Sir Faffles
@faffles.bsky.social
Remember the Alamo, remember that Texas fought for slavery twice and got its ass kicked twice
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Remember the Alamo, remember that Texas fought for slavery twice and got its ass kicked twice
I fucking hate liberals clutching their fucking Pearls at like 50 ppl being taken prisoner when Israel literally has over 1700 Palestinians held in captivity
October 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I fucking hate liberals clutching their fucking Pearls at like 50 ppl being taken prisoner when Israel literally has over 1700 Palestinians held in captivity
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the irony....
a man in a sombrero is talking about the constitution
ALT: a man in a sombrero is talking about the constitution
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October 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
the irony....
Please welcome Maz Jobrani, the host of NPR's newest gameshow: Wait Wait Don't Kill Me
September 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Please welcome Maz Jobrani, the host of NPR's newest gameshow: Wait Wait Don't Kill Me
Wayne Brady's new comedy show: Whose Limb is it anyway?
September 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Wayne Brady's new comedy show: Whose Limb is it anyway?
@ezrakleinbot.bsky.social Do you have serious brain damage, or are you naturally this much or a bumbling dumbfuck? Charlie Kirk was a hateful bigot and we're all better off without him. If you can't see that, maybe go get a job sucking off the corpse of Hitler and stop pretending to be a journalist
September 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@ezrakleinbot.bsky.social Do you have serious brain damage, or are you naturally this much or a bumbling dumbfuck? Charlie Kirk was a hateful bigot and we're all better off without him. If you can't see that, maybe go get a job sucking off the corpse of Hitler and stop pretending to be a journalist
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It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
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America has gained a new gender neutral bathroom 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
America has gained a new gender neutral bathroom 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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America has gained a new gender neutral bathroom 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
America has gained a new gender neutral bathroom 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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We have lost all contact with our UNRWA colleagues in Gaza, communications have been cut off.
This morning, for the first time in months, we did not receive their morning messages to say, "good morning" and "we are fine/alive".
We anxiously await to hear from our colleagues.
This morning, for the first time in months, we did not receive their morning messages to say, "good morning" and "we are fine/alive".
We anxiously await to hear from our colleagues.
June 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
We have lost all contact with our UNRWA colleagues in Gaza, communications have been cut off.
This morning, for the first time in months, we did not receive their morning messages to say, "good morning" and "we are fine/alive".
We anxiously await to hear from our colleagues.
This morning, for the first time in months, we did not receive their morning messages to say, "good morning" and "we are fine/alive".
We anxiously await to hear from our colleagues.
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people sleeping on the ground is the one thing that would motivate gavin newsom to go down there and kick them out
State troops sent to Los Angeles by the Trump administration, without the approval of California Gov. Gavin Newsom, were expected to sleep on floors or outdoors, a source told the Chronicle.
‘Wildly underprepared’: National Guard troops seen sleeping on floors in exclusive photos
State troops sent to Los Angeles by the Trump administration, without the approval of California Gov. Gavin Newsom, were expected to sleep on floors or outdoors, a source told the Chronicle.
bit.ly
June 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
people sleeping on the ground is the one thing that would motivate gavin newsom to go down there and kick them out
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The Netanyahu government has killed 50,000 people in Gaza & wounded 112,000.
Two weeks ago, they broke the ceasefire and have since killed 322 children & wounded 600.
The US must end its complicity.
Tomorrow, I will force votes to block $8.8 billion in arm sales to Netanyahu.
Two weeks ago, they broke the ceasefire and have since killed 322 children & wounded 600.
The US must end its complicity.
Tomorrow, I will force votes to block $8.8 billion in arm sales to Netanyahu.
April 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Netanyahu government has killed 50,000 people in Gaza & wounded 112,000.
Two weeks ago, they broke the ceasefire and have since killed 322 children & wounded 600.
The US must end its complicity.
Tomorrow, I will force votes to block $8.8 billion in arm sales to Netanyahu.
Two weeks ago, they broke the ceasefire and have since killed 322 children & wounded 600.
The US must end its complicity.
Tomorrow, I will force votes to block $8.8 billion in arm sales to Netanyahu.
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Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."
March 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."
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Block anyone posting about the LGB or LGBQ+ community. This is an active effort to erase trans people.
There is no Pride without trans people. Specifically trans people of colour. Dropping the T is bootlicking. It's throwing them under the bus and waiting happily to be next.
There is no Pride without trans people. Specifically trans people of colour. Dropping the T is bootlicking. It's throwing them under the bus and waiting happily to be next.
February 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Block anyone posting about the LGB or LGBQ+ community. This is an active effort to erase trans people.
There is no Pride without trans people. Specifically trans people of colour. Dropping the T is bootlicking. It's throwing them under the bus and waiting happily to be next.
There is no Pride without trans people. Specifically trans people of colour. Dropping the T is bootlicking. It's throwing them under the bus and waiting happily to be next.
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(tech bros voice) im disrupting the air traffic control space
January 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
(tech bros voice) im disrupting the air traffic control space
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Robert Kennedy said if he had a time
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
January 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Robert Kennedy said if he had a time
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
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the upside of destroying the FAA is that all the flying car manufacturers i see at CES every year will finally get a chance to offer average Americans the opportunity to carry out an affordable 9/11 of their own
January 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
the upside of destroying the FAA is that all the flying car manufacturers i see at CES every year will finally get a chance to offer average Americans the opportunity to carry out an affordable 9/11 of their own
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I think someone managed to get a cybertruck to 88mph and now the whole US has gone back to 1933 Germany
January 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think someone managed to get a cybertruck to 88mph and now the whole US has gone back to 1933 Germany
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Ahmed al-Qidra packed his seven children onto a donkey cart and headed to eastern Khan Younis. It was finally safe to travel – the bombing should have stopped.
My children, my children!” she screamed.
Hanan’s husband, eldest son was dead and her youngest, six-year-old Sama.
Fck Netanyahu
My children, my children!” she screamed.
Hanan’s husband, eldest son was dead and her youngest, six-year-old Sama.
Fck Netanyahu
January 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ahmed al-Qidra packed his seven children onto a donkey cart and headed to eastern Khan Younis. It was finally safe to travel – the bombing should have stopped.
My children, my children!” she screamed.
Hanan’s husband, eldest son was dead and her youngest, six-year-old Sama.
Fck Netanyahu
My children, my children!” she screamed.
Hanan’s husband, eldest son was dead and her youngest, six-year-old Sama.
Fck Netanyahu
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pointing fingers in the hot tub
j’accusei
j’accusei
January 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
pointing fingers in the hot tub
j’accusei
j’accusei
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I am just sharing my beautiful singing. Repeatedly and at great volume
December 11, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I am just sharing my beautiful singing. Repeatedly and at great volume
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Oh, so that’s why he does that
a cartoon character with a mushroom on his head
Alt: Luigi Smash victory animation, where he does finger guns
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December 9, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Oh, so that’s why he does that