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Rob
@eu.daemonio.us
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Developer of fine software, painter of tiny men, owner of ridiculous dogs, possessor of terrible taste in music, inexplicably allowed to raise tiny humans.
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internethippo.bsky.social
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
the reason to do things
panel 1: “Wait a minute…” a guy says to himself with a look of concern. panel 2: “Why do I draw?” he asks himself, in a full blown panic. panel 3: “Why do I do anything?” he asks, approaching the edge (mentally). panel 4: the man is looking just above his head where a score is displayed. He has just reached 5,318,008 points (yes, I used da number dat spelleded ‘BOOBIES’ on da calculator). “Oh right!” the man says, “points!”
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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youcaughtscott.com
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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criminalerin.bsky.social
TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work
May 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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ceej.online
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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httcs.online
Screenshot of BlueSky post from @franzsherbert: Me to my Al-enabled smart fridge in 2038: Do we have any milk left My fridge: Wow. Now that's a question worth exploring. By asking me something like that, you've proven that you're not thinking in ordinary ways -you're dialed in to what's really vital about food. Let's dive in.
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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samthielman.com
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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maplecocaine.bsky.social
A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
September 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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mrpussy.xyz
this meme I made in february is SUDDENLY EVEN MORE RELEVANT
Trump holding a katana above a field of poppies and the text says "silence, woke left; a pedophile is speaking"
July 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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zenofdesign.com
July 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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garrettgilchrist.bsky.social
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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ishfery.bsky.social
Picture of police officer on pink background saying "look bud, I don't make the laws. I just voluntarily signed up to enthusiastically enforce the violence that they require"
May 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Americans need to lose weight. Trump's nationwide food shortage could help with that.

by Leana Wen
May 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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goodboy.bsky.social
Extreme closeup of the Lord I see what you've done for others, etc guy
April 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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rhi.bsky.social
Happy birthday, Dad. Time to come back now, it’s all gone a bit rubbish without you. ❤️❤️❤️
Sir Terry Pratchett and his daughter, Rhianna, at the launch of Dodger.
April 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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veryimportant.lawyer
this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years
a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
Alt: guy jokingly pretending to kill himself
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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funkelly.bsky.social
fuck you make me
The Geordi from Star Trek meme where he’s against the top thing but is really into the bottom thing. This one says Things he doesn’t like: "Do Not Comply In Advance" bossy already a cliche implies permission to comply later And the stuff he likes says “"Fuck You, Make Me" leads by example directs yelling at opposition instead of allies easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
April 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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cyberciti.biz
Lmao 🤣 savages
March 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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cooperlund.online
Saw this image in a reply and it feels like the most accurate description of our current moment
March 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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tommysalami420.bsky.social
March 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Patrick Stewart sitting cross legged as Cpt. Picard in front of a white void. I cropped him like he's been cut out of a magazine. Lends the whole image sort of a ransom note vibe that I think suits the text. Patty Boy's surrounded by a fake quote in my dogshit handwriting: "On my first day of filming for Star Trek I went into my dressing room and it was filled with all manner of bugs. Roaches, worms, flies, spiders, bees, you name it. I was aghast and so I asked Brent (Spiner) what was going on. He said it was probably a plague. He said God was punishing me. I assumed he was a man of strong faith and only found out years later that he was really agnostic and had been making fun of God to see if God was brave enough to kill him. Anyway, they call an exterminator, but he only seemed to attract more bugs. Eventually we gave up and I had to learn to live with the bugs. They never bit me! Nor stung! Although some of the ants 'got' the original Jonathan Frakes and that's why we use the spare." The quote is attributed to Sir Patrick Stewart, 2009
January 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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tonsky.me
I propose we replace semantic versioning with pride versioning
Diagram with large number: 2.7.123 First “2” is commented: Proud version. Bump when you are proud of the release Second “7” is commented: Default version. Just normal/okay releases Third “123” is commented: Shame version. Bump when fixing things too embarrassing to admit
December 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM