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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
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God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
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6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
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and with the static generated...
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November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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nuh-uh.

that's what parachute pants were for.
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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in pastels.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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then again, on those days she had a 6 y/o me 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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my great-gran would start the day with coffee flavored bourbon 🤷
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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because it's too damned early for tequila.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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i'm saving up- 5 cards & it's free orange chicken
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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with 12 you get free egg rolls
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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it helped with the hangovers 🤷
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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🤣😂🤣
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the original lollipop guild: Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan and Sen Markwayne Mullin.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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politely...
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November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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🤣
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I apologize for bringing Ben Shapiro into this 😶
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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😂😂😂
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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ok, this is taking the lollipop guild thing into unguided territory 😶
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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🤣🤣
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November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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🤣
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November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM