When i was 11 at Disneyland i saw Linda Hamilton running full speed with her kid i think and for a full 5 seconds i was frozen in fear that i was in T2 and judgement day was happening in toon town
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
When i was 11 at Disneyland i saw Linda Hamilton running full speed with her kid i think and for a full 5 seconds i was frozen in fear that i was in T2 and judgement day was happening in toon town
"DOGE is eliminating the government's tape backups because they're too stupid to know why they're important" is the generous interpretation, when what they might actually be doing is stealing all the money and trying to destroy the records of them doing so.
April 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"DOGE is eliminating the government's tape backups because they're too stupid to know why they're important" is the generous interpretation, when what they might actually be doing is stealing all the money and trying to destroy the records of them doing so.
Omg my kid and her friend lost my expensive hairbrush so i said i was going to mass text the video of them in a summoning circle banishing kids from their class but they don’t care because one kid did move so it only makes them seem powerful!
March 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Omg my kid and her friend lost my expensive hairbrush so i said i was going to mass text the video of them in a summoning circle banishing kids from their class but they don’t care because one kid did move so it only makes them seem powerful!
“I don’t understand what produce in the Central Valley has to do with fires in LA” this is the subject of one of the most famous movies ever made, in which it is explained to Jack Nicholson at length by the director of The Maltese Falcon
January 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“I don’t understand what produce in the Central Valley has to do with fires in LA” this is the subject of one of the most famous movies ever made, in which it is explained to Jack Nicholson at length by the director of The Maltese Falcon
low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
Zuckerberg says people who leave his platforms are "virtue signaling"
January 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
Joe’s Crab Shack was one of my wildest jobs like being told to run your food out to 3 tables all at once because you gotta do the Cupid shuffle in 5 minutes is somethin
when i was a kid there was a commercial for Joe's Crab Shack using the song "simply irresistible" with the lyrics changed to "shrimply irresistible" and im not exaggerating when i say i think about it almost every day of my life. i've never been able to find it but i know it existed and it haunts me
December 18, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Joe’s Crab Shack was one of my wildest jobs like being told to run your food out to 3 tables all at once because you gotta do the Cupid shuffle in 5 minutes is somethin
i hate when a recipe that doesn’t contain parsley suddenly wants me to ‘garnish with parsley’ at the very end. what kind of johnny come lately bullcorn
December 9, 2024 at 12:26 PM
i hate when a recipe that doesn’t contain parsley suddenly wants me to ‘garnish with parsley’ at the very end. what kind of johnny come lately bullcorn
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