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Sada
@evi3zamora.bsky.social
Hyperbaric welder. Capricorn.
Humboldt county
When i was 11 at Disneyland i saw Linda Hamilton running full speed with her kid i think and for a full 5 seconds i was frozen in fear that i was in T2 and judgement day was happening in toon town
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Tired of bramble bushes and their thorns with their thick vines and thorns no one wants your weak ass berries stop attacking me
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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These guys sure were prolific emailers.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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"DOGE is eliminating the government's tape backups because they're too stupid to know why they're important" is the generous interpretation, when what they might actually be doing is stealing all the money and trying to destroy the records of them doing so.
April 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Omg my kid and her friend lost my expensive hairbrush so i said i was going to mass text the video of them in a summoning circle banishing kids from their class but they don’t care because one kid did move so it only makes them seem powerful!
March 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
you know what i think i prefer white refrigerators, i don’t like how my magnets look on the stainless steel it’s soulless
March 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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“I don’t understand what produce in the Central Valley has to do with fires in LA” this is the subject of one of the most famous movies ever made, in which it is explained to Jack Nicholson at length by the director of The Maltese Falcon
January 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
Zuckerberg says people who leave his platforms are "virtue signaling"
January 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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WHEN are we finally getting an adventures of pete & pete blu-ray release???
December 25, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Stresses my kid is gonna compare hand writing on the presents from me and Santa again this year
December 25, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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Can never watch Home Alone without yearning bitterly for pre-TSA airports
December 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Used to??? Don’t let me see a swing today.
Y'all remember we use to jump out of swings in mid air
December 24, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Joe’s Crab Shack was one of my wildest jobs like being told to run your food out to 3 tables all at once because you gotta do the Cupid shuffle in 5 minutes is somethin
when i was a kid there was a commercial for Joe's Crab Shack using the song "simply irresistible" with the lyrics changed to "shrimply irresistible" and im not exaggerating when i say i think about it almost every day of my life. i've never been able to find it but i know it existed and it haunts me
December 18, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Also worth noting, everyone came to All That with their mics on. We pre teens were getting live vocals every week 😮‍💨
December 15, 2024 at 12:51 PM
My kid just said “i heard a clatter did you hear that” a clatter? Lmfao who tf
December 11, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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"I don't think I'm allowed to kill something because I am frightened."
—Nikki Giovanni 💔

#poem #poems #poetry
December 10, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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Antiques Roadshow appraiser let me talk about my family's prized soup tureen for 4 minutes before telling everyone it was a chamber pot
December 9, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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i hate when a recipe that doesn’t contain parsley suddenly wants me to ‘garnish with parsley’ at the very end. what kind of johnny come lately bullcorn
December 9, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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He used SPORTS? Welp
BREAKING: New photos show UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson being killed in #NYC by a masked suspect “proficient in the use of firearms” who calmly shoots him from behind — “quickly” clearing a gun jam before opening fire on him again, cops say...

STORY: lawandcrime.com/crime/united...
New photos show masked suspect gunning down UnitedHealthcare CEO and fleeing on bike
Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare — one of the largest health insurers in the country — was shot and killed in New York City on Wednesday in a targeted attack, according to cops and reports.
lawandcrime.com
December 4, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Written how i need to know, with pen or scratched in
December 5, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Maybe it’s a good dish idk, whatever she was doing specifically though attacked my senses, drove me into my room for the night filled me with rage
December 4, 2024 at 6:52 AM
I always think about moving my
Parents in with me when they’re too old to live alone and then i remember every time my mom cooked liver and onions
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 AM
I like when people have fake names on the peloton leader board like sofonda cox. Hilarious stuff
December 3, 2024 at 5:02 PM