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(she/her) 29. Midwest Princess living in D.C. Bi, trans, old soul [acoustic]. F1 fan (🐎🟥🟨). I like 🐷 & 🐌. Interested in law and old tech. Episcopalian ✝️. Kobold girl 🦎
Pinned
All I want is hot rock under the sun
I think I may keep a list of the different types of cider (I like cider) that I've tried at bars

So far:

- Pineapple
- Pomegranate
- Blackberry
- Wild berry
- Winter blend
Pomegranate cider + live music
February 6, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I should become an outsider artist and channel my mental health issues into it
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Current* conditions near Sturgeon Bay, WI:
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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it’s pretty wild that the the anti-woke crew has decided their next big project is to restore the public reputation of, uh, Jeffrey Epstein
Charles Manson.
February 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Timeline cleanse. Look at this furry little anti-depressant! 💕
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Amazing that the sample offered is the smoothest-brained backstory entry you could make
February 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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I mean!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
She kinda looks like me
#SteinsGate #シュタゲ
ショムニクリスティーナ
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
TIL that they re-released Altoid Sours under different branding

I've ordered the raspberry ones because they're the ones I'm most nostalgic for
February 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Every recent news about the Epstein Files have been like:
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Cadillac's race suits for 2026 are here! 🤩✨#F1
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
To what degree distinguishing attraction to children in various states of development is useful in sexology, they should have classified it as 'pedophilia type A', 'pedophilia type B', etc, instead of giving the job to Ray Blanchard
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The pedophile elite want you to submit to them.
NEW: Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon announced “we’re going to have ICE surround the polls come November,” and told Democrats they’re not going to “steal the country again.”

The comments come amid rising concerns that Trump is plotting to interfere in this year’s midterms. https://bit.ly/3O6AIBY
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Looks like I'm getting a decent tax return, based
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Shoutout to Fig here is excellent.
February 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
One of my niche takes is that I'm pro-graffiti
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.

What is she hiding?
February 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Doing a job interview while quitting nicotine
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM