Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine
@eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social
Just a lone wanderer of the pocky lips living in the before times. Seer, Hermit, Mad Man, Magician, Changeling, some kind of weird hobgoblin zen master. We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
I'll just say it. It's very possible the Mamdani/Trump meeting is entirely explained by Trump confusing Democratic Socialism and National Socialism.
You're gonna tell me that bait and switch couldn't be pulled on this old nazi fuck who still gets "asylum" wrong?
You're gonna tell me that bait and switch couldn't be pulled on this old nazi fuck who still gets "asylum" wrong?
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'll just say it. It's very possible the Mamdani/Trump meeting is entirely explained by Trump confusing Democratic Socialism and National Socialism.
You're gonna tell me that bait and switch couldn't be pulled on this old nazi fuck who still gets "asylum" wrong?
You're gonna tell me that bait and switch couldn't be pulled on this old nazi fuck who still gets "asylum" wrong?
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ALL of us who served honorably in the military swore the lifelong oath to protect the Constitution from ALL enemies, foreign and domestic. We, who served honorably, have never forgotten that oath. Some of our non military leaders seem to forget they swore to protect the Constitution. I Wonder Why?
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
ALL of us who served honorably in the military swore the lifelong oath to protect the Constitution from ALL enemies, foreign and domestic. We, who served honorably, have never forgotten that oath. Some of our non military leaders seem to forget they swore to protect the Constitution. I Wonder Why?
So Trump says he likes Mamdani before Schumer could?
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
So Trump says he likes Mamdani before Schumer could?
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literally a whole babylon 5 episode where they talk about the obligation to disobey illegal orders like 49 times
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
literally a whole babylon 5 episode where they talk about the obligation to disobey illegal orders like 49 times
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
I wasn't paying attention for a bit. Has the GOP started arguing that since life begins at conception 14 year old children being abused isn't that bad and we've been counting age wrong this whole time anyway yet? Or is that for next week's op eds?
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I wasn't paying attention for a bit. Has the GOP started arguing that since life begins at conception 14 year old children being abused isn't that bad and we've been counting age wrong this whole time anyway yet? Or is that for next week's op eds?
You know, things make a lot more sense when you realize there are fucking Republicans in the Democrat party no matter how they talk in press releases.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You know, things make a lot more sense when you realize there are fucking Republicans in the Democrat party no matter how they talk in press releases.
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QOTD: if a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate down to 1 wish and then wish for something they think the Republicans would like
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
QOTD: if a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate down to 1 wish and then wish for something they think the Republicans would like
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Non-autistic people giving “advice” to autistic people:
“Grow thicker skin, but don’t be too blunt because you might hurt our feelings.”
“Grow thicker skin, but don’t be too blunt because you might hurt our feelings.”
October 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Non-autistic people giving “advice” to autistic people:
“Grow thicker skin, but don’t be too blunt because you might hurt our feelings.”
“Grow thicker skin, but don’t be too blunt because you might hurt our feelings.”
Not to derail the ongoing pancake/waffle controversy but can we all agree that regardless of personal love of either waffles or pancakes if they come with nazi symbols ironed into them with some kind of novelty griddle that those breakfast items are now suspect and we don't want them?
October 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Not to derail the ongoing pancake/waffle controversy but can we all agree that regardless of personal love of either waffles or pancakes if they come with nazi symbols ironed into them with some kind of novelty griddle that those breakfast items are now suspect and we don't want them?
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Lots of people like the song Paint it, Black by The Rolling Stones, but a very specific group of us like it because it was the Tour of Duty theme song
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Lots of people like the song Paint it, Black by The Rolling Stones, but a very specific group of us like it because it was the Tour of Duty theme song
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To everyone who ever said I didn't "look autistic", know that I'm constantly running
ActLikePeopleExpect.exe in my brain, am not always aware I'm doing it, and it's eating up at least 60% of my RAM.
It's also the reason for a lot of CPU overheating..🙃
ActLikePeopleExpect.exe in my brain, am not always aware I'm doing it, and it's eating up at least 60% of my RAM.
It's also the reason for a lot of CPU overheating..🙃
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
To everyone who ever said I didn't "look autistic", know that I'm constantly running
ActLikePeopleExpect.exe in my brain, am not always aware I'm doing it, and it's eating up at least 60% of my RAM.
It's also the reason for a lot of CPU overheating..🙃
ActLikePeopleExpect.exe in my brain, am not always aware I'm doing it, and it's eating up at least 60% of my RAM.
It's also the reason for a lot of CPU overheating..🙃
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Trump is now going after Jack Smith.
You know who seems safe from his retribution: Merrick Garland. Because he did JACK SHIT. Trump not being pissed at him is, low key, an indictment of his entire tenure.
You know who seems safe from his retribution: Merrick Garland. Because he did JACK SHIT. Trump not being pissed at him is, low key, an indictment of his entire tenure.
October 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Trump is now going after Jack Smith.
You know who seems safe from his retribution: Merrick Garland. Because he did JACK SHIT. Trump not being pissed at him is, low key, an indictment of his entire tenure.
You know who seems safe from his retribution: Merrick Garland. Because he did JACK SHIT. Trump not being pissed at him is, low key, an indictment of his entire tenure.
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She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
Am I losing my mind that the point of contention for reopening the government should be removal of troops and ICE from cities not requesting assistance?
Not fucking healthcare.
Not fucking healthcare.
October 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Am I losing my mind that the point of contention for reopening the government should be removal of troops and ICE from cities not requesting assistance?
Not fucking healthcare.
Not fucking healthcare.
Just got my kid's medicine and it has a pop off cap. No child safe cap. I've never seen this.
How do they know when to apply the "Fuck yo, kids" policy?
How do they know when to apply the "Fuck yo, kids" policy?
October 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just got my kid's medicine and it has a pop off cap. No child safe cap. I've never seen this.
How do they know when to apply the "Fuck yo, kids" policy?
How do they know when to apply the "Fuck yo, kids" policy?
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Do whatever you want. Have you tried that yet? It's fucking amazing. 🩷
October 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Do whatever you want. Have you tried that yet? It's fucking amazing. 🩷
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“To us, masks are associated with cowardly desperados and the despised Ku Klux Klan. In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police.”
- Judge William Young, September 30, 2025
- Judge William Young, September 30, 2025
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“To us, masks are associated with cowardly desperados and the despised Ku Klux Klan. In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police.”
- Judge William Young, September 30, 2025
- Judge William Young, September 30, 2025
"Well shit, that date went pretty bad." He said from an airport terminal at 1 am.
September 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"Well shit, that date went pretty bad." He said from an airport terminal at 1 am.
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
So we got a rescue kitten and I was worried that there would be an incident with my dog Mikey, who is a medium sized dog and is good natured but excitable.
Never should have worried.
Never should have worried.
July 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
So we got a rescue kitten and I was worried that there would be an incident with my dog Mikey, who is a medium sized dog and is good natured but excitable.
Never should have worried.
Never should have worried.
I wasn't super into the 4th even before it became a viking funeral for a country I used to serve due to explosions not giving me a particularly festive tone, but the fates gave me a nice little hug today.
July 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I wasn't super into the 4th even before it became a viking funeral for a country I used to serve due to explosions not giving me a particularly festive tone, but the fates gave me a nice little hug today.
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