🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
@alacritysshadow.bsky.social
God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
Cali says hi
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Cali says hi
Only a few left in the box for awhile- take it while you can.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Only a few left in the box for awhile- take it while you can.
that'n he has a thing for BBC 🤷
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
that'n he has a thing for BBC 🤷
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Behold the new Flying Fuck: Bigger, Faster and batteries not included.
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Behold the new Flying Fuck: Bigger, Faster and batteries not included.
Lunch is ready
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Lunch is ready
Evergreen...
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Evergreen...
"due to unfortunate circumstances I am awake"
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"due to unfortunate circumstances I am awake"
scary shit, that
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
scary shit, that
Got thru the anejo.. Onto chicken fajitas.
I got extra - y'all got 15 minutes at best to get it.
I got extra - y'all got 15 minutes at best to get it.
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Got thru the anejo.. Onto chicken fajitas.
I got extra - y'all got 15 minutes at best to get it.
I got extra - y'all got 15 minutes at best to get it.
this reboot of Dawn of the Dead blows.
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
this reboot of Dawn of the Dead blows.
"it's ok- he'll be fine, I'm a doctor- how long has it been since his last contraction?"
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"it's ok- he'll be fine, I'm a doctor- how long has it been since his last contraction?"
"that's the same expression my late husband had when the arsenic hit"
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"that's the same expression my late husband had when the arsenic hit"
"no, no- I already called dibs on the watch"
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"no, no- I already called dibs on the watch"
"anyone here wear a size 11?"
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"anyone here wear a size 11?"
"quick- get his wallet"
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"quick- get his wallet"
for those travelling internationally:
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
for those travelling internationally: