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Bee (They/Them)
@eviljoy36.bsky.social
Non binary, Bi, Ace, Autistic, lab tech, and cat parent. 🩵🫙🧠.

Bad at the social part of social media.

Living on unceded Turrbal and Yuggera land.

PFP. Bitmoji of yellow haired Bee holding a moustache on a stick.

Banner. Progress pride flag

#139,831
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Like if you've never been or known a ward of the state kid you can go ahead and shut the fuck up before you even open your mouth because for these kids poverty and crime are not their choice, it's a choice made for them by a system that fails them
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If you have an auditory processing disorder, it often takes a moment to realise what was said. Your brain manually goes through words that fit the sounds that were made AND make sense in the context of what is happening.

My brain just completely failed in that task.
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I've worked with liquid nitrogen for 20+ years.

LN2 is -195.8⁰C.

TIL that liquid oxygen may condense at -183⁰C meaning the oxygen in the air can turn to liquid within LN2 storage devices.

I should have known this before.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I'm not a writer, but I do know what kind of stories I want to read.

I imagine a DnD adventuring party with an asexual bard (Lady Orc?) who goes hunting a giant spider.

The bard does not follow convention tropes and does not try to seduce the spider.

Tag line. I'm not here to fuck spiders.
Open call for submissions!

Seeking paranormal stories that centre asexual, aromantic, and aspec characters

Ghouls and ghosts, werewolves and vampires, cryptids and those that search for them — we want to see them 👀👻

Open from Sept. 15th to November 30th

paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co
🌈📚🪐💙
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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The SA Legislative Council will vote on minimum standards for rental homes tomorrow. If you care about renters, you know that minimum standards are a no-brainer: no other service that provides shelter to human beings for any extended period of time operates without standards for health/safety.
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'm absolutely not creeping on mothra here.

But, I am a why-man, and I need to be spooned.

Preferably by mothman.
i should be big spooning a woiman rn 😤
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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hi, can you do me a favor?

take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them

thank you, this is for science

here is my contribution
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Anthony Albanese and his mum who lived in public housing.
The trees kept voting for the axe because the axe told them its handle is made of wood...
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The trees kept voting for the axe because the axe told them its handle is made of wood...
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I have been in the ER full of sick people for hours with my N95, and not caught anything.

My family member with shit lungs on two immunosuppressants? Has been in an airport, an ER, a house with someone with an active COVID infection.

And not caught those infections due to their N95.
Masking works. My respirator has kept me free from Covid and flu for six years. 😷

Vaccines are great, but not inhaling viruses into your body is super cool when vaccines do not provide 100% protection. Vaccines & masking in combination FTW.
Canada could face ‘worst kind’ of flu season as experts warn evolving strain may be mismatch for vaccine | CBC News
With flu cases now rising in Canada, medical experts are bracing for a difficult influenza season linked to the global spread of an evolving H3N2 strain that could be a mismatch for this year’s vaccin...
www.cbc.ca
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Tattoo friends.

How do you feel about taking a piece of art (no copyright issues) to a tattooist and having them turn it into a tattoo.

Does it need to be a photograph quality copy, or can the tattooist put their spin on it?

If they change it, does that remove the love and care of the original?
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Gender is a performance, and I'm still in rehersal.
Gender is a performance but I don't have the script
Gender is a performance and I’m not off book yet.
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I'm not a writer, but I have been brainstorming some ideas with my friend who is.

I would absolutely love to read some asexual mothman stories.

So, creative types should get on this.
Open call for submissions!

Seeking paranormal stories that centre asexual, aromantic, and aspec characters

Ghouls and ghosts, werewolves and vampires, cryptids and those that search for them — we want to see them 👀👻

Open from Sept. 15th to November 30th

paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co
🌈📚🪐💙
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Anyways…
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I've worked with Better Renting for a few years on projects like indoor temperature tracking, the renters' envoy to Parliament, the most recent federal election campaign, & a couple of stories in the media. Please consider donating so we can keep fighting for renters!

chuffed.org/project/ethi...
EthicalJobs.com.au wants to double your donation to Better Renting
As a social enterprise, EthicalJobs.com.au makes regular donations to Australian charities to support their work for a more just, more equitable and more sustainable world. We’ve donated over $1.8 mil...
chuffed.org
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Ahem

Today my debut novel #Gunnawah officially became the Number 1 best seller

That means I'll get a private jet, and a 10 year supply of Grey Goose and Tim Tams, and a marching team of cartwheeling dachshunds and . . . . .

(I'll just get a red sticker on the front cover 😎)

#booksky #danke
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Vyvanse recall lot numbers
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@dgar.bsky.social

I just saw one of your terrible (wonderful?) jokes, and I realised I hadn't seen you post in ages.

I scrolled your page, and I can see that you're still posting. Im just not seeing it.

Anyway, your jokes make me smile.
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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It hasn't sunk in to folks yet how truly remarkable it is that Mamdani won. It's absolutely incredible.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Someone took the $5 note.

It was there for about 4 months.

I'm a little bit upset.
Someone has pinned a $5 note to the notice board in the staff team room at work.

It has been there for over a month, and no one has claimed it.

We are all treating it like a social experiment now.
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Blogged yesterday:

Presumption of Innocence? Not if you're on welfare phonakins.com/2025/11/03/p...
Presumption of Innocence? Not if you’re on welfare
Oh, we live in exiting times. Exiting time where, because the cops couldn’t catch the sov cit who killed a couple of them, we get to seem the “Labor” party try to pass legislation…
phonakins.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM