Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine
@eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social
Just a lone wanderer of the pocky lips living in the before times. Seer, Hermit, Mad Man, Magician, Changeling, some kind of weird hobgoblin zen master. We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
After pointing out the very obvious negative downstream results of a work decision again.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
After pointing out the very obvious negative downstream results of a work decision again.
Twinsies
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Twinsies
"Hey! You're talking to my girl all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Hey! You're talking to my girl all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
If I remember correctly there is also a scene where the protagonist's chad best friend makes a statement along the lines of "You have a beautiful girl waiting back at your house and all you want to do is hang out here with me."
October 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If I remember correctly there is also a scene where the protagonist's chad best friend makes a statement along the lines of "You have a beautiful girl waiting back at your house and all you want to do is hang out here with me."
My man is channeling Nicholson from Mars Attacks.
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My man is channeling Nicholson from Mars Attacks.
I'm not certain it wasn't a hairpiece in Revolver though.
October 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm not certain it wasn't a hairpiece in Revolver though.
Gen. Connor surveying the Battle of Home Depot as aisle 5 is taken in a daring pre-dawn raid.
June 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Gen. Connor surveying the Battle of Home Depot as aisle 5 is taken in a daring pre-dawn raid.
Dude hasn't been right since he looked inside the Ark of the Covenant that time.
May 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Dude hasn't been right since he looked inside the Ark of the Covenant that time.
Kinda. He buckles like a belt if you push back.
April 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Kinda. He buckles like a belt if you push back.
I've been extorted.
April 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I've been extorted.
Botox got them looking like Alicia in Batman (1989)
April 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Botox got them looking like Alicia in Batman (1989)
When I tell people to remember to care for themselves because they matter it has nearly this exact energy.
March 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
When I tell people to remember to care for themselves because they matter it has nearly this exact energy.
I swear nothing is new.
February 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I swear nothing is new.
