Guy 2: “I’ve chased a bunch of vans down the street, you can do that sort of thing on a bike”

Then he got up to go to the bathroom because he “got too upset”

They just high-fived across the table about how right they were when they were teenagers and how vindicated they feel now, but, as two white dudes, they also feel they will be “executed by this regime” first

Guy 1 just said he was 13 years old in 2002, which means he’s not THAT much younger than me so he should definitely be choosing his friends better than this

Guy 2: “that was us! Cheers to us, man!”

Guy 2 goes to DSA meetings in New York and has claimed responsibility for the existence of Zohran

Everything Guy 2 says is a bit where the main character doesn’t realize how much stupider he is than everyone else in the room

Guy 1 is speaking to Guy 2 like he’s teaching sign language to a monkey

Guy 2 lives in New York (but isn’t from there) and gas a shitty opinion of everyone who lives on Long Island (“we don’t claim them, just live in the city!”) but is also wearing sandals (gross).

Per the DM….