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Cum for the revolution, stay for the ??
Aotearoa 🇳🇿
I like pressing the like button, soz about it.
Less SFW account because employers are fucking narcs.
Cum for the revolution, stay for the ??
Aotearoa 🇳🇿
I like pressing the like button, soz about it.
Less SFW account because employers are fucking narcs.
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Ever Spookums 🦖
@everspookums.bsky.social
· Aug 16
If you eat lots of cum, you'll NEVER guess what your pineapples end up tasting like.
My grandma has sent me 4 different fake "Willie Nelson died today" Facebook posts this week. She doesn't care about Willie Nelson. I don't particularly care about Willie Nelson. I expect this to continue well after he actually dies.
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
My grandma has sent me 4 different fake "Willie Nelson died today" Facebook posts this week. She doesn't care about Willie Nelson. I don't particularly care about Willie Nelson. I expect this to continue well after he actually dies.
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gender newt
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
gender newt
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no you misunderstand it's a malicule we all just get together and listen to ali farka touré records
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
no you misunderstand it's a malicule we all just get together and listen to ali farka touré records
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I don't wear mostly black because I'm depressed (I am) it's because I spill shit on myself with frightening regularity.
August 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I don't wear mostly black because I'm depressed (I am) it's because I spill shit on myself with frightening regularity.
Hey, how do you tell your aunt one of her children is working in potentially the most evil company in the world, and is working on stuff that is not only helping the rise of fascism, but potentially actively providing material support to Genocide? Asking for a friend.
July 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hey, how do you tell your aunt one of her children is working in potentially the most evil company in the world, and is working on stuff that is not only helping the rise of fascism, but potentially actively providing material support to Genocide? Asking for a friend.
UPDATE: Audiologist has said my hearing loss has worsened dramatically compared to what it was before. yay
Unfortunately relevant today.
I struggle to remember to wear earplugs (thanks ADHD), and never bothered when I started In bands. I am lucky to only get frequent tinnitus, and not worse hearing loss (yet).
Please take it seriously.
I struggle to remember to wear earplugs (thanks ADHD), and never bothered when I started In bands. I am lucky to only get frequent tinnitus, and not worse hearing loss (yet).
Please take it seriously.
July 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
UPDATE: Audiologist has said my hearing loss has worsened dramatically compared to what it was before. yay
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Sean's other notable contributions to the media include an essay about him landing himself in hospital for jerking it too much, then thanking Boris Johnson for publishing his screed on jerking himself too much. 😭😭😭
www.spectator.co.uk/article/how-...
www.spectator.co.uk/article/how-...
June 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sean's other notable contributions to the media include an essay about him landing himself in hospital for jerking it too much, then thanking Boris Johnson for publishing his screed on jerking himself too much. 😭😭😭
www.spectator.co.uk/article/how-...
www.spectator.co.uk/article/how-...
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Also "I'm surprised you felt comfortable saying that aloud" carries some weight.
June 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Also "I'm surprised you felt comfortable saying that aloud" carries some weight.
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I’ve talked about it a lot but Discworld made me a better person and that’s a big reason I’m such an evangelist for it
there is a lot of stuff you can read as a teenager that will set you on a particular path, much of it bad
Discworld will teach you to care about people
there is a lot of stuff you can read as a teenager that will set you on a particular path, much of it bad
Discworld will teach you to care about people
Coincidentally, I was 14 in 1998 when I first discovered Discworld (and Mystery Science Theater 3000), and both saved my life & changed me for the better.
I had been introduced to LoTR even earlier than by both of my parents.
I had been introduced to LoTR even earlier than by both of my parents.
June 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ve talked about it a lot but Discworld made me a better person and that’s a big reason I’m such an evangelist for it
there is a lot of stuff you can read as a teenager that will set you on a particular path, much of it bad
Discworld will teach you to care about people
there is a lot of stuff you can read as a teenager that will set you on a particular path, much of it bad
Discworld will teach you to care about people
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Know your enemy: toe toe is a beautiful native tussock.
Pampas however is a dirty imposter that slices your fucking hands.
blog.doc.govt.nz/2022/05/10/p...
Pampas however is a dirty imposter that slices your fucking hands.
blog.doc.govt.nz/2022/05/10/p...
June 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Know your enemy: toe toe is a beautiful native tussock.
Pampas however is a dirty imposter that slices your fucking hands.
blog.doc.govt.nz/2022/05/10/p...
Pampas however is a dirty imposter that slices your fucking hands.
blog.doc.govt.nz/2022/05/10/p...
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it's pretty wild how throughout all of history nobody who has ever decided to argue that "actually a little bigotry is okay" ends up looking like one of the good guys and yet people are still lining up left and right for the opportunity to do so in the paper of record
May 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
it's pretty wild how throughout all of history nobody who has ever decided to argue that "actually a little bigotry is okay" ends up looking like one of the good guys and yet people are still lining up left and right for the opportunity to do so in the paper of record
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cis women! do the thing!
May 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
cis women! do the thing!
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stopping at every mile marker on the 600 mile drive and asking you to take a photo of me doing a thumbs up at every one
May 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
stopping at every mile marker on the 600 mile drive and asking you to take a photo of me doing a thumbs up at every one
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You're telling me milk shook this duck?
May 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You're telling me milk shook this duck?
This is what Big Little Hat wants you to believe.
You can’t hide nearly as many things under a hat as cartoons would like you to believe.
May 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is what Big Little Hat wants you to believe.
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Are you a sub? Or do you just have decision fatigue?
May 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Are you a sub? Or do you just have decision fatigue?
I wished on a star to win the lotto Powerball. That hasn't worked before, so I asked the full moon if it would trade my soul for the lotto win. I said "give me a sign if you're keen", and then I suddenly noticed the moon looks like a cat's face, if you kinda scrunch your eyes. I think that counts.
May 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I wished on a star to win the lotto Powerball. That hasn't worked before, so I asked the full moon if it would trade my soul for the lotto win. I said "give me a sign if you're keen", and then I suddenly noticed the moon looks like a cat's face, if you kinda scrunch your eyes. I think that counts.
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Are you a sub? Or do you just have decision fatigue?
May 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Are you a sub? Or do you just have decision fatigue?
Fire alarm goes off
In the mall while I'm pooping
Autumn day raining
In the mall while I'm pooping
Autumn day raining
May 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Fire alarm goes off
In the mall while I'm pooping
Autumn day raining
In the mall while I'm pooping
Autumn day raining
Accidentally bought a bass. This has happened to me too often in my life.
May 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Accidentally bought a bass. This has happened to me too often in my life.
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ghosting you but not in the quietly disappearing way. i'm doing shit with the lights in your house and popping out of closets doing inhuman shrieking
May 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
ghosting you but not in the quietly disappearing way. i'm doing shit with the lights in your house and popping out of closets doing inhuman shrieking
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self-titled eepy
May 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
self-titled eepy
Remember Aussies, preferential voting means you don't help the fascist's when you vote for your preferred party. Vote 1 for whatever weird party you like, just put the nasty ones at the bottom!
As a Greens voter in a solidly Liberal electorate, I don't hold out much hope of a change of MP. But maybe a solid swing to Green will show both major parties where the political winds are blowing.
I hope more electorates do vote in Green or Independant, though.
Fuck Dutton. Fuck all fascists.
I hope more electorates do vote in Green or Independant, though.
Fuck Dutton. Fuck all fascists.
May 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Remember Aussies, preferential voting means you don't help the fascist's when you vote for your preferred party. Vote 1 for whatever weird party you like, just put the nasty ones at the bottom!