Eric Matisoff
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hot take i think we should ban sports gambling before someone gets shot
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
hot take i think we should ban sports gambling before someone gets shot
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they're gonna show that game on a loop at CIA black sites for years
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
they're gonna show that game on a loop at CIA black sites for years
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good morning, gameday morning. go birds.
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
good morning, gameday morning. go birds.
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
Why’s Aetna sending me this like I should be excited?
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Why’s Aetna sending me this like I should be excited?
Why are there so many people in the business world that can't properly use Slack threads?
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why are there so many people in the business world that can't properly use Slack threads?
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Howie Roseman is somehow gonna trade a fifth-rounder for the Epstein Files
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Howie Roseman is somehow gonna trade a fifth-rounder for the Epstein Files
And yet @phillies.com is skeetless
All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And yet @phillies.com is skeetless
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
ALERT: this is not a song you should sing karaoke to.
Especially at a work conference welcome reception.
Where I’m working the booth right next to the karaoke stage.
This past Tuesday.
Because .. yikes.
Especially at a work conference welcome reception.
Where I’m working the booth right next to the karaoke stage.
This past Tuesday.
Because .. yikes.
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
ALERT: this is not a song you should sing karaoke to.
Especially at a work conference welcome reception.
Where I’m working the booth right next to the karaoke stage.
This past Tuesday.
Because .. yikes.
Especially at a work conference welcome reception.
Where I’m working the booth right next to the karaoke stage.
This past Tuesday.
Because .. yikes.
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Happy Mischief Night, dickheads
October 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Happy Mischief Night, dickheads
Wait so AT&T has Luke Wilson walking in farmland talking about T-Mobile and T-Mobile has Billy Bob Thornton walking in farmland talking about Verizon?
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wait so AT&T has Luke Wilson walking in farmland talking about T-Mobile and T-Mobile has Billy Bob Thornton walking in farmland talking about Verizon?
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🎃 NEW PLAYLIST 🎃
HALLOWEEN CAROLS
the reason for the season
Apple Music:
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Spotify:
open.spotify.com/playlist/1Py...
YouTube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQu...
HALLOWEEN CAROLS
the reason for the season
Apple Music:
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Spotify:
open.spotify.com/playlist/1Py...
YouTube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQu...
Halloween Carols
open.spotify.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🎃 NEW PLAYLIST 🎃
HALLOWEEN CAROLS
the reason for the season
Apple Music:
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Spotify:
open.spotify.com/playlist/1Py...
YouTube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQu...
HALLOWEEN CAROLS
the reason for the season
Apple Music:
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Spotify:
open.spotify.com/playlist/1Py...
YouTube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQu...
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Kevin Patullo finally called the Saquon TD play
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Kevin Patullo finally called the Saquon TD play
Trying out the Atlas browser and .. having chatgpt as the default search engine is a terrible experience
October 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trying out the Atlas browser and .. having chatgpt as the default search engine is a terrible experience
You can safely assume that anything that doesn't work on the Internet today is, specifically, Jeff Bezos's fault
October 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You can safely assume that anything that doesn't work on the Internet today is, specifically, Jeff Bezos's fault
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Dave Matthews tour manager checking out the diarrhea jet
a man in a suit is sitting in a chair in front of a microphone with a w logo on his jacket .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair in front of a microphone with a w logo on his jacket .
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Dave Matthews tour manager checking out the diarrhea jet
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Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Can the Dodgers put Kershaw back in please?
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Can the Dodgers put Kershaw back in please?
Wild that it took Yamamoto and Kershaw to wake up our bats but I’ll take it!
October 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Wild that it took Yamamoto and Kershaw to wake up our bats but I’ll take it!
It’s gotta be the powder blues
October 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It’s gotta be the powder blues
Why does Newark airport think ANYONE IN THE WORLD wants to sit in chairs that are nailed to the ground?
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why does Newark airport think ANYONE IN THE WORLD wants to sit in chairs that are nailed to the ground?
Mets down 4-0 with the bases loaded and two outs and slugger Pete Alonso at the plate
😈
😈
September 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Mets down 4-0 with the bases loaded and two outs and slugger Pete Alonso at the plate
😈
😈
Me when I schedule a 1:1 with a peer at work
September 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Me when I schedule a 1:1 with a peer at work