Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine
eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social
Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine
@eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social
Just a lone wanderer of the pocky lips living in the before times. Seer, Hermit, Mad Man, Magician, Changeling, some kind of weird hobgoblin zen master. We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
Bully Stick shaft, pork rind balls.
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"So much for the tolerant left."
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"Look, don't blow this out of proportion or get all woke and crazy, but we just found our goals for naval border security will go smoother if we indicate a very deliberate preference for the tenets of national socialism and historical US hate crimes in recruiting."
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'm wondering if this is when they suddenly understand dementia symptoms and start talking removal.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Yeah, you'd think that youtube lawyer video to never talk to the cops would just be in the collective headspace now, especially for people seriously considering committing crimes. But it doesn't seem to stick.
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I see it but also that's the guy that in scene 1 you're like "That dude is a Romulan spy."
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"Police had their job cut out for them solving the murder of Steve Deadman. Using all their training they asked whoever was in view at the crime scene "Did you commit crime or know who did?". And then, their instincts paid off. Rick Killman had told 9 people yesterday "I did a crime.""
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
True Crime shows have taught us that if you can avoid either googling how to commit your crime or directly stating to people that you committed your crime then you're like 99.9% home free.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
So like 1 cup in?
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It does feel like they got the vibe dialed in in the Mike years. Even a lot of the Joel episodes I like are from when Mike was writing and I'm sure that's not a coincidence.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
After pointing out the very obvious negative downstream results of a work decision again.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Why is he dressed like the ghost preacher from Poltergeist?
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Wild Rebels cereal cracks me up still. I heard when they do best show polls it's usually arounf 50/50 Joel/Mike. Different eras but not worse at all.
MST3K Karaoke: Wild Rebels - Wild Rebels Cereal
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
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November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I once had a loaded gun aimed at my face and got that eerie calm state where I could talk the dude down.

Then about 30 minutes later I realized I had itching and swelling around all my tattoos as my body reacted and tried to push the ink out. Strange days
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Well? How do they work? Leaving us hanging out here.
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Are they predicting "weak" sales or a week of sales? Nice headline, Forbes.
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Isn't he kind of implying in his example that the homeowner installed the fire hydrant as opposed to society just setting up a system so everyone's needs are accounted for...
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I require you to acknowledge my request for chicken nuggets with a brisk "My liege", and god help you if I find a chickie finger on that plate, nugget bearer. The Duke of East Northturdshire has decreed it to be so.
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Shit, according to this article Skynet isn't even disqualified from being president so far.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
What I'm getting is it's really hard to train an AI model not to do behaviors we have normalized in society already.

It harms the disabled. Society does that every day.
It threatens people. Every day.
It's creepy and ignores consent. Every....day.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Why do I feel like this is the genesis of something? Like one day I'll be visited by a youngster and say "You know, The Marisa Kabas bitch list used to only be a single guy. Ole Tom Homan. Nowadays the Kabas foundation holds an annual reading of who's a bitch. Took 36 hours last year."
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM