Ennuimageddon
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A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.
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Sweden needs to send a formal threat of escalation to the U.S.
"If the U.S. invades Greenland, we will give another Nobel Prize to Barack Obama."
"If the U.S. invades Greenland, we will give another Nobel Prize to Barack Obama."
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Danish parliamentarian Rasmus Jarlov speaking to MS NOW on Stephen Miller comments regarding Greenland: "I hope he’s kept away from young women, because that’s the mentality of a rapist. You can’t defend yourself, so I’m going to take you. That’s basically what he’s saying."
January 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Danish parliamentarian Rasmus Jarlov speaking to MS NOW on Stephen Miller comments regarding Greenland: "I hope he’s kept away from young women, because that’s the mentality of a rapist. You can’t defend yourself, so I’m going to take you. That’s basically what he’s saying."
Don't feel bad for the bus driver in question.
When the good Lord closes the door on the career of a driver for Best Bus, he opens a window to a new career as an Immigration and Customs Enforcement Officer for the ex bus driver.
When the good Lord closes the door on the career of a driver for Best Bus, he opens a window to a new career as an Immigration and Customs Enforcement Officer for the ex bus driver.
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Don't feel bad for the bus driver in question.
When the good Lord closes the door on the career of a driver for Best Bus, he opens a window to a new career as an Immigration and Customs Enforcement Officer for the ex bus driver.
When the good Lord closes the door on the career of a driver for Best Bus, he opens a window to a new career as an Immigration and Customs Enforcement Officer for the ex bus driver.
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"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
Sweden needs to send a formal threat of escalation to the U.S.
"If the U.S. invades Greenland, we will give another Nobel Prize to Barack Obama."
"If the U.S. invades Greenland, we will give another Nobel Prize to Barack Obama."
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Sweden needs to send a formal threat of escalation to the U.S.
"If the U.S. invades Greenland, we will give another Nobel Prize to Barack Obama."
"If the U.S. invades Greenland, we will give another Nobel Prize to Barack Obama."
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in the plus side, watching the president of the United States destroy the entire geopolitical order because he didn't get a shiny award has successfully cured all my hangups about subtle character motivation in writing
January 19, 2026 at 8:10 AM
in the plus side, watching the president of the United States destroy the entire geopolitical order because he didn't get a shiny award has successfully cured all my hangups about subtle character motivation in writing
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Billionaires just don't go for rides in imploding submersibles like they used to
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Billionaires just don't go for rides in imploding submersibles like they used to
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This is my regular reminded that if your clothes are full of tear gas and/or pepper spray, air them for a day if at all possible and then wash them twice ON COLD.
If you come home and throw them in on hot right away you will kinda gas your laundry room. <3
#Minneapolis #StPaul #FuckICE
If you come home and throw them in on hot right away you will kinda gas your laundry room. <3
#Minneapolis #StPaul #FuckICE
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
This is my regular reminded that if your clothes are full of tear gas and/or pepper spray, air them for a day if at all possible and then wash them twice ON COLD.
If you come home and throw them in on hot right away you will kinda gas your laundry room. <3
#Minneapolis #StPaul #FuckICE
If you come home and throw them in on hot right away you will kinda gas your laundry room. <3
#Minneapolis #StPaul #FuckICE
"And any other means necessary to combat perceived fascism."
Okay, so the U.S. attorney general is equating all groups created to combat fascism as domestic terrorists.
Okay, so the U.S. attorney general is equating all groups created to combat fascism as domestic terrorists.
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
"And any other means necessary to combat perceived fascism."
Okay, so the U.S. attorney general is equating all groups created to combat fascism as domestic terrorists.
Okay, so the U.S. attorney general is equating all groups created to combat fascism as domestic terrorists.
Mark my words:
Nicolás Maduro will be convicted.
The orange man will commute his sentence to Time Served after Maduro donates one million dollars to his presidential library.
Nicolás Maduro will be convicted.
The orange man will commute his sentence to Time Served after Maduro donates one million dollars to his presidential library.
January 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Mark my words:
Nicolás Maduro will be convicted.
The orange man will commute his sentence to Time Served after Maduro donates one million dollars to his presidential library.
Nicolás Maduro will be convicted.
The orange man will commute his sentence to Time Served after Maduro donates one million dollars to his presidential library.
I really just want to go back to being a pithy and farcical reply guy, so if we could all stop with the fascist abductions, killings, graft, and invasions, I would really appreciate it.
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I really just want to go back to being a pithy and farcical reply guy, so if we could all stop with the fascist abductions, killings, graft, and invasions, I would really appreciate it.
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My fave attorney spitting facts. Rachel Cohen from Chicago. I affirm this
January 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
My fave attorney spitting facts. Rachel Cohen from Chicago. I affirm this
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This is what integrity looks like, in case you've forgotten. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This is what integrity looks like, in case you've forgotten. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
Please don't ever use a movie plot as evidence that something will or won't work in the real world.
It's a non-serious argument.
It's a non-serious argument.
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Please don't ever use a movie plot as evidence that something will or won't work in the real world.
It's a non-serious argument.
It's a non-serious argument.
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There’s a bitter irony in these headlines.
January 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
There’s a bitter irony in these headlines.
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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
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Only by prosecuting these folks will we get out of this mess.
And that's not in 2028. Start now.
Prosecute ICE in every state for every crime. Arrest them for jaywalking if you have to.
Prosecute Musk in Wisconsin. Offer rewards for whistleblowers from Trump crony state crimes.
Go all out.
And that's not in 2028. Start now.
Prosecute ICE in every state for every crime. Arrest them for jaywalking if you have to.
Prosecute Musk in Wisconsin. Offer rewards for whistleblowers from Trump crony state crimes.
Go all out.
January 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Only by prosecuting these folks will we get out of this mess.
And that's not in 2028. Start now.
Prosecute ICE in every state for every crime. Arrest them for jaywalking if you have to.
Prosecute Musk in Wisconsin. Offer rewards for whistleblowers from Trump crony state crimes.
Go all out.
And that's not in 2028. Start now.
Prosecute ICE in every state for every crime. Arrest them for jaywalking if you have to.
Prosecute Musk in Wisconsin. Offer rewards for whistleblowers from Trump crony state crimes.
Go all out.
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I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
His middle name might be David.
But that's according to a Google search with answer given by Google AI, so take it with a grain of salt.
But that's according to a Google search with answer given by Google AI, so take it with a grain of salt.
How unfortunate that ICE uses firstname.middleinitial.lastname@ice.dhs.gov as their email format.
January 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
His middle name might be David.
But that's according to a Google search with answer given by Google AI, so take it with a grain of salt.
But that's according to a Google search with answer given by Google AI, so take it with a grain of salt.
It looks like there's solid confirmation on his identity.
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
It looks like there's solid confirmation on his identity.
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Holy shit. A person was murdered. Who responds like this?
Even if LL were touting the party line of not murder, a person died today. Her life ended. This jokey/hateful pronoun shit is beyond comprehension.
Even if LL were touting the party line of not murder, a person died today. Her life ended. This jokey/hateful pronoun shit is beyond comprehension.
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Holy shit. A person was murdered. Who responds like this?
Even if LL were touting the party line of not murder, a person died today. Her life ended. This jokey/hateful pronoun shit is beyond comprehension.
Even if LL were touting the party line of not murder, a person died today. Her life ended. This jokey/hateful pronoun shit is beyond comprehension.
My 8yr old son, when he thinks he's about to get away with something because there's no witnesses, chortles maniacally like an evil villain and still hasn't figured out that's what causes his parents to run into the room to figure out what he's doing and stop it.
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
My 8yr old son, when he thinks he's about to get away with something because there's no witnesses, chortles maniacally like an evil villain and still hasn't figured out that's what causes his parents to run into the room to figure out what he's doing and stop it.
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keep thinking of a vocally anti-woke reporter who insisted that the term "environmental racism" was nonsense
After a white county in South Carolina rejected a data center, developers have sets their sights on a Black community for a proposed data center complex the size of 1,200 football fields
After a White Town Rejected a Data Center, Developers Targeted a Black Area
Four million Americans live within 1 mile of a data center. The communities closest to them are “overwhelmingly” non-white.
capitalbnews.org
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
keep thinking of a vocally anti-woke reporter who insisted that the term "environmental racism" was nonsense
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago