🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
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God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
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Newsom's latest troll 😆
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Newsom's latest troll 😆
TFW when he sees his media team's work:
a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says " no day "
ALT: a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says " no day "
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
TFW when he sees his media team's work:
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Normal isn't coming back so get off your knees and fight back - what they have planned for us is far worse than anything they've already done.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Normal isn't coming back so get off your knees and fight back - what they have planned for us is far worse than anything they've already done.
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The Dems fumbled the shutdown so spectacularly, it can only be described as “New York Giants-esque”
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The Dems fumbled the shutdown so spectacularly, it can only be described as “New York Giants-esque”
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On Veterans Day we honor those courageous men and women who answered the call and swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
On Veterans Day we honor those courageous men and women who answered the call and swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution 🙏
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
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Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the original lollipop guild: Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan and Sen Markwayne Mullin.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the original lollipop guild: Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan and Sen Markwayne Mullin.
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Help Hoodlum's friend if you can. 💙
I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
gofund.me/e44538b52
Donate to Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home, organized by Patricia Winter
Betty is an 86-year-old widow who has always been proud of her independence. A… Patricia Winter needs your support for Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home
gofund.me
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Help Hoodlum's friend if you can. 💙
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Art break! First attempt with new pan pastels. Work in progress.
“Starman” 11”x14”. On wood.
“Starman” 11”x14”. On wood.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Art break! First attempt with new pan pastels. Work in progress.
“Starman” 11”x14”. On wood.
“Starman” 11”x14”. On wood.
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Only a few left in the box for awhile- take it while you can.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Only a few left in the box for awhile- take it while you can.
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helluva image . . .
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
helluva image . . .
helluva thread...
🧵A daily reminder about the US president:
An adjudicated rapist
A 34x convicted felon
An adulterer
Paid an adult film actress to keep quiet
A pedophile
A sexual predator
Is misogynistic
Has had multiple bankruptcies
Had a fake university
Stole from a children's cancer charity
An adjudicated rapist
A 34x convicted felon
An adulterer
Paid an adult film actress to keep quiet
A pedophile
A sexual predator
Is misogynistic
Has had multiple bankruptcies
Had a fake university
Stole from a children's cancer charity
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
helluva thread...
8 Dems are the mom in the grocery store giving into the tantrum thrown by a kid demanding more candy because she didn't want to look like a mean mom to other shoppers.
fuckin' brilliant 🤦
fuckin' brilliant 🤦
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
8 Dems are the mom in the grocery store giving into the tantrum thrown by a kid demanding more candy because she didn't want to look like a mean mom to other shoppers.
fuckin' brilliant 🤦
fuckin' brilliant 🤦
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Absolutely correct
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Absolutely correct
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G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
Shock, adjust, repeat.
☕
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people I would rather have as a minority speaker:
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
people I would rather have as a minority speaker:
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people I would rather have as minority speaker.
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
people I would rather have as minority speaker.
people I would rather have as minority speaker:
a close up of a nightmare before christmas character with a hat on
ALT: a close up of a nightmare before christmas character with a hat on
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
people I would rather have as minority speaker: