Eric Schulmiller
@ericbop.bsky.social
Cantor. Writer. Ice Cream Eater. Words for NYTimes, New Yorker, The Atlantic, The Forward, McSweeney’s Schulmiller.strikingly.com
I would reallocate half the national defense budget to help Greta Gerwig realize her childhood dream
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I would reallocate half the national defense budget to help Greta Gerwig realize her childhood dream
@maris.bsky.social should I get this for $1 y/n?
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
@maris.bsky.social should I get this for $1 y/n?
Nerdy fit of the day
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Nerdy fit of the day
Made my rally sign!
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Made my rally sign!
Your one-stop shop for a shotgun wedding?
September 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Your one-stop shop for a shotgun wedding?
The soundtrack from @jamesgunn.bsky.social Superman is bangin!
August 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The soundtrack from @jamesgunn.bsky.social Superman is bangin!
Dropping our kid off at college, and wandered into local Rochester bookstore and it’s heavenly @bookeater.bsky.social @jasondiamond.bsky.social @maris.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Dropping our kid off at college, and wandered into local Rochester bookstore and it’s heavenly @bookeater.bsky.social @jasondiamond.bsky.social @maris.bsky.social
👀 Doesn’t say what percentage went to each candidate, but since Mamdani only raised $58k island-wide, it’s mostly the other guys…
August 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
👀 Doesn’t say what percentage went to each candidate, but since Mamdani only raised $58k island-wide, it’s mostly the other guys…
He lost his shirt when Ben hustled him at pool.
August 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He lost his shirt when Ben hustled him at pool.
Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna
July 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna
What’s the exact opposite of buyer’s remorse?
July 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What’s the exact opposite of buyer’s remorse?
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is where I post from
I’ll be moving to the first place that requires these commandments to be posted at each public school
May 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’ll be moving to the first place that requires these commandments to be posted at each public school
@joereid.bsky.social don’t take away my tiny triumphs they are all I’ve got!
May 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
@joereid.bsky.social don’t take away my tiny triumphs they are all I’ve got!