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ahjeez.bsky.social
Puck's Second hand Skeleton Emporium and Bric-a-brac
@ahjeez.bsky.social
They/them. Artist, musician, noted small town eccentric. 39🔞

Profile pic alt: a purple pixel art skull floating in front of flames.
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In the next few weeks I'm going to be offering silly little sketches for around 5-10 nz bucks so I can pay this silly little ambulance bill.

You want a little something of your choice drawn by someone insane?

Watch this space while I work out some details
Any day now,
any day now,
I shall be released
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Every day that passes, my brother’s pain grows and his foot gets worse.
We’ve only raised $400 out of $800 needed for his surgery, and time is running out.
Please, don’t let him suffer any longer — help us save his foot before he loses it. 💔
@mommunism.bsky.social
gofund.me/394f690b
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Cakewalk watching me come crawling back
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Help me techno lesbians. Techno lesbians save me!

Reaper is turning me into the Jonkeler. I have my patches in the correct folder, I have my midi inputs and outputs set correctly, I have recording armed, it even sees that I am pressing keys, but there is no sound output.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Some older lady came up to me in the pharmacy and told me I'd never find a husband with legs like that (referring to my body hair??

I told her my wife jacks off specifically to my leg hair. (I have no wife, but that's no more her business than any of the rest of it)
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Everyone… I just need to rent a place to replace our tent. My family has fallen very sick because of it, Don’t forget us even with the ceasefire it’s an illusion to divert attention from us. Our suffering has worsened, the situation is extremely dire and I’ve lost everything except my trust in you.
My dearest friend set up the weekly and monthly donation options so that we can stay alive after a tent was destroyed just 100 meters away from us last night. The sand covered our faces while we were still alive.

I’m deeply depressed and can’t keep begging one by one for help anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I can always tell when I forgot to take my antihistamines the might before because I wake up with it looking like I got punched in the eye
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I love a fungus that looks like it was sculpted from expanding foam
Here's a unique pink mushroom for #FungiFriday...
California Satan's Bolete (Rubroboletus eastwoodiae) -
I spotted this one yesterday in Santa Rosa, Ca. One field guide describes them as having "ludicrous proportions". So true! 💚

#Fungi #Mushrooms #FungiFriends #iNat #NaturePhotos 📷
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Imagine passing out and you wake up with fucking Mehmet Oz peering down at you.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If I speak I will scream
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I am seeing so many more of the posts I actually *want* to see with the "rude" label and "threat" label turned off.

This shit is facile.
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It's probably fine that Lifeline Aotearoa can't afford to operate after midnight during an economic recession in the lead up to one of the most stressful holidays of the year.

🫠
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I like when people tell me that I'm good and have value. I dislike when I fall into an open sewer and die.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I was hunting around for the shut off button for the rude label for ages. It's pretty neatly hidden
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Every new technology is either a mechanical turk or phrenology redux
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
🎶 stop trying to convince me to monetise my hobbies 🎶

Not everything has to be a grind, holy shit
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I want a bass something fierce but every single one I've seen that I can afford is an active bass.

Bro I do not need my bass to sit there gnawing batteries. Pls.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ya boy has incomplete vax records and doesn't want measles so guess what the fuck is up?
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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People stop infantilizing food aversion (aka “picky eating”) challenge: Seemingly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Well the fireworks have made my nervous system extra nervous but I was also just presented a bowl of strawberries. So it's been an evening of swings and roundabouts.
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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I’m afraid of being banned forever.
Will you welcome me and help me reach my goal?
We are in urgent need of protection and a safe place to live. We’re raising support to help us escape danger and rebuild our lives in safety. Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to security and hope. 💛
kindly give :
#BringRuaaHome #SafetyForRuaa #HumanitarianAid
Project Bring Ruaa and Her Family to Safety
I'm helping my friend, Ruaa Naji, raise funds to help her family survive.
chuffed.org
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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EMERGENCY DRIVE FOR MAI’S BABY DELIVERY THIS WEEK and we’ve got 17 hours left ⚠️ please share!

Sure I have countdowns every day, but this one is truly one day only! Mai truly only has us to pay for her C-section and secure necessities like medicine.

169/1000 chuffed.org/project/hope...
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
At my most depressed I was unable to stay awake for more than about 4 hours a day and literally couldn't scare up the motivation to feed myself or check the mail.

It wasn't something I "had the luxury" to do, it cost me jobs, friendships, my physical health. I became malnourished.
please retire the phrase "i wish i had time to be depressed"

1) nobody has time to be depressed
2) depression doesn't care if you're busy
3) willing yourself to force through symptoms bc you have stuff to do is only effective for mild-medium depression, not severe
4) it's a shitty thing to say
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM