Just lean into decades-old spoilers.

Rosebud’s a sled,
Vader’s Luke’s Dad,
The Planet was Earth
And Bruce Willis was dead.

I would reallocate half the national defense budget to help Greta Gerwig realize her childhood dream

So many S-tier movies!! So many ways to pick this list. Here are the four 80’s movies that I will watch straight through Every. Single. Time I encounter them. They will NEVER fail to move/entertain me:

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Raising Arizona
The Princess Bride
Die Hard

He’s also the mvp of season 2 of Peacemaker!

change the first two hubbys to buddy and you’ve really got something

Well-written piece, ruined by a real shithed

The trash compactor scene from Star Wars is basically the nexus of all of these.

Fun fact: We would’ve never been able to go to Ashokan every year if it wasn’t for Ken Burns www.nytimes.com/2013/05/13/n...

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I think he endlessly rides the subway with Jill Stein like the worst possible version of Snowpiercer?

I feel like I should get a prize for hitting this Starbucks/Marvel d-lister/WWE/Netflix phenomenon four-leg parlay