🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
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God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the original lollipop guild: Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan and Sen Markwayne Mullin.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the original lollipop guild: Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan and Sen Markwayne Mullin.
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Help Hoodlum's friend if you can. 💙
I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
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Donate to Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home, organized by Patricia Winter
Betty is an 86-year-old widow who has always been proud of her independence. A… Patricia Winter needs your support for Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home
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November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Help Hoodlum's friend if you can. 💙
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Art break! First attempt with new pan pastels. Work in progress.
“Starman” 11”x14”. On wood.
“Starman” 11”x14”. On wood.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Art break! First attempt with new pan pastels. Work in progress.
“Starman” 11”x14”. On wood.
“Starman” 11”x14”. On wood.
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Only a few left in the box for awhile- take it while you can.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Only a few left in the box for awhile- take it while you can.
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helluva image . . .
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
helluva image . . .
helluva thread...
🧵A daily reminder about the US president:
An adjudicated rapist
A 34x convicted felon
An adulterer
Paid an adult film actress to keep quiet
A pedophile
A sexual predator
Is misogynistic
Has had multiple bankruptcies
Had a fake university
Stole from a children's cancer charity
An adjudicated rapist
A 34x convicted felon
An adulterer
Paid an adult film actress to keep quiet
A pedophile
A sexual predator
Is misogynistic
Has had multiple bankruptcies
Had a fake university
Stole from a children's cancer charity
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
helluva thread...
8 Dems are the mom in the grocery store giving into the tantrum thrown by a kid demanding more candy because she didn't want to look like a mean mom to other shoppers.
fuckin' brilliant 🤦
fuckin' brilliant 🤦
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
8 Dems are the mom in the grocery store giving into the tantrum thrown by a kid demanding more candy because she didn't want to look like a mean mom to other shoppers.
fuckin' brilliant 🤦
fuckin' brilliant 🤦
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Absolutely correct
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Absolutely correct
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G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
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Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
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people I would rather have as a minority speaker:
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
people I would rather have as a minority speaker:
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people I would rather have as minority speaker.
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
people I would rather have as minority speaker.
people I would rather have as minority speaker:
a close up of a nightmare before christmas character with a hat on
ALT: a close up of a nightmare before christmas character with a hat on
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
people I would rather have as minority speaker:
i'll say it again- I genuinely miss not giving a fuck about politics.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i'll say it again- I genuinely miss not giving a fuck about politics.
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😂😂😂😂
Let me know if anyone sees it pull up in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
😂😂😂😂
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Everyone: Dems have them on the ropes, we're winning elections, he's unpopular, everyone hates his policies, and for a change, they're winning on messaging.
Schumer: if they don't negotiate with us after we help them reopen the Government, I'll be sending the strongest worded letter yet.
Schumer: if they don't negotiate with us after we help them reopen the Government, I'll be sending the strongest worded letter yet.
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Everyone: Dems have them on the ropes, we're winning elections, he's unpopular, everyone hates his policies, and for a change, they're winning on messaging.
Schumer: if they don't negotiate with us after we help them reopen the Government, I'll be sending the strongest worded letter yet.
Schumer: if they don't negotiate with us after we help them reopen the Government, I'll be sending the strongest worded letter yet.
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Those who don’t learn from history will end up repeating it!!! Ffs🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤦♂️🤷♂️
Those who don’t learn from history will end up repeating it!!! Ffs🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤦♂️🤷♂️
A WWII Film With a Modern Message
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November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Those who don’t learn from history will end up repeating it!!! Ffs🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤦♂️🤷♂️
Those who don’t learn from history will end up repeating it!!! Ffs🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤦♂️🤷♂️
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
that the hard-line Christian thing suggests that were it not for a book telling us right & wrong, we'd not know the difference cracks me up.
not all of us need to check the manual.
not all of us need to check the manual.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
that the hard-line Christian thing suggests that were it not for a book telling us right & wrong, we'd not know the difference cracks me up.
not all of us need to check the manual.
not all of us need to check the manual.
no, no- go ahead- order a milkshake on GrubHub 😶
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
no, no- go ahead- order a milkshake on GrubHub 😶
sure- when it was $12 a bag a year ago and now it's $18, the price of coffee has gone up 18.9%.
totally 😶
totally 😶
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
sure- when it was $12 a bag a year ago and now it's $18, the price of coffee has gone up 18.9%.
totally 😶
totally 😶