Ariel Dovas
@eviloars.bsky.social
Creative Director at Salesforce; Co-Founder of The Secret Alley; AI for augmentation; hated for puns
Halp. Learning too much about litter boxes in classrooms.
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Halp. Learning too much about litter boxes in classrooms.
Is Turducken Donuts a thing?
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Is Turducken Donuts a thing?
Bro, this guy’s software knows SO MANY bad words. Like all the cusses, almost all of them.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bro, this guy’s software knows SO MANY bad words. Like all the cusses, almost all of them.
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Mamdani found Trump in the middle of the ideological möbius strip.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Mamdani found Trump in the middle of the ideological möbius strip.
Mamdani in the Oval, behind the desk, with Trump, talking about wealth disparity. This is wild.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mamdani in the Oval, behind the desk, with Trump, talking about wealth disparity. This is wild.
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I shouted out
"Who killed the CDC?"
When after all
It was a Kennedy
"Who killed the CDC?"
When after all
It was a Kennedy
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I shouted out
"Who killed the CDC?"
When after all
It was a Kennedy
"Who killed the CDC?"
When after all
It was a Kennedy
Wait what the heck?
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Wait what the heck?
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We're primarying John Fetterman.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We're primarying John Fetterman.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
When you do my intervention, just don’t make it feel too staged.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
When you do my intervention, just don’t make it feel too staged.
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Hitler Diary Reveals a Lost Berlin
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Hitler Diary Reveals a Lost Berlin
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It's another layer of national degradation and moral decline to see the political media treat child rape like just another horserace issue.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's another layer of national degradation and moral decline to see the political media treat child rape like just another horserace issue.
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
“Looks like the rain is over!”
(checks weather app)
“Ah.”
(checks weather app)
“Ah.”
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“Looks like the rain is over!”
(checks weather app)
“Ah.”
(checks weather app)
“Ah.”
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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Okay man.
Call for Schumer’s ouster as senate minority leader or this post means nothing.
Call for Schumer’s ouster as senate minority leader or this post means nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Okay man.
Call for Schumer’s ouster as senate minority leader or this post means nothing.
Call for Schumer’s ouster as senate minority leader or this post means nothing.
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was gonna joke that schumer agreed to add ballroom funding to the bill but decided it would be too believable
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
was gonna joke that schumer agreed to add ballroom funding to the bill but decided it would be too believable
Ross “Don’t” Dou That
the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ross “Don’t” Dou That
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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There is absolutely no doubt in my mind whatsoever that Cuomo is gonna attempt to join the Trump admin.
Andrew Cuomo is moving into Mar A Lago I guarantee it
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
There is absolutely no doubt in my mind whatsoever that Cuomo is gonna attempt to join the Trump admin.
Most annoying way possible
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Most annoying way possible
Who would watch this game and want to become a catcher
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Who would watch this game and want to become a catcher