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Just me, desperately trying to keep a lid on the cynical panic I've been in since the After Days began (circa 2016). Name's Emily. Nice to meet you
Pinned
My grandpa always used to say:
"Remember, it's just you and God in that voting booth. And God's a Democrat."
LET'S GOOOOOO!!!
"Remember, it's just you and God in that voting booth. And God's a Democrat."
LET'S GOOOOOO!!!
Nazzzi
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Nazzzi
Department of War Crimes
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Department of War Crimes
Time to catch some naZZZZZZZis
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Time to catch some naZZZZZZZis
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Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
Nazzzzzi
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Nazzzzzi
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that’s the power of the presidential sharpie right there
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
that’s the power of the presidential sharpie right there
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I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.
85%
85%
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.
85%
85%
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Hegseth: "We've only just begun striking narco boats and putting narcoterrorists at the bottom of the ocean"
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hegseth: "We've only just begun striking narco boats and putting narcoterrorists at the bottom of the ocean"
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Even his name tag is slurring.
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Even his name tag is slurring.
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I used to think Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly's blunt, dry style wouldn't play well with an entertainment-addled American public. Now it seems like his fearless bluntness is the perfect antidote to push back against the overcooked rhetoric of Trump and Hegseth. They picked the wrong guy to attack.
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I used to think Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly's blunt, dry style wouldn't play well with an entertainment-addled American public. Now it seems like his fearless bluntness is the perfect antidote to push back against the overcooked rhetoric of Trump and Hegseth. They picked the wrong guy to attack.
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get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
We have failed Walter Cronkite
moments after Matt Gaetz asks a question at the Pentagon press briefing, Laura Loomer gets her turn
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We have failed Walter Cronkite
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moments after Matt Gaetz asks a question at the Pentagon press briefing, Laura Loomer gets her turn
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
moments after Matt Gaetz asks a question at the Pentagon press briefing, Laura Loomer gets her turn
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One of the four elements of malignant narcissism is sadism.
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
One of the four elements of malignant narcissism is sadism.
Ironic. Incredible, really. The most socially inept, morally bankrupt, and wholly bigoted members of our society want to dictate what American culture is. Never.
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ironic. Incredible, really. The most socially inept, morally bankrupt, and wholly bigoted members of our society want to dictate what American culture is. Never.
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Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
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Six US Navy P-8A Poseidons heading to the Caribbean. Several have now turned off their transponders.
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Six US Navy P-8A Poseidons heading to the Caribbean. Several have now turned off their transponders.
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America: Did you order the code Red?
Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!
America: Uhm, it’s a crime.
Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.
Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!
America: Uhm, it’s a crime.
Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
America: Did you order the code Red?
Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!
America: Uhm, it’s a crime.
Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.
Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!
America: Uhm, it’s a crime.
Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.
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Pete Hegseth on Sept 3 talking about the strike on boats where 2 survivors were later killed in a second strike: “I watched it live.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Pete Hegseth on Sept 3 talking about the strike on boats where 2 survivors were later killed in a second strike: “I watched it live.”
Or orange
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Or orange
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That paragon of virtue, Marco Rubio, apparent also has his hand in the drug dealer jar.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
That paragon of virtue, Marco Rubio, apparent also has his hand in the drug dealer jar.
Two weeks(ish)
Trump will release his MRI after he releases his taxes:
During infrastructure week when he also unveils his health plan.
During infrastructure week when he also unveils his health plan.
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Two weeks(ish)
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BREAKING: We won! 3rd Circuit affirms illegality of Habba appointment
We @democracydefendersfund.org are honored to work on this case with the wonderful folks at Lowell & Associates, Gerald Krovatin & many others 👇
We @democracydefendersfund.org are honored to work on this case with the wonderful folks at Lowell & Associates, Gerald Krovatin & many others 👇
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
BREAKING: We won! 3rd Circuit affirms illegality of Habba appointment
We @democracydefendersfund.org are honored to work on this case with the wonderful folks at Lowell & Associates, Gerald Krovatin & many others 👇
We @democracydefendersfund.org are honored to work on this case with the wonderful folks at Lowell & Associates, Gerald Krovatin & many others 👇
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Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing