en cryptid
@encryptoid.bsky.social
some days i may express myself in curious ways
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What’s up with creditors and landlords expecting people to have like, HUNDREDS of dollars every month?
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
What’s up with creditors and landlords expecting people to have like, HUNDREDS of dollars every month?
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as a stupid child i mindfucked myself onto doing quiet sneezes - which a friend referred to as "kitten sneezes" - so now i can't sneeze in front of new people for fear of them hearing a grown ass adult sneeze like a newborn.
October 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
as a stupid child i mindfucked myself onto doing quiet sneezes - which a friend referred to as "kitten sneezes" - so now i can't sneeze in front of new people for fear of them hearing a grown ass adult sneeze like a newborn.
went out, did a thing, looked kinda cute
June 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
went out, did a thing, looked kinda cute
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no matter how bad things get at least John Carpenter is still out there smoking weed and getting really into incredibly mid video games
May 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
no matter how bad things get at least John Carpenter is still out there smoking weed and getting really into incredibly mid video games
i wish i had interesting things going on to talk about but alas, i'm a boring ass shut-in who doesn't do much except watch movies and play games ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i wish i had interesting things going on to talk about but alas, i'm a boring ass shut-in who doesn't do much except watch movies and play games ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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yeah, my pleasant feelings are dead too
Pleasant Feelings
Georgia, Death Index, 1933-1998
Georgia, Death Index, 1933-1998
May 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
yeah, my pleasant feelings are dead too
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literally begging someone to be nice to me for 10 seconds
March 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
literally begging someone to be nice to me for 10 seconds
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Weed is a performance enhancing drug for talking about aliens
December 22, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Weed is a performance enhancing drug for talking about aliens
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I too am trying to disappear for six months or possibly even longer
December 21, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I too am trying to disappear for six months or possibly even longer
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20 years ago I knew a guy who worked part time, minimum wage, as a dishwasher.
He was able to afford rent and a car (both shitty but functional), concerts, weed, etc.
It's interesting to think of how that kind of dirtbag lifestyle is mostly just gone.
He was able to afford rent and a car (both shitty but functional), concerts, weed, etc.
It's interesting to think of how that kind of dirtbag lifestyle is mostly just gone.
December 16, 2024 at 12:12 PM
20 years ago I knew a guy who worked part time, minimum wage, as a dishwasher.
He was able to afford rent and a car (both shitty but functional), concerts, weed, etc.
It's interesting to think of how that kind of dirtbag lifestyle is mostly just gone.
He was able to afford rent and a car (both shitty but functional), concerts, weed, etc.
It's interesting to think of how that kind of dirtbag lifestyle is mostly just gone.
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it’s late, and I’m full off the drink but I have to speak the truth
most of you wouldn’t know how to react if you saw a gnome or goblin and it shows
most of you wouldn’t know how to react if you saw a gnome or goblin and it shows
November 26, 2024 at 5:20 AM
it’s late, and I’m full off the drink but I have to speak the truth
most of you wouldn’t know how to react if you saw a gnome or goblin and it shows
most of you wouldn’t know how to react if you saw a gnome or goblin and it shows
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scrambling around for my weed pen until i find it in my pocket and nervously chuckle like i’m bilbo with the ring
November 26, 2024 at 8:56 PM
scrambling around for my weed pen until i find it in my pocket and nervously chuckle like i’m bilbo with the ring
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despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
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i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
November 11, 2023 at 6:49 AM
i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
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I haven't been posting because I'm happy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 10, 2023 at 6:27 AM
I haven't been posting because I'm happy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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this cold may actually kill me, i sneezed so hard while walking i rolled my ankle and almost fell flat on my face. why is my body so dumb?
November 7, 2023 at 11:25 PM
this cold may actually kill me, i sneezed so hard while walking i rolled my ankle and almost fell flat on my face. why is my body so dumb?