Ennuimageddon
@ennuimageddon.bsky.social
A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.
I left my Ivanka and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought Socialism and Socialism won
I fought Socialism and Socialism won
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought Socialism and Socialism won
I fought Socialism and Socialism won
a blurry picture of a man playing a guitar on a stage .
Alt: Band members from The Clash singing and playing their instruments on stage.
(The actual song would be 'I Fought The Law', recorded in 1977)
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November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I left my Ivanka and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought Socialism and Socialism won
I fought Socialism and Socialism won
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought Socialism and Socialism won
I fought Socialism and Socialism won
If Zohran continues to play his hand this well, trump just might give him the affectionate nickname, 'Bubba'.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If Zohran continues to play his hand this well, trump just might give him the affectionate nickname, 'Bubba'.
"And that her statement the entire grand jury reviewed all the documentation,"*
*was therefore technically true.
Left the rest of the sentence out by mistake.
*was therefore technically true.
Left the rest of the sentence out by mistake.
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"And that her statement the entire grand jury reviewed all the documentation,"*
*was therefore technically true.
Left the rest of the sentence out by mistake.
*was therefore technically true.
Left the rest of the sentence out by mistake.
Getting the indictment technically wrong at this level is a sign of incompetence, not foul play, so to speak.
Comey's case for dismissal would be weaker if this assessment is correct, but he would still have a case.
Comey's case for dismissal would be weaker if this assessment is correct, but he would still have a case.
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Getting the indictment technically wrong at this level is a sign of incompetence, not foul play, so to speak.
Comey's case for dismissal would be weaker if this assessment is correct, but he would still have a case.
Comey's case for dismissal would be weaker if this assessment is correct, but he would still have a case.
and because the remaining grand jurors hadn't said no, she figured, "close enough for government work"
And that her statement the entire grand jury reviewed all the documentation,
But not having all the grand jurors not sign off on the revised indictment is a technical fowl, so to speak.
And that her statement the entire grand jury reviewed all the documentation,
But not having all the grand jurors not sign off on the revised indictment is a technical fowl, so to speak.
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
and because the remaining grand jurors hadn't said no, she figured, "close enough for government work"
And that her statement the entire grand jury reviewed all the documentation,
But not having all the grand jurors not sign off on the revised indictment is a technical fowl, so to speak.
And that her statement the entire grand jury reviewed all the documentation,
But not having all the grand jurors not sign off on the revised indictment is a technical fowl, so to speak.
I think what happened here is
She presented three indictments,
The grand jury rejected one.
She re-presented two indictments, the two that the grand jury did not reject out of hand, but she only presented it to two of the jurors, who signed off on it,
She presented three indictments,
The grand jury rejected one.
She re-presented two indictments, the two that the grand jury did not reject out of hand, but she only presented it to two of the jurors, who signed off on it,
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I think what happened here is
She presented three indictments,
The grand jury rejected one.
She re-presented two indictments, the two that the grand jury did not reject out of hand, but she only presented it to two of the jurors, who signed off on it,
She presented three indictments,
The grand jury rejected one.
She re-presented two indictments, the two that the grand jury did not reject out of hand, but she only presented it to two of the jurors, who signed off on it,
Paul Linnman! If you see this post, in these trying times, you're the hero we NEED!
You, and another half ton of dynamite, can cut through the blubber of America's political rhetoric to unite this country again!
You, and another half ton of dynamite, can cut through the blubber of America's political rhetoric to unite this country again!
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Paul Linnman! If you see this post, in these trying times, you're the hero we NEED!
You, and another half ton of dynamite, can cut through the blubber of America's political rhetoric to unite this country again!
You, and another half ton of dynamite, can cut through the blubber of America's political rhetoric to unite this country again!
I just checked, and the reporter at the scene is still alive!
We should totally do this and have him cover the 2nd whale explosion!
Whale II(electric bugalloo),
This Time, It's Personal
We should totally do this and have him cover the 2nd whale explosion!
Whale II(electric bugalloo),
This Time, It's Personal
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I just checked, and the reporter at the scene is still alive!
We should totally do this and have him cover the 2nd whale explosion!
Whale II(electric bugalloo),
This Time, It's Personal
We should totally do this and have him cover the 2nd whale explosion!
Whale II(electric bugalloo),
This Time, It's Personal
They need to put a stop to this, right now! I'm going to count to III and they better stop with this Arabic numerals nonsense before I hit III, or there will be hell to pay!
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
They need to put a stop to this, right now! I'm going to count to III and they better stop with this Arabic numerals nonsense before I hit III, or there will be hell to pay!
That was a damn fine clock.
Also, Jake Lang's face reminds me a lot of Sloth's head from The Goonies.
Also, Jake Lang's face reminds me a lot of Sloth's head from The Goonies.
a man wearing a pirate hat and a bandana has tiktok written on the bottom left
Alt: a man wearing a pirate hat and a bandana wearing a Superman T-shirt, jeans with red suspenders.
His face is deformed
(It's makeup, not an actor's actual face, otherwise I wouldn't make the joke, I swear)
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
That was a damn fine clock.
Also, Jake Lang's face reminds me a lot of Sloth's head from The Goonies.
Also, Jake Lang's face reminds me a lot of Sloth's head from The Goonies.
There's a zombie game on steam that reviews say isn't that bad except for the garbage ai they use for the dialogue
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
There's a zombie game on steam that reviews say isn't that bad except for the garbage ai they use for the dialogue
U of A isn't University of Texas at Austin, it's a sham conservative "university" taking a stand against wokeness, feminism, and DEI. If he hadn't quit, they most certainly would have kept on even after this.
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
U of A isn't University of Texas at Austin, it's a sham conservative "university" taking a stand against wokeness, feminism, and DEI. If he hadn't quit, they most certainly would have kept on even after this.
You're not that far off...
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You're not that far off...
trump is going to be all in on releasing the Epstein files...
Sadly, much to trump's dismay, the DOJ won't be able to release them as they are pertinent to an ongoing Justice Department investigation... Into Democrats... An investigation coincidentally ordered by Donald trump.
Sadly, much to trump's dismay, the DOJ won't be able to release them as they are pertinent to an ongoing Justice Department investigation... Into Democrats... An investigation coincidentally ordered by Donald trump.
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
trump is going to be all in on releasing the Epstein files...
Sadly, much to trump's dismay, the DOJ won't be able to release them as they are pertinent to an ongoing Justice Department investigation... Into Democrats... An investigation coincidentally ordered by Donald trump.
Sadly, much to trump's dismay, the DOJ won't be able to release them as they are pertinent to an ongoing Justice Department investigation... Into Democrats... An investigation coincidentally ordered by Donald trump.
Living in a farm upstate!
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Living in a farm upstate!
Oom, bowp bowp.
Chik, chika chika-kah!
Chik, chika chika-kah!
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Oom, bowp bowp.
Chik, chika chika-kah!
Chik, chika chika-kah!
NO ONE EVER TELL ME WHERE THIS DOG IS NOW UNLESS HE'S LIVING IN A FARM UPSTATE!
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
NO ONE EVER TELL ME WHERE THIS DOG IS NOW UNLESS HE'S LIVING IN A FARM UPSTATE!
"First they came for..."
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"First they came for..."
That is so romantic.
Let this be a lesson to the next generation,
Find yourself a partner that doesn't pee on your food and never let them go.
Unless you're into that, in which case, hey, you do you.
Let this be a lesson to the next generation,
Find yourself a partner that doesn't pee on your food and never let them go.
Unless you're into that, in which case, hey, you do you.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
That is so romantic.
Let this be a lesson to the next generation,
Find yourself a partner that doesn't pee on your food and never let them go.
Unless you're into that, in which case, hey, you do you.
Let this be a lesson to the next generation,
Find yourself a partner that doesn't pee on your food and never let them go.
Unless you're into that, in which case, hey, you do you.
Odenkirk is a genius in that in the 90s ended a standup routine with him just chilling on stage for 8 minutes as a tape played his last name over and over again, and rc toys would drive by pulling signs with his name on it and it was the dumbest thing I've ever seen but I've never forgotten his name
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Odenkirk is a genius in that in the 90s ended a standup routine with him just chilling on stage for 8 minutes as a tape played his last name over and over again, and rc toys would drive by pulling signs with his name on it and it was the dumbest thing I've ever seen but I've never forgotten his name
I predict TurboTax going from a numbers based spreadsheet system to a vibes and truthiness based system of tax filing will be a great move for the company!
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I predict TurboTax going from a numbers based spreadsheet system to a vibes and truthiness based system of tax filing will be a great move for the company!