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Fun fact: I physically ran into Goldberg while taking a short head-clearing run in the middle of doing his 8hr take-home exam. It was my first ever law school test. (I did fine and he laughed :))
Great prof, good person, 13 years out the groupchat affectionately calls him “dad.”
Great prof, good person, 13 years out the groupchat affectionately calls him “dad.”
INBOX: Tort law scholar John C.P. Goldberg has been selected to serve as the next dean of Harvard Law School.
June 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Fun fact: I physically ran into Goldberg while taking a short head-clearing run in the middle of doing his 8hr take-home exam. It was my first ever law school test. (I did fine and he laughed :))
Great prof, good person, 13 years out the groupchat affectionately calls him “dad.”
Great prof, good person, 13 years out the groupchat affectionately calls him “dad.”
Your baby girl gonna be a home owner 🥹
July 7, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Your baby girl gonna be a home owner 🥹
Setting the goals! Doing the damn things! 😄
July 6, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Setting the goals! Doing the damn things! 😄
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i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please
July 1, 2023 at 6:47 PM
i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please
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To all the people who took Elon Musk seriously as a free speech hero: I’m sorry everyone is being mean and saying bad things to you. That’s not kind or fair. I know it hurts. Fortunately I can help. I have this here handful of magic beans, and for a comparatively low and reasonable price, they
June 21, 2023 at 2:10 PM
To all the people who took Elon Musk seriously as a free speech hero: I’m sorry everyone is being mean and saying bad things to you. That’s not kind or fair. I know it hurts. Fortunately I can help. I have this here handful of magic beans, and for a comparatively low and reasonable price, they
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About to fuck up a baby’s day
June 15, 2023 at 11:53 AM
About to fuck up a baby’s day
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Four great ways to protect your lungs from wildfire smoke:
*Wear a mask
*Stay indoors
*Use an air purifier
*Demolish a fossil fuel company and wear its teeth as a necklace
*Wear a mask
*Stay indoors
*Use an air purifier
*Demolish a fossil fuel company and wear its teeth as a necklace
June 6, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Four great ways to protect your lungs from wildfire smoke:
*Wear a mask
*Stay indoors
*Use an air purifier
*Demolish a fossil fuel company and wear its teeth as a necklace
*Wear a mask
*Stay indoors
*Use an air purifier
*Demolish a fossil fuel company and wear its teeth as a necklace
Team clean the house the night before the house cleaner comes over stand up ✊🏾
June 1, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Team clean the house the night before the house cleaner comes over stand up ✊🏾
Remember that one time when black lives mattered? Wild.
May 30, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Remember that one time when black lives mattered? Wild.
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I used AI to go back into all the great jazz records and insert the notes they didn’t play.
May 30, 2023 at 1:56 PM
I used AI to go back into all the great jazz records and insert the notes they didn’t play.
Like NO ONE IS HAPPY AND THAT IS THE POINT OF A TRAGEDY
May 29, 2023 at 6:05 AM
Like NO ONE IS HAPPY AND THAT IS THE POINT OF A TRAGEDY
They stuck the landing 🙆🏾♀️
May 29, 2023 at 6:03 AM
They stuck the landing 🙆🏾♀️
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lmaooooooooₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ (fading out as i turn the corner down the block)
(fading back in as i loop around the corner behind you) ᵒᵒᵒoooooooooooooOOOOO
(fading back in as i loop around the corner behind you) ᵒᵒᵒoooooooooooooOOOOO
May 28, 2023 at 9:29 PM
lmaooooooooₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ (fading out as i turn the corner down the block)
(fading back in as i loop around the corner behind you) ᵒᵒᵒoooooooooooooOOOOO
(fading back in as i loop around the corner behind you) ᵒᵒᵒoooooooooooooOOOOO
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this is the energy I’m going into the Succession finale with
May 28, 2023 at 7:08 PM
this is the energy I’m going into the Succession finale with
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whoops! looks like you are about to engage in discourse. would you like to go back and post a joke instead?
May 28, 2023 at 5:59 AM
whoops! looks like you are about to engage in discourse. would you like to go back and post a joke instead?
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Me: It is unrealistic that in “3 body problem,” when faced with a genocidal alien invasion, many humans would side with the aliens. Nothing would unite humanity like a genocidal alien invasion.
Many of you: “I’m joining the orca war… on the side of the orcas!”
Many of you: “I’m joining the orca war… on the side of the orcas!”
May 26, 2023 at 12:57 PM
Me: It is unrealistic that in “3 body problem,” when faced with a genocidal alien invasion, many humans would side with the aliens. Nothing would unite humanity like a genocidal alien invasion.
Many of you: “I’m joining the orca war… on the side of the orcas!”
Many of you: “I’m joining the orca war… on the side of the orcas!”
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“Grandma, tell me about the fall of Democracy.”
Well, honey, people were upset about pronouns so they let Nazis take over.
Well, honey, people were upset about pronouns so they let Nazis take over.
May 26, 2023 at 1:00 PM
“Grandma, tell me about the fall of Democracy.”
Well, honey, people were upset about pronouns so they let Nazis take over.
Well, honey, people were upset about pronouns so they let Nazis take over.
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BREAKING (leak): We have confirmation from corroborating anonymous sources that the new phone will be better than the old phone
May 26, 2023 at 1:22 PM
BREAKING (leak): We have confirmation from corroborating anonymous sources that the new phone will be better than the old phone
Guys, america remains the ghetto 😂
May 26, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Guys, america remains the ghetto 😂
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Be so evil that even Hell doesn’t want you.
May 26, 2023 at 3:27 AM
Be so evil that even Hell doesn’t want you.
Late to this but Barry on HBO is incredible
May 25, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Late to this but Barry on HBO is incredible
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Imagine living in a country where you can only get healthcare if you have a job and thinking it’s the best country on earth.
May 23, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Imagine living in a country where you can only get healthcare if you have a job and thinking it’s the best country on earth.
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been thinking about it a lot and we should go back to being primordial soup
May 23, 2023 at 2:50 AM
been thinking about it a lot and we should go back to being primordial soup