about the coyotes or other animals, maybe you’ll take fucking LASERS seriously.
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
The government has high energy lasers they can shoot us with so there is yet another reason it is a bad idea to have indoor/outdoor cats. If you weren’t worried about the coyotes or other animals, maybe you’ll take fucking LASERS seriously.
Being a 43 year old writer applying to fellowships looking for his first traction fucking rules actually.
February 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Being a 43 year old writer applying to fellowships looking for his first traction fucking rules actually.
Holy shit…funniest shit I ever saw.
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Holy shit…funniest shit I ever saw.
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Get Ready for Darkest Whimsy - A TTRPG Podcast
From Dan Telfer - Get Ready for Darkest Whimsy - A TTRPG Podcast
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February 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Follow my new show @darkestwhimsy.bsky.social on BackerKit! I'm so very stoked for y'all to see what we're recording. The more folks who follow, the more feeds we get shown to! www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
One time, years ago, Theo Von DM’ed me on Twitter because he was going to be in Fargo and a mutual told him I was a Fargo comic and he asked what he should do when he was in town. I gave him some food recs but really, I should have said, “Please don’t become a CHUD podcaster!”
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
One time, years ago, Theo Von DM’ed me on Twitter because he was going to be in Fargo and a mutual told him I was a Fargo comic and he asked what he should do when he was in town. I gave him some food recs but really, I should have said, “Please don’t become a CHUD podcaster!”
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Remember when Millennials would get lectured about needing to have a squeaky clean digital footprint if we ever wanted to be able to land a job for the rest of our lives?
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Remember when Millennials would get lectured about needing to have a squeaky clean digital footprint if we ever wanted to be able to land a job for the rest of our lives?
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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the meritocracy they want you to believe Black people are violating
A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nation’s healthcare system.
A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nation’s healthcare system.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the meritocracy they want you to believe Black people are violating
A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nation’s healthcare system.
A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nation’s healthcare system.
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Infuriating to watch black and trans people warn folks about Newsom--JUST LIKE THEY WARNED FOLKS ABOUT TRUMP--and see everyone respond with "But he's a Democrat."
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Infuriating to watch black and trans people warn folks about Newsom--JUST LIKE THEY WARNED FOLKS ABOUT TRUMP--and see everyone respond with "But he's a Democrat."
For the longest time I confused Dave Meltzer and Kurt Metzger and the wrestling fans in my life set me straight.
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
For the longest time I confused Dave Meltzer and Kurt Metzger and the wrestling fans in my life set me straight.
Kind of seems like if the government wanted to vaporize me with a high powered laser while I am walking to my car, they could do that. Or at least they could vaporize a skunk that they THINK is me walking to my car.
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Kind of seems like if the government wanted to vaporize me with a high powered laser while I am walking to my car, they could do that. Or at least they could vaporize a skunk that they THINK is me walking to my car.
My fucking BRAND NEW balloon costume is now a danger!
apparently CBP thought there was a "cartel drone incursion" and used a no-longer-secret high energy laser to shoot down a PARTY BALLOON LMAO, without warning the FAA to take safety precautions, and causing an unnecessary two-day closure of El Paso’s airspace www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
February 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
My fucking BRAND NEW balloon costume is now a danger!
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please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
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February 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Also, it hasn’t actually ended.
Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Also, it hasn’t actually ended.
Oh, I abuse cannabis alright, I ab…use it to…leave me alone.
And almost a third of users show signs of cannabis abuse.
Huge Study Finds Very Worrying Results for Medical Marijuana Patients
Psychiatrists studied years of medical cannabis research and concluded that medical cannabis doesn't help patients on acute pain or insomnia.
trib.al
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Oh, I abuse cannabis alright, I ab…use it to…leave me alone.
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Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Not shaving my beard or my head again until I meet my next weight loss goal because I’m trying to be unrecognizable for one time in my fucking life! Curse my strong silhouette.
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Not shaving my beard or my head again until I meet my next weight loss goal because I’m trying to be unrecognizable for one time in my fucking life! Curse my strong silhouette.