Look I want to support the youth but these Young Goths are not it. You guys should be cosplaying Victorian-era consumption vibes, not anime-inspired clown goth lite. You can be goth or you can be Juggalo, there is no in-between.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Look I want to support the youth but these Young Goths are not it. You guys should be cosplaying Victorian-era consumption vibes, not anime-inspired clown goth lite. You can be goth or you can be Juggalo, there is no in-between.
Do you really think I’m dumb enough to fall for barrel leg jeans
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Do you really think I’m dumb enough to fall for barrel leg jeans
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
Oh weed makes you paranoid? Skill issue. I can get high and have a good time thinking deep thoughts about the Bronze Age collapse
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Oh weed makes you paranoid? Skill issue. I can get high and have a good time thinking deep thoughts about the Bronze Age collapse
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can someone please explain to me why my brain just helpfully suggested "Twink Nosferatu" like that's a completely normal concept to be thinking about
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
can someone please explain to me why my brain just helpfully suggested "Twink Nosferatu" like that's a completely normal concept to be thinking about
“Cops Are Facebook People, Too” the monkey diseases assessment came from the same group of people who claim they catch overdoses by looking at fentanyl from across the street
October 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“Cops Are Facebook People, Too” the monkey diseases assessment came from the same group of people who claim they catch overdoses by looking at fentanyl from across the street
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i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature
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the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn
God I hope the simulation is starting to degrade
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
God I hope the simulation is starting to degrade
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Do you think John Wick is a training program for Neo
October 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Do you think John Wick is a training program for Neo
Don’t buy one of those fancy Japanese toilets. As someone with a bidet attachment at home, you’ll get used to it and when you travel to toilets without one, you’ll feel like God’s least favorite skidmark
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Don’t buy one of those fancy Japanese toilets. As someone with a bidet attachment at home, you’ll get used to it and when you travel to toilets without one, you’ll feel like God’s least favorite skidmark
Morning, I forgot how old I was so I had to do the math by counting decades on my fingers
October 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Morning, I forgot how old I was so I had to do the math by counting decades on my fingers
If you see a person in a cooking video use Graza olive oil, their parents pay their rent
October 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If you see a person in a cooking video use Graza olive oil, their parents pay their rent
Remember when you could be old and drink on a weeknight and not hear the nonsense of youth? Next to me in this bar:
Guy 1: “bro if Hitler made good art, he’d be Francis Bacon”
Guy 2: “bro I don’t even know who Francis Bacon is”
Guy 1: “I know you don’t, bro. I know.”
Guy 1: “bro if Hitler made good art, he’d be Francis Bacon”
Guy 2: “bro I don’t even know who Francis Bacon is”
Guy 1: “I know you don’t, bro. I know.”
October 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Remember when you could be old and drink on a weeknight and not hear the nonsense of youth? Next to me in this bar:
Guy 1: “bro if Hitler made good art, he’d be Francis Bacon”
Guy 2: “bro I don’t even know who Francis Bacon is”
Guy 1: “I know you don’t, bro. I know.”
Guy 1: “bro if Hitler made good art, he’d be Francis Bacon”
Guy 2: “bro I don’t even know who Francis Bacon is”
Guy 1: “I know you don’t, bro. I know.”
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I’m sure it’s fine that we’re all trapped in one old guy’s dying mind
September 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’m sure it’s fine that we’re all trapped in one old guy’s dying mind
I just think our bodies would be more efficient if we transitioned to a cloaca-based system
September 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I just think our bodies would be more efficient if we transitioned to a cloaca-based system
I love when airlines try to guilt you into gate-checking a bag for a full flight. Bitch I planned when I packed carefully for my trip. How about you plan to sell enough tickets and have enough space, fuck
September 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I love when airlines try to guilt you into gate-checking a bag for a full flight. Bitch I planned when I packed carefully for my trip. How about you plan to sell enough tickets and have enough space, fuck
The worst person from my high school is still a Disney adult
September 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The worst person from my high school is still a Disney adult
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Just saw The Long Walk. Men will literally join a televised death march across a ruined America instead of going to therapy.
September 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just saw The Long Walk. Men will literally join a televised death march across a ruined America instead of going to therapy.
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Call your senators today. Tell them, "I love gambling." Then make some smooching noises. Then meow a couple times. Who knows what'll work with those clowns.
September 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Call your senators today. Tell them, "I love gambling." Then make some smooching noises. Then meow a couple times. Who knows what'll work with those clowns.
The best part of the offroad jeep tour I took through the desert today was the older lady next to me who could NOT stop farting and never once copped to it
September 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The best part of the offroad jeep tour I took through the desert today was the older lady next to me who could NOT stop farting and never once copped to it
All large appliances should come with wheels installed
September 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
All large appliances should come with wheels installed
If the shitty old boomers in our lives continue down their chosen paths of being awful people, maybe we start an old folks home where the only hydration comes from one giant gerbil bottle and they have to joust daily for access to medications
September 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If the shitty old boomers in our lives continue down their chosen paths of being awful people, maybe we start an old folks home where the only hydration comes from one giant gerbil bottle and they have to joust daily for access to medications
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technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight
September 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight
Imagine if there was a pill boomers could take that would automatically switch their knee-jerk disgust of the word “socialism” with an actual understanding of the definition of “fascism”
September 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Imagine if there was a pill boomers could take that would automatically switch their knee-jerk disgust of the word “socialism” with an actual understanding of the definition of “fascism”