VimesoftheWatch
@vimesofthewatch.bsky.social
Real Name:Zach Burnett
Discworld, One Piece, MST3K/Rifftrax, and Doctor Who fan.
Atheist but laid-back about it.
He/him/they
Black Lives Matter.
Trans Rights are human rights.
Discworld, One Piece, MST3K/Rifftrax, and Doctor Who fan.
Atheist but laid-back about it.
He/him/they
Black Lives Matter.
Trans Rights are human rights.
Pinned
Favorite MST3K/Rifftrax riffs.
From "Trucker's Woman."
Bill:"He looks like 'Adult Bookstore Owner Walt Disney'."
From "Trucker's Woman."
Bill:"He looks like 'Adult Bookstore Owner Walt Disney'."
It's weird the Oops All Berries! contains an apology for existing in its name but lutefisk, balut, and pizzas or lasagnas ruined with asiago cheese do not.
#PersonalCulinaryMobyDicks
#PersonalCulinaryMobyDicks
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 AM
It's weird the Oops All Berries! contains an apology for existing in its name but lutefisk, balut, and pizzas or lasagnas ruined with asiago cheese do not.
#PersonalCulinaryMobyDicks
#PersonalCulinaryMobyDicks
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Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting https://theonion.com/man-who-drinks-5-diet-cokes-per-day-hoping-doctors-work-1819575868/
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting https://theonion.com/man-who-drinks-5-diet-cokes-per-day-hoping-doctors-work-1819575868/
I'm only 41, but this made me feel older than any amount of back pain or my knees occasionally popping when I stand up ever has(so far). Because those were the first consoles to release after my college years. Okay, college year singular(2002-2003), but still.
Me when I realized the Xbox 360 became 20 years old in November and the Wii & PS3 will be 20 years old later this year, making them all technically retro consoles.
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I'm only 41, but this made me feel older than any amount of back pain or my knees occasionally popping when I stand up ever has(so far). Because those were the first consoles to release after my college years. Okay, college year singular(2002-2003), but still.
Me when I realized the Xbox 360 became 20 years old in November and the Wii & PS3 will be 20 years old later this year, making them all technically retro consoles.
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Me when I realized the Xbox 360 became 20 years old in November and the Wii & PS3 will be 20 years old later this year, making them all technically retro consoles.
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I only realized this and felt obligated to do it.
If you don't know this reference, then I can consider you a TEAM PLAYER.
If you don't know this reference, then I can consider you a TEAM PLAYER.
January 1, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I only realized this and felt obligated to do it.
If you don't know this reference, then I can consider you a TEAM PLAYER.
If you don't know this reference, then I can consider you a TEAM PLAYER.
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
First day of 2025 vs last day of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
First day of 2025 vs last day of 2025
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the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Either The Beastie Boys "Sabotage" or just about any parody music video by Weird Al.
youtu.be/FklUAoZ6KxY?
youtu.be/FklUAoZ6KxY?
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Either The Beastie Boys "Sabotage" or just about any parody music video by Weird Al.
youtu.be/FklUAoZ6KxY?
youtu.be/FklUAoZ6KxY?
How I’m walking out of 2025 and entering to 2026:
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025 and entering to 2026:
"I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway."
Name a quote from a 90s film.
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway."
Monkey D Luffy, solely for the fact he would eat way too much.
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Monkey D Luffy, solely for the fact he would eat way too much.
December 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It is far more catchy than you'd think the dub opening of
a 1981 anime ripping off Star Wars while also being an adaptation of The Odyssey would be.
Although it is also so 80s, it can be seen from space.
youtu.be/OZ4c1X5ene8?
a 1981 anime ripping off Star Wars while also being an adaptation of The Odyssey would be.
Although it is also so 80s, it can be seen from space.
youtu.be/OZ4c1X5ene8?
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It is far more catchy than you'd think the dub opening of
a 1981 anime ripping off Star Wars while also being an adaptation of The Odyssey would be.
Although it is also so 80s, it can be seen from space.
youtu.be/OZ4c1X5ene8?
a 1981 anime ripping off Star Wars while also being an adaptation of The Odyssey would be.
Although it is also so 80s, it can be seen from space.
youtu.be/OZ4c1X5ene8?
Waiting for 2025 to end.
December 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Waiting for 2025 to end.
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Emily on Cynthia Rothrock:"She's kinda, sorta, a Caucasian female Bruce Lee, only Bruce knew how to pick his roles and occasionally got good scripts."
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Emily on Cynthia Rothrock:"She's kinda, sorta, a Caucasian female Bruce Lee, only Bruce knew how to pick his roles and occasionally got good scripts."
I get so damn tired of idiots complaining about Doctor Who, One Piece, Star Trek, etc., going "woke". They are almost always talking about series/franchises that already were progressive, just sometimes in a "Fair for its day" ways that they've gotten better at handling now.
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I get so damn tired of idiots complaining about Doctor Who, One Piece, Star Trek, etc., going "woke". They are almost always talking about series/franchises that already were progressive, just sometimes in a "Fair for its day" ways that they've gotten better at handling now.
Metal Gear Solid 3:Snake Eater. It's one of my favorite games of all time, after all.
Quote this with your favourite game NOW that was released in 2004, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)
Localisations/early access count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations/early access count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Metal Gear Solid 3:Snake Eater. It's one of my favorite games of all time, after all.
True story: when my brother Aaron found out all the cool people I share a birthday with:"What the hell? The only famous people I share a birthday with are Charlie Sheen & serial killer Albert DeSalvo."
Me:"I also share mine with MTG."
Aaron"...ugh. I'll stick with the serial killer."
Me:"I also share mine with MTG."
Aaron"...ugh. I'll stick with the serial killer."
MTG is a good example of how sometimes there isn't a "good guy" in a conflict. Sometimes, it's just 2 bad people, but on opposite sides.
Stop giving MTG credit for taking part in white nationalist infighting. Its just infighting. She is still among the worst of the worst. 2 Nazis fighting doesn't suddenly make one of them better.
‘I Was Just So Naïve’: Inside Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Break With Trump
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/m...
‘I Was Just So Naïve’: Inside Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Break With Trump
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/m...
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
True story: when my brother Aaron found out all the cool people I share a birthday with:"What the hell? The only famous people I share a birthday with are Charlie Sheen & serial killer Albert DeSalvo."
Me:"I also share mine with MTG."
Aaron"...ugh. I'll stick with the serial killer."
Me:"I also share mine with MTG."
Aaron"...ugh. I'll stick with the serial killer."