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Eric Matisoff
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Fun fact - they changed to IT’S HERE in August
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Why’s Aetna sending me this like I should be excited?
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Was at the game last night.
Can confirm.
Was not lovely at all.
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mets down 4-0 with the bases loaded and two outs and slugger Pete Alonso at the plate

😈
September 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Me when I schedule a 1:1 with a peer at work
September 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
On this Eagles opening day against the Cowboys where even in North Jersey, not 25 mins from MetLife, I’m getting a slew of Go Birds’s, I treated myself to this thing of beauty. My apologies for your salivation @benjamingaines.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Still so amped. What an epic show this was
August 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
hahaha I love Philadelphia
August 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Huge congrats to Travis Kelce on his engagement! I'll be celebrating tonight by watching the game that led to his most famous moment (as shown visually below)
August 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Love the tiny screen MLB app feature … 😒
August 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
POOT Game
August 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Two small but mighty Adobe Analytics/CJA features in Workspace that you may not know about:
July 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sadly, a pretty significant hiatus after Chester died
July 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Oh the dangers of sharing your Apple Music subscription for Alexa kid requests…
July 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Be safe out there friends.

If it can happen to Apollo Creed, it can happen to anyone
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hmm. This inning has been
July 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
That very first sentence explaining the life and times hits pretty hard
July 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Pretty excited to get outside for the first time since I got home from surgery. Even if it’s 88 degrees out.
June 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Googled ACL and went down a rabbit hole on Reddit
June 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Awake from surgery and I see the lack of scoring streak continues…
June 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
June 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Also me when I go outside
June 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Eat your heart out @usujason.hippieceo.com
June 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yahoo Sports gets it #poopGame
June 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Scared to ask what’s going on at my gate in Newark. It’s a 9am flight, not a 6am…
May 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM