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ahjeez.bsky.social
Puck's Second hand Skeleton Emporium and Bric-a-brac
@ahjeez.bsky.social
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They/them. Artist, musician, noted small town eccentric. 39🔞

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Any day now,
any day now,
I shall be released
The New York Times building with a Spirit Halloween banner poorly superimposed onto it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Cakewalk watching me come crawling back
Asuka looks down on the viewer "Pathetic"
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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I have found the most incredible knock-off embroidered patch I have ever seen in my life and I'm nearly inconsolable. I'm howling.
On the left: the iconic NASA meatball logo. A round blue field with white stars, a prominent red arrow, and white orbit swoop over white lettering. On the left: the same logo but very poorly embroidered. The stars are rendered in splotches that look like bird shit, the type face is wonky with weirdly small S in the word NASA.
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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A worm on the sidewalk with eyes and bright pink glasses crudely drawn on
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Another in my series of Shadow saying absolutely unhinged bullshit from Bluesky posters
Shadow the Hedgehog with a speech bubble containing the quoted post
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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A second mushroom! 🍄 🧶
A crocheted mushroom with a teal stalk and purple top with large pink spots. It has an embroidered face with one closed eye, one open eye, and a squiggly mouth. It's blushing. Two crocheted mushrooms. One is red and white with a sweetly smiling face, the other is teal and purple with one eye closed and a squiggly mouth.
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Making another mushroom buddy. This one is a little high on his own supply.
The bottom half of a crochet mushroom. It's a little teal cylinder with an embroidered face with one eye closed and the mouth in a squiggle. It's blushing slightly
October 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Everyone shut up and look what I made!!! 🍄 🧶
A crochet amanita muscaria with a little smiling face embroidered on it. The same crochet amanita with an embroidered smiling face but from a slightly higher angle showing its spots
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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In my crochet basket era 🧶🧶
A small navy blue and maroon crocheted basket holding several airplants. In the background is a barnwood framed mirror
October 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Please come over. I made us a refreshing pitcher of nutritious potato water to enjoy together :)
A plastic pitcher filled with slices of potato and water.
October 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I *think* it's supposed to be a yuzu? There's a fairly famous photo of a capybara chilling with a yuzu on its head during the annual winter solstice yuzu bath at a zoo.
A capybara relaxing in a pool surrounded by yuzu, a yellowy orange citrus fruit. One yuzu is balanced on its head.
October 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I was immediately reminded of a blue crowned pigeon, which isn't a dig. They're gorgeous birds.
A blue crowned pigeon perching in a branch. It has light blue feathers on its breast and head, bright red eyes, and dark wings and tail. It has a large crown of light blue fuzzy feathers at the top of its head.
September 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Epic handshake meme. One arm is labelled Debil, the other Ska music. In the middle of their clasped hands is the wors "horns"
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Today's little quick fire sketch is courtesy of "make up a guy"

Say hello to Prophoe Patterson
A pencil sketch of a woman with long hair sitting at a table with runestones scattered around her. She has a pet pigeon on her shoulder and is smirking. One leg is crossed under the other at the table. A book lies closed near the edge of the table
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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This was the biggest Delorean I could afford 😞 can I still be in your car club?
A Hot Wheels Delorean in sparkly light blue with wild pinstriped livery with lightning
September 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Ehehehehe. My partner brought me in a wee posey from the garden 😚🥰
Fresh spring flowers from the garden in a glass of water in front of a mirror.
September 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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One of my treasured possessions is this Momotaro alarm clock who shouts at you with increasing volume to wake up the hell up.
A plastic alarm clock in the shape of Peach Boy with a pack slung over his shoulder and giving a peace sign. His mouth is open in a wide smile and his eyes are currently open. Next to the alarm clock is a multicolour crocheted marble bag.
September 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Welp. It's done.

The most cursed thing I've drawn (so far).
A colour pencil drawing of Ronald Mcdonald and the Burger King making woopie in a dumpster behind a Wendy's.
September 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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The usual progress of art is that I hate the art and myself a little bit less with every detail.

This is the opposite of that.

Won't anybody save me from myself???
A small section of a larger drawing I'm working on. The Burger King and Ronald McDonald share a tender embrace while fucking in a dumpster. It's coloured in with coloured pencils. Behind the dumpster on a brick wall is graffiti reading Pucca.
September 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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My walls were usually an art collage and pictures I cut out of Nat Geo but I did have this
The photo of the Hindenburg with the word "SHIT!" at the top
September 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I don't seek forgiveness for what it is I'm doing. I know no redemption awaits me.
An in progress sketch of Ronald Mcdonald and the Burger King making love in a dumpster. Both characters are loosely blocked in for now.
September 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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The pink rock orchid i rescued and repotted has rewarded me by flowering 🥹
A pink rock orchid plant in a orange plastic pot. It has chunky limbs, long thin leaves, and a spray of small pink orchid buds growing toward the top left of the frame. A close up of a pink rock orchid flower. It's small and a gorgeous light pinky magenta colour.
September 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Bwuh?
Buster from Arthur looks up dully with a mouthful of sandwich
September 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Today I put the finishing touches on the phone case I crocheted myself.

Maybe now I'll stop flinging the damn thing off my lap onto the ground.

🧶
A crocheted phone case with lanyard. It's made of purple granny squares and has a pink heart applique on the closing flap.
September 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Made my MIL a tea cozy with flowers. Crochet feels like magic ngl
A granny square crochet tea cozy in blue and various pinks. A pink dahlia with a bead in the centre and two roses one pink, one blue are attached near the spout. In the background is a large fern.
September 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM