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(she/her) 29. Midwest Princess living in D.C. Bi, trans, old soul [acoustic]. F1 fan (🐎🟥🟨). I like 🐷 & 🐌. Interested in law and old tech. Rat girl 🐀
My therapist: "If you eat food instead of stimulants, you'll feel better"
Me:
Me:
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My therapist: "If you eat food instead of stimulants, you'll feel better"
Me:
Me:
I don't know anything about Dragon Ball Z, but this just seems funny to me
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I don't know anything about Dragon Ball Z, but this just seems funny to me
The Supreme Court when Trump violates the clear letter of the law:
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Supreme Court when Trump violates the clear letter of the law:
Trying to find she/her in the pronoun menu of a Whitman-Walker intake form:
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trying to find she/her in the pronoun menu of a Whitman-Walker intake form:
My mood before and after putting in a Zyn:
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My mood before and after putting in a Zyn:
Instead of dying my hair after a messy breakup, taking colloidal silver and dying my skin blue
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Instead of dying my hair after a messy breakup, taking colloidal silver and dying my skin blue
I'm on the Metro with a guy that looks like this dude from Game of Thrones:
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'm on the Metro with a guy that looks like this dude from Game of Thrones:
His name is Ferdinand
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
His name is Ferdinand
How do you plan on convincing me that you're not just foaming at the mouth when you don't even bother to read your own article?
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
How do you plan on convincing me that you're not just foaming at the mouth when you don't even bother to read your own article?
Finding a National Guardsman on Grindr:
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Finding a National Guardsman on Grindr:
500 Jamaican Beef Patties
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
500 Jamaican Beef Patties
Certified George Lucas moment that most of these are fun worldbuilding, then the Nemoidians and Watto hit you like a dump truck
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Certified George Lucas moment that most of these are fun worldbuilding, then the Nemoidians and Watto hit you like a dump truck