What ever happened to the great Western tradition of just listening to the guy at the local bar or pub who has uninformed opinions about everything and won't shut the hell up?

Fine, as long as it isn't that Canada Dry Bold from a few years ago.

It's not just you. I'm an early Millennial(1984, BTW. No joke intended there), and I feel similar 4 days a week minimum.

It's not terrible by "no-budget film made by a local guy/gal" standards , but it does still easily have the right levels of being unpolished, unprofessional, & goofy to warrant it having been on MST3K. We have the MST3K DVD & an unriffed one.(Hey, we take our bad/cheesy/cult media seriously here.)

And AC Odyssey works better as a fantastic unlicensed Xena game or unlicensed Wonder Woman prequel than as an Assassin's Creed game.

Kassandra now actually being the official canonical protagonist aside, she already was that in my mind day one since Alexios sounded like Strong Bad.

Well, there's a major content patch out tomorrow that adds New Game Plus, additional difficulty levels, replaying missions, new armor, new upgrade tiers, new cosmetic items, etc. So that alleviates that aspect somewhat on the gameplay/playable content front, at least.

4 types. You forgot "Giant Fuckin' Face Outta Nowhere In Silent Hill 4 That Made Me Nearly Pee Myself Even Though I'm A Full Grown Adult".

That might not be the official name.

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I still love that Usopp instantly wakes up Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji from being stealth knocked out by knowing his found family so well that he immediately exploits their one track minds and screaming, "There's a beautiful lady(for Sanji) sword master(for Zoro) with a whole bunch of meat!"(for Luffy)

There actually was a film featured on MST3K that was made in Huntinton, West Virginia.

Teenage Strangler.

youtu.be/XzyCAsBZeto?

Louisville is hours away, but it's still Kentucky, so I'm counting Return Of The Living Dead.

"Bum"? Is he a 1920s baseball heckler?

Pretty much. The Fantastia level in KH3D, Symphony of Sorcery, only has the Sorcerer's Apprentice version of Mickey as a non-combat character to interact with since there's not much to work with story-wise from Fantasia.
It DOES have the original film's music, though, which is cool.

youtu.be/yFajPxyd7N8?

I specified "the Fantasia version" of Chernabog because Chernabog is also the Polabian/Western Slavic God of Night, who, while having all things dark & evil attributed to him, wasn't demonized or a Satan-like figure like in Fantasia, because of the importance of duology in Slavic mythology.

Well, the Fantasia version of Chernabog is a very late-game boss in Kingdom Hearts 1 and Yen Sid is an important figure in the games, but otherwise Fantasia wasn't represented at all in it aside from a world in the 3DS game, Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance(with Chernabog back).

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Kevin:"Sorry, sorry. Mike. Mike, she wasn't real. She wasn't real.
Her hideous bulbous nose wasn't real."

Mike:"What about her horrible toupee?"

Kevin:"Not real. Not real." *Whispering* "Bill, hide the Lady Elaine puppet. The prank will have to wait."