Es
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[they/them, fae/faer] | pre-2000 entity | 🏳️⚧️ | 18+ | friend of eggbug | I have many hobbies that I'm trying to get better at talking about | fuck AI
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Es
@es.vespre.net
· Oct 17
social media is stupid but unfortunately I live for the brain rot
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I've had this image in my head for several months now and have to get it out
January 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I've had this image in my head for several months now and have to get it out
been having a lot of 30- to 36-hour days lately
sleep schedules are hard,
sleep schedules are hard,
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
been having a lot of 30- to 36-hour days lately
sleep schedules are hard,
sleep schedules are hard,
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This account was dangerous enough on the other website but it's lethal here in the land of Joke Understanders
January 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
This account was dangerous enough on the other website but it's lethal here in the land of Joke Understanders
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This. Fuck, this so often
![Tumblr post: [guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jhbsgfgcf354i7d5d3go2xdq/bafkreidk2xmbnpoes7nrzv5thdczabaqnnqtx5mmzjalhtv3bjqp4whsiy@jpeg)
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
This. Fuck, this so often
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I'm dying this is the funniest thing I've seen THE LOCAL NEWS do in years.
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I'm dying this is the funniest thing I've seen THE LOCAL NEWS do in years.
looking into other desktop environments since Cinnamon seems to be a bit of a resource sink. like my PC can handle it fine but something lighter would be nice
I know Mint has three "default" environments and MATE and Xfce both look decent, but wonder how hard it'd be to get something else working…?
I know Mint has three "default" environments and MATE and Xfce both look decent, but wonder how hard it'd be to get something else working…?
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
looking into other desktop environments since Cinnamon seems to be a bit of a resource sink. like my PC can handle it fine but something lighter would be nice
I know Mint has three "default" environments and MATE and Xfce both look decent, but wonder how hard it'd be to get something else working…?
I know Mint has three "default" environments and MATE and Xfce both look decent, but wonder how hard it'd be to get something else working…?
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
[current-events-adjacent fukkit]
January 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
[current-events-adjacent fukkit]
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This image still cracks me up
January 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
This image still cracks me up
godsdamn, the reddit randos and recipe websites weren't kidding when they said adding corn starch to the eggs when breading stuff makes for better breading. crunchiest tofu bites I've made yet, no contest
definitely gotta do this next time chicken is affordable. or if steak is *ever* affordable, ha
definitely gotta do this next time chicken is affordable. or if steak is *ever* affordable, ha
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
godsdamn, the reddit randos and recipe websites weren't kidding when they said adding corn starch to the eggs when breading stuff makes for better breading. crunchiest tofu bites I've made yet, no contest
definitely gotta do this next time chicken is affordable. or if steak is *ever* affordable, ha
definitely gotta do this next time chicken is affordable. or if steak is *ever* affordable, ha
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Dreaming of making dangerous rhythm games that would tie me up in the international legal system for the rest of my life.
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Dreaming of making dangerous rhythm games that would tie me up in the international legal system for the rest of my life.
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January 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
so
thermal paste probably needs replacing
whatever skill I have with PCs is largely limited to the software side of things so that'll be fun to figure out
... it also definitely needs a bit of proper dusting, I have since been warned against compressed air and it wasn't entirely working anyway <<;
thermal paste probably needs replacing
whatever skill I have with PCs is largely limited to the software side of things so that'll be fun to figure out
... it also definitely needs a bit of proper dusting, I have since been warned against compressed air and it wasn't entirely working anyway <<;
January 11, 2026 at 5:50 AM
so
thermal paste probably needs replacing
whatever skill I have with PCs is largely limited to the software side of things so that'll be fun to figure out
... it also definitely needs a bit of proper dusting, I have since been warned against compressed air and it wasn't entirely working anyway <<;
thermal paste probably needs replacing
whatever skill I have with PCs is largely limited to the software side of things so that'll be fun to figure out
... it also definitely needs a bit of proper dusting, I have since been warned against compressed air and it wasn't entirely working anyway <<;
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This is how they played The First of Us
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This is how they played The First of Us
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thankfully I buy stop n shop store brand frozen tots (a lot) but if you use ore-ida or sysco tots, take a break from em
This is like the millionth recall I’ve heard about recently
How many people don’t hear about them? More than not, probably
How many people don’t hear about them? More than not, probably
Frozen Tater Tots Recalled in 26 States Due to Possible Contamination with Plastic
More than 38,000 cases of frozen tater tots have been recalled over concerns they may contain hard plastic fragments. McCain Foods USA Inc. issued a voluntary recall of approximately 38,853 cases of O...
people.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:54 AM
thankfully I buy stop n shop store brand frozen tots (a lot) but if you use ore-ida or sysco tots, take a break from em
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C’est une ClayStation
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
C’est une ClayStation
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Timmy Turner's Dad now has 24 years left to live.
He will expire on January 10th, 2050.
He will expire on January 10th, 2050.
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Timmy Turner's Dad now has 24 years left to live.
He will expire on January 10th, 2050.
He will expire on January 10th, 2050.
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Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
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Here are the brands and sizes recalled 👇🏻
this is a serious recall. please check your fridge if you buy these brands.
this is a serious recall. please check your fridge if you buy these brands.
January 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Here are the brands and sizes recalled 👇🏻
this is a serious recall. please check your fridge if you buy these brands.
this is a serious recall. please check your fridge if you buy these brands.
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Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Mamdani’s New York is out of control