Eric Schulmiller
@ericbop.bsky.social
Cantor. Writer. Ice Cream Eater. Words for NYTimes, New Yorker, The Atlantic, The Forward, McSweeney’s Schulmiller.strikingly.com
@elongreen.bsky.social was that you who called?
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@elongreen.bsky.social was that you who called?
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"We're all standing. I'm just very tall."
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"We're all standing. I'm just very tall."
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What a photograph.
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What a photograph.
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
Whoever runs the Homeland Security Twitter account needs to be brought before the Hague
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Whoever runs the Homeland Security Twitter account needs to be brought before the Hague
When I first saw “family of bears” I thought it was the other one and tbh Leonard Berenstain would’ve been a hilarious name for the dad.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
When I first saw “family of bears” I thought it was the other one and tbh Leonard Berenstain would’ve been a hilarious name for the dad.
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In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
@maris.bsky.social should I get this for $1 y/n?
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
@maris.bsky.social should I get this for $1 y/n?
I Ate Too Much Candy And Now I Have A Tummy Ache: The Sequel
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I Ate Too Much Candy And Now I Have A Tummy Ache: The Sequel
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You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can't make this up.
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Homey literally said "touch mass"
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Homey literally said "touch mass"
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Finally, a beer that is not woke
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Finally, a beer that is not woke
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every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
Nerdy fit of the day
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Nerdy fit of the day
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Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
Made my rally sign!
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Made my rally sign!
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cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
@britinacheng.bsky.social Luis Guzman was in Punch-Drunk Love why is it not showing up today? Thanks!
October 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@britinacheng.bsky.social Luis Guzman was in Punch-Drunk Love why is it not showing up today? Thanks!
A splash of water can open up a whiskey’s flavor, and nobody likes watered down coffee. So…shouldn’t there be coffee stones instead of whiskey stones?
September 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A splash of water can open up a whiskey’s flavor, and nobody likes watered down coffee. So…shouldn’t there be coffee stones instead of whiskey stones?
New sanity-retention strategy as a Mets/Jets fan:
Any day that the Mets or Jets are more than one game out of playoff contention, I will watch a movie from the Criterion collection instead of their game.
Today could be my last two-game watch day for the season? We shall see…
Any day that the Mets or Jets are more than one game out of playoff contention, I will watch a movie from the Criterion collection instead of their game.
Today could be my last two-game watch day for the season? We shall see…
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
New sanity-retention strategy as a Mets/Jets fan:
Any day that the Mets or Jets are more than one game out of playoff contention, I will watch a movie from the Criterion collection instead of their game.
Today could be my last two-game watch day for the season? We shall see…
Any day that the Mets or Jets are more than one game out of playoff contention, I will watch a movie from the Criterion collection instead of their game.
Today could be my last two-game watch day for the season? We shall see…
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It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
September 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.