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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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A little history lesson, with a nod to Frederick Douglass.

What to a Christian is the Eleventh of November?

open.substack.com/pub/dianabut...
What to a Christian is the Eleventh of November?
How a holy day for a conscientious objector became a holiday for soldiers and the state
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Feel like, as a society, we might consider moving Halloween to the last Friday in October (observed.) Vibes truly immaculate tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Today. Oct 30 at 6:30 PM: Houston, TX at @murderbooks.bsky.social. More info: www.murderbooks.com/Kowal-Miller Come see @sentencebender.bsky.social and me!
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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This is not a drill: GHC (the #Haskell compiler) now runs in your browser. See the announcement (and please report any bugs) here: discourse.haskell.org/t/ghc-now-ru...
Ghc now runs in your browser
ghc itself can now run purely client-side in the browser, here’s a haskell playground demo. terms and conditions apply, and i’ll write up more detailed explanation some time later, but i thought this ...
discourse.haskell.org
October 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
People are really out here affirming the consequent on main smh
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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learned recently that the guy who wrote "The Night Before Christmas," clement clarke moore, also wrote a takedown of thomas jefferson's proto-scientific racism in "Notes on the State of Virginia," basically accusing him and others of making it up to justify slavery. which, that's right.
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Adam made me realize something: Sora is pulling a reverse Uber. Uber, for all of its faults, made a taxi service that doesn't own any cars. Sora is trying to replace an app (tiktok) that doesn't spend anything to make videos with an app that does.
Sora proves the AI bubble is going to burst.

Watch the full video on YouTube: youtu.be/55Z4cg5Fyu4
October 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated ✨CAT-RELATED✨ art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 9:00 pm EST. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!
October 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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There is no thriving #Haskell community without its members of the LGBT community, and on that there cannot be any compromise.
September 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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NEW: Arkansas announced plans for a mega prison in a rural town. Since then, locals are organizing to stop it.

At first they opposed it in their own town. But some now say they've taken a more critical look at how we incarcerate in the country.

make time for this new feature, you won't regret it
The Prison Next Door - Bolts
How Arkansas’ secretive plan for a new state lockup angered residents in a deep red corner of rural America—and changed how some see incarceration.
boltsmag.org
September 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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some remarkable stuff happening in the Tucson region, don't miss it

this is a really interesting public official / local leader:
South Tucson Mayor Roxy Valenzuela lives with her family at a motel that was purchased by a local soup kitchen and converted to affordable housing. It’s an act of solidarity with other residents, she says.
Facing Arizona’s Crackdown on Homelessness, Two Cities Offer Different Responses
State intervention has led Tucson to ramp up sweeps and pass harsh new policies. Officials in the small town of South Tucson have emphasized support and services, even as they face blowback.
boltsmag.org
September 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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YES, YES
August 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Mr. Cuban, a skydiving Christian baby would like to have a word
Hypothetically. If complimenting trump meant that there would definitely be 2026 elections and the Dems would sweep Congress in a landslide , would you compliment Trump ?

Or, Is is that thought so abhorrent, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Even at the expense of staying the minority?
August 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Minneapolis folks!! Come to Utepils Brewing on Saturday, would love to see you there!
Reminder MinnMax is hosting a summer community meetup at Utepils Brewing in Minneapolis from 12-5pm, we hope to see you there. Bring a friend! Learn more here - www.patreon.com/posts/let-us...
August 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I recently watched through all of Elementary (the Sherlock Holmes in America show), and they had an episode where the criminal fakes a death by fentanyl contact in order to profit from the subsequent police hysteria.
The absolute wild misinformation that fentanyl has had in the populace must be studied

They have somehow perpetrated this absolute fictional representation on what this drug can do and how and it bewilders me that it is somehow allowed to be passed off as fact
VIDEO: Berkeley County deputy rescued after collapse from fentanyl exposure #chsnews
July 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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anyway i was about to write something like, “you cannot live in a free society and also forbid people from living where they would like to live” but it occurs to me that many, many americans do not want to live in a free society
July 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way
July 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I submitted a sketch of @hankgreen.bsky.social but it didn’t accept it 🙃
Why I 🧡 the web.

drawafish.com

Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟
July 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM