Ennuimageddon
@ennuimageddon.bsky.social
A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.
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Ennuimageddon
@ennuimageddon.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Personally, I think the most compelling character in Aliens was Nute.
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operator: toddler 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
operator: toddler 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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Will some good Samaritan intern at the governor's office please convince Greg Abbott to launch a crusade against H.E.B.?
I could use a Democrat governor in office for a change.
I could use a Democrat governor in office for a change.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Will some good Samaritan intern at the governor's office please convince Greg Abbott to launch a crusade against H.E.B.?
I could use a Democrat governor in office for a change.
I could use a Democrat governor in office for a change.
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Maybe the real Bubba was the friends we met along the way
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Maybe the real Bubba was the friends we met along the way
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
Just now was the first time ever I've had a dream that I was actor Jamie Farr from M.A.S.H. and that I had the power to summon legions of spectral dire wolves, each one "as tall as the horizon", stacked three high on top of each others shoulders, and I gotta say, it did not disappoint
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Just now was the first time ever I've had a dream that I was actor Jamie Farr from M.A.S.H. and that I had the power to summon legions of spectral dire wolves, each one "as tall as the horizon", stacked three high on top of each others shoulders, and I gotta say, it did not disappoint
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“I am assigned the duties of two people,” said Florence Uzuegbunam, a nurse practitioner who works in primary care at a VA hospital outside of Atlanta. “Many of my co-workers told me they are putting an average of four hours unpaid daily just to keep up with the workload.” #VeteransDay
The impact of understaffing, facility closures and waiting times at the VA has been “dire” under Trump’s second term, medical workers say.
capitalandmain.com/despite-vow-...
capitalandmain.com/despite-vow-...
Despite Vow to Protect Health Care for Veterans, VA Losing Doctors and Nurses
Impact of understaffing, facility closures and waiting times has been
capitalandmain.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“I am assigned the duties of two people,” said Florence Uzuegbunam, a nurse practitioner who works in primary care at a VA hospital outside of Atlanta. “Many of my co-workers told me they are putting an average of four hours unpaid daily just to keep up with the workload.” #VeteransDay
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this story has healed me
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
this story has healed me
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
I have a dark and terrible confession to make.
Sometimes I just spontaneously sing,
'Life would go to pieces without Galaxy Glue!'
This is despite the fact that I haven't seen Lily Tomlin's
The Incredible Shrinking Woman
in over thirty years.
Sometimes I just spontaneously sing,
'Life would go to pieces without Galaxy Glue!'
This is despite the fact that I haven't seen Lily Tomlin's
The Incredible Shrinking Woman
in over thirty years.
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I have a dark and terrible confession to make.
Sometimes I just spontaneously sing,
'Life would go to pieces without Galaxy Glue!'
This is despite the fact that I haven't seen Lily Tomlin's
The Incredible Shrinking Woman
in over thirty years.
Sometimes I just spontaneously sing,
'Life would go to pieces without Galaxy Glue!'
This is despite the fact that I haven't seen Lily Tomlin's
The Incredible Shrinking Woman
in over thirty years.
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Certainly we have enough nerds on here for someone to atleast calculate it.
i need a mythbusters exploring how much velocity you'd need to actually do physical harm to a human with a sandwich
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Certainly we have enough nerds on here for someone to atleast calculate it.
Hey, Siri, what is an icepick, and what is it used for?
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hey, Siri, what is an icepick, and what is it used for?
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
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As a historian it is my job to give book recommendations:
November 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
As a historian it is my job to give book recommendations:
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Really proud of my Halloween shirt yesterday!
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Really proud of my Halloween shirt yesterday!
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Well, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
This was on YouTube, not Twitter.
This was on YouTube, not Twitter.
October 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Well, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
This was on YouTube, not Twitter.
This was on YouTube, not Twitter.