news update: I do NOT want to work today
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
news update: I do NOT want to work today
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
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Toyotama, a spherical chicken with cars for feet, is the mascot for Toyota Motors in Saitama, Japan.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Toyotama, a spherical chicken with cars for feet, is the mascot for Toyota Motors in Saitama, Japan.
genuinely adding this to my self-affirmations
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
genuinely adding this to my self-affirmations
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
every year, I’m positive that THIS TIME the seasonal depresh won’t get me. and every year, December rolls around and fully body slams me.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
every year, I’m positive that THIS TIME the seasonal depresh won’t get me. and every year, December rolls around and fully body slams me.
sweet melatonin, please save me from the acts of sleep schedule fuckening I have committed over the last four days
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
sweet melatonin, please save me from the acts of sleep schedule fuckening I have committed over the last four days
timeline cleanse: my cat loves hugs so much she revs the purring about it
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
timeline cleanse: my cat loves hugs so much she revs the purring about it
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
I fully do not want to deal with my family today, but we persevere I guess
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I fully do not want to deal with my family today, but we persevere I guess
do I need a fourth coffee today: no, but in an equally important way, yes
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
do I need a fourth coffee today: no, but in an equally important way, yes
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
at what point does a candle budget tip from As A Treat to My Family Is Dying
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
at what point does a candle budget tip from As A Treat to My Family Is Dying
every image is cursed in its own special way, and oh man what a lineup
You showed up. So did we. 🌺
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
every image is cursed in its own special way, and oh man what a lineup
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November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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brain radio bringing me the greatest hits. that last track was “snippets of the Spanish rap from the tv show Community.”
up next, you guessed it: “snippets of the Spanish rap from the tv show Community”
up next, you guessed it: “snippets of the Spanish rap from the tv show Community”
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
brain radio bringing me the greatest hits. that last track was “snippets of the Spanish rap from the tv show Community.”
up next, you guessed it: “snippets of the Spanish rap from the tv show Community”
up next, you guessed it: “snippets of the Spanish rap from the tv show Community”
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parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
list of People Who Know I’m Trans Before My Family Does now includes: favorite stylist at local hair place
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
list of People Who Know I’m Trans Before My Family Does now includes: favorite stylist at local hair place
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November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
thank god it’s a nice day and I have my windows open. my elderly downstairs neighbor fell outside and couldn’t get up. I helped him and he’s okay but holy fuck the adrenaline.
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
thank god it’s a nice day and I have my windows open. my elderly downstairs neighbor fell outside and couldn’t get up. I helped him and he’s okay but holy fuck the adrenaline.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.
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ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ouroboreos