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everspookums.bsky.social
Ever Spookums 🦖
@everspookums.bsky.social
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Cum for the revolution, stay for the ??
Aotearoa 🇳🇿

I like pressing the like button, soz about it.
Less SFW account because employers are fucking narcs.
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everspookums.bsky.social
Finally took something both anonymous AND that doesn't make me feel disgusting. Enjoy the lewd reflected from the rooftop window.
A selfie, heavily distorted by being a reflection of a rooftop window. It shows a masc person lying on a bed. They are wearing a black band T-shirt, and no pants. One leg is under the covers, and they are covering their genitals with their hand. They are looking away from the camera.
April 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
everspookums.bsky.social
Thank you for your clarification, I was about to cry and not sleep for weeks about the dilophosaurus slander.

As a thanks, have a picture of a potential dilophosaurus butt print.
A cast of the impression of a resting theropod, possibly a Dilophosaurus. It includes the footprints and a tail print. A small sign is on the cast, and an arrow pointing at what some think are feather impressions. The sign has a green border and contains Japanese text that I can't reproduce on here. Sorry.
April 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
everspookums.bsky.social
not my home but i know my way around*

*well, how to blast my way into mikoshi anyway
A screenshot of Arasaka tower from Cyberpunk 2077, with a giant blue holographic fish in front.
March 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
everspookums.bsky.social
Ok Trademe, you got me this time.
A screenshot of a notification from Trade Me, the Aotearoa version of Ebay. It says: "Only Fans is here No subscription fees, only fans. Things are heating up - cool down and shop n..." There is a small picture of an electric fan next to it.
February 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
everspookums.bsky.social
Just watching some terrible Christmas movie on Netflix, but daaaaamn, I want to know where Darren Barnett was on December 4th...
A picture of actor Darren Barnet, who looks vaguely similar to the December 4th shooter, who definitely isn't Luigi Mangione, as I was lecturing him in NZ about how terrible Ayn Rand is on that date.
December 24, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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Like this! They have little slots that you can hang on screws in the wall
A picture of a vaguely person shaped white coathook being held in front of two screw, to imply they hang on the screws
September 28, 2024 at 6:47 AM
everspookums.bsky.social
Elden Ring dlc is weird.
A picture of the statue "Quasi" by Ronnie van Hout, sitting atop a gallary in Wellington, New Zealand. It depicts a giant hand with a face, standing on it's pointer and middle fingers. It's thumb is bent like a hand on it's hip, and it's ring finger is tucked into the plan behind it. The little finger is just hanging.
August 26, 2024 at 9:11 PM
everspookums.bsky.social
My Uber is here
A picture of the ship Starbug from the show red dwarf. It is made up out of large spherical sections and sort of looks like a green grasshopper. The background it is flying over is a frozen mountain range
August 26, 2024 at 9:07 PM
everspookums.bsky.social
last four albums I listened too
The album art for "Comfort to Me" by Amyl and the Sniffers. It appears to be a drawing of a heavily distorted, melting blonde person in a sort of cartoony style. The album art for "Tangk" by Idles. It depicts an explosion on a black background The album art for "Heavy Jelly" by Soft Play (FKA Slaves). It depicts a green, circular, ridged jelly on a jelly stand in front of an orange background The album art for Great Haunting by Earth Tongue. It is black, with a green image of both members of the band standing in... Something? With a giant white hang behind them. There's trees and lightning there too.
August 9, 2024 at 11:22 PM
everspookums.bsky.social
Do you think this post lives up to the statement in your profile? She stated a boundary. It's ok to feel hurt and rejected, but you've chosen to lash out because of those feelings. Is this what the Buddha would teach?
A screenshot of snarky2.bsky.social's current profile as of 4/8/24, stating "I strive to always be nice to everyone".
August 3, 2024 at 11:21 PM
everspookums.bsky.social
Message me if you look like him
An illustration of Igon, from Shadow of the Erdtree, standing atop a mountain. You can see other peaks in the background, and lightning crashes behind him. He is a muscular man wearing ragged clothes and cloak, with a single pauldron, cloth face wrap and a floppy wizard style hat. In one hand he holds a massive wooden bow, in the other he holds a mighty harpoon.
August 3, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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This is the energy HE wants for us. #CurseYouBayle
A screenshot of Igon from Elden Ring, Shadow of the Erdtree
July 12, 2024 at 9:28 AM
everspookums.bsky.social
Me when she makes my teeth growl AND my under whirl.
A still from the Johnny Bravo cartoon where he is standing in a street.. Johnny is a buff man with a blonde pompadour, black t-shirt and sunglasses and jeans. His jaw has stretched cartoonishly to hit the ground because he has seen a pretty girl.
July 11, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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That person seeing this, then rapidly stopping to head back in your direction.
A still of the iconic Akira bike slide. A man dressed all in red with goggles on a red, curvy futuristic looking motorbike on a motorway in a cyperpunk city. He has turned the bike to the left, and is sliding to stop. He is using his foot to stop the bike from tipping over. There's a cool reflection on the bikes curved windscreen. It's cool as hell.
July 9, 2024 at 12:38 AM
everspookums.bsky.social
Fuck, I have been looking for that!
A screenshot of a webpage with a green background. It reads: Character Headcanon Generator Spookums Spookums has half of a watermelon under their bed. Create Headcanon This generator was created by @nullin- void on tumblr
July 9, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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thinkin about her. ..
A low resolution jpeg of the Matamp Green amp head. It has a watermark of a pricetag on it because I just screenshot a google image result.
July 8, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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Where does Diplocaulus fit into all this?
A photorealistic image of Diplocaulus. It is a green, triangle headed amphibian in a swamp of some kind
July 6, 2024 at 10:41 AM
everspookums.bsky.social
The inside out characters in my head
The Z fighters from Dragon Ball Z, circa the android saga. From Left to Right: Vegeta, arms folded Piccolo, in the back Krillin in front of Piccolo Trunks, between Krillin and Piccolo and slightly behind Goku Goku in the centre front Yamcha, behind Goku but to the right Gohan beside Goku, in front of Yamcha Tien and Chiaotzu at the far right, with Chiaotzu in front.
July 5, 2024 at 11:50 PM
everspookums.bsky.social
Best way to bring Wesker back for 9. Some real Metal Gear Solid 2 nonsense.
A screenshot of Albert Wesker from probably Resident Evil 6? I didn't play that one, and I just googled the image, but it seems right for the vibe. It's a picture from the shoulder up. He is a white man with slicked back platinum blonde hair (real piece of shit) with a black blazer with a square looking texture on it. He has a black gloves hand raising up to black sunglasses (of course) as though he's putting them on or taking them off).
July 5, 2024 at 4:36 AM
everspookums.bsky.social
Unfortunately relevant today.

I struggle to remember to wear earplugs (thanks ADHD), and never bothered when I started In bands. I am lucky to only get frequent tinnitus, and not worse hearing loss (yet).

Please take it seriously.
The silence brand meme, but the word brand has been poorly Photoshopped. Top text: Silence, silence. The middle image appears to be some kind of religious figure wearing a white hood and metal mask with their right hand raised up, palms out. Bottom text: A tinnitus is talking.
July 4, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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Thinkin' bout her :(
A picture of the pokemon Dunsparce on a white background. Jesus, this thing's weird. How do I describe it? Like a tsuchinoko, if you know what that looks like. Like a flat snake? Sort of a drill tail that looks like a buttplug. Little white angel's wings for some reason. It's yellow, with a little spot of white and teal strips on it's back. Blue fangs. I mean, there's more, but just know it looks weird.
June 30, 2024 at 10:40 AM
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Be the t-shirt bot you wanna see in the skyline.
A screenshot of an online tshirt generator. The preview tshirt says "It's times like these that BSky needs the t-shirt bots"
June 26, 2024 at 9:49 AM
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*Sighs* I should call her.
Quelaag from Dark Souls. She is a large black furry spider with veins of fire, and a nude human woman with long black hair covering her breasts growing out of the spider's head. You know, Dark Souls stuff.
June 26, 2024 at 9:27 AM
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Common Egg-Eating Snake my ass, that snake has an inflation kink.
A picture of a Common Egg-Eating Snake with a hugely inflated head, assumedly because it's eating an entire egg. Captions reads: Common Egg-Eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa photograph by Cristian Schneider
June 25, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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An extremely badly edited picture of George W Bush being told about the 9/11 attacks, with a Celestial Dragon from one piece badly edited over George's face.
June 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM