Tennis Court Oaf
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American balkanization is going to be messy but necessary, and in the end, a good thing for the planet and its inhabitants
Kids, I don’t know how to say this, but …
… there are only so many plastic surgeries you can do to your face before you start looking like 2 catfish stuffed headfirst into a gym sock.
… there are only so many plastic surgeries you can do to your face before you start looking like 2 catfish stuffed headfirst into a gym sock.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Kids, I don’t know how to say this, but …
… there are only so many plastic surgeries you can do to your face before you start looking like 2 catfish stuffed headfirst into a gym sock.
… there are only so many plastic surgeries you can do to your face before you start looking like 2 catfish stuffed headfirst into a gym sock.
A reminder that Dr Frankenstein was the real monster.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A reminder that Dr Frankenstein was the real monster.
I don’t know who “bubba” is, but I got a reasonably good idea of what he looks like.
I never believed in the concept of an “Alpha male” until now.
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I don’t know who “bubba” is, but I got a reasonably good idea of what he looks like.
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
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It just keeps getting better
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It just keeps getting better
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oh
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It just keeps getting better
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It just keeps getting better
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We don’t need to reform ICE.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We don’t need to reform ICE.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
Imagine saying this to a 17th century bohemian peasant.
Liquid death is like calling the spoon an airplane to a baby
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Imagine saying this to a 17th century bohemian peasant.
There must be inflation fetishists who totally ride off the rails during Thanksgiving.
Gonna open an art gallery but it’s just old Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade posters.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There must be inflation fetishists who totally ride off the rails during Thanksgiving.
Not threatening anyone, but can we all commit to jailing all of these assholes as soon as possible?
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Not threatening anyone, but can we all commit to jailing all of these assholes as soon as possible?
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I felt like I was losing my mind watching this person's remarks and had to write about how disgusting they are.
Sarah Hurwitz Profanes the Holocaust
Holocaust education has worked too well for the Obama speechwriter, since when she rationalizes Israel's genocide, "I sound obscene." Maybe sit with that, Sarah
www.forever-wars.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I felt like I was losing my mind watching this person's remarks and had to write about how disgusting they are.
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🚨LIVE: REMOVE THE TRUMP REGIME PROTEST - Washington DC www.youtube.com/live/tv5XeT3...
LIVE: REMOVE THE TRUMP REGIME PROTEST - Washington DC
YouTube video by Mercado Media
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November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🚨LIVE: REMOVE THE TRUMP REGIME PROTEST - Washington DC www.youtube.com/live/tv5XeT3...
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i've seen enough: the american healthcare system is going to collapse by january 2028. things will be held together for a while by employer contributions to private insurance premiums but /
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i've seen enough: the american healthcare system is going to collapse by january 2028. things will be held together for a while by employer contributions to private insurance premiums but /
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NEW: I explain how Canada’s ongoing purchases of Israeli weapons and military technology fuel genocide against Palestinians.
This is a transcript of my testimony at the people’s tribunal on Canadian responsibility. www.readthemaple.com/how-canadas-...
This is a transcript of my testimony at the people’s tribunal on Canadian responsibility. www.readthemaple.com/how-canadas-...
How Canada’s Purchases Of Israeli Weapons Fuel Genocide
A transcript of a testimony given by The Maple’s news editor at a “people’s tribunal” on Canadian complicity in Israel’s genocide in Gaza.
www.readthemaple.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
NEW: I explain how Canada’s ongoing purchases of Israeli weapons and military technology fuel genocide against Palestinians.
This is a transcript of my testimony at the people’s tribunal on Canadian responsibility. www.readthemaple.com/how-canadas-...
This is a transcript of my testimony at the people’s tribunal on Canadian responsibility. www.readthemaple.com/how-canadas-...
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Saudi Arabia is the only democracy in the Middle East and our relationship with them is based on shared values.
If there did not exist a Saudi Arabia we would have to invent a Saudi Arabia to protect our interests.
If Saudi Arabia didn't exist, not a single Arab on Earth would be safe.
If there did not exist a Saudi Arabia we would have to invent a Saudi Arabia to protect our interests.
If Saudi Arabia didn't exist, not a single Arab on Earth would be safe.
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Saudi Arabia is the only democracy in the Middle East and our relationship with them is based on shared values.
If there did not exist a Saudi Arabia we would have to invent a Saudi Arabia to protect our interests.
If Saudi Arabia didn't exist, not a single Arab on Earth would be safe.
If there did not exist a Saudi Arabia we would have to invent a Saudi Arabia to protect our interests.
If Saudi Arabia didn't exist, not a single Arab on Earth would be safe.
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There is no batshit far-right idea that the NYT's "reasonable" conservatives will not launder into polite discourse.
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
There is no batshit far-right idea that the NYT's "reasonable" conservatives will not launder into polite discourse.
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As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
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I'm sorry, I'm still having a hard time getting over that the owner of the NY Times is in the Epstein files thing and they haven't even acknowledged this in any reporting.
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm sorry, I'm still having a hard time getting over that the owner of the NY Times is in the Epstein files thing and they haven't even acknowledged this in any reporting.
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If these people are ever thrown out of power, I hope we all understand there is no reformist pathway for institutions like this as much as Dems might desperately wish and claim there is.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If these people are ever thrown out of power, I hope we all understand there is no reformist pathway for institutions like this as much as Dems might desperately wish and claim there is.
“Call me Oatmael”
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“Call me Oatmael”
My dog full on charged a black bear. A big ‘un, somewhere in the area of 300-400 pounds.
My dog weighs 6.8 pounds.
The bear shrugged, as if to say “I’m too old for this shit”, and lumbered off into the woods.
Crazy brave little fucker.
My dog weighs 6.8 pounds.
The bear shrugged, as if to say “I’m too old for this shit”, and lumbered off into the woods.
Crazy brave little fucker.
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My dog full on charged a black bear. A big ‘un, somewhere in the area of 300-400 pounds.
My dog weighs 6.8 pounds.
The bear shrugged, as if to say “I’m too old for this shit”, and lumbered off into the woods.
Crazy brave little fucker.
My dog weighs 6.8 pounds.
The bear shrugged, as if to say “I’m too old for this shit”, and lumbered off into the woods.
Crazy brave little fucker.
November 14, the anniversary of the day my mom was kidnapped by Calgon. Those were dark times.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
November 14, the anniversary of the day my mom was kidnapped by Calgon. Those were dark times.
I ask you, is it even possible to spoil the ending of “Citizen Kane” at this point?
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I ask you, is it even possible to spoil the ending of “Citizen Kane” at this point?
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Every single (pro capitalist and imperialist) western liberal democracy is RIGHT WING. Every single one of them. And not just that, westerners are some of the most brainwashed and heavily propagandised people you'll ever meet on earth. This video helps come up with a way to prove it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Every single (pro capitalist and imperialist) western liberal democracy is RIGHT WING. Every single one of them. And not just that, westerners are some of the most brainwashed and heavily propagandised people you'll ever meet on earth. This video helps come up with a way to prove it.
Incitatus may be a good choice for senate minority leader
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Incitatus may be a good choice for senate minority leader
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good